#because the brahmin kept accidentally teleporting on top of it while trying to get to the feed trough
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best thing about Fallout 4 is that, thanks to that classic bethesda polish, the cows in game are big and beautiful and dumb just like real cows but also sometimes they accidentally teleport onto a roof and immediately accept that they just live there now
now THATS realistic gaming
#i had to remove an entire section of fence in one of my settlements#because the brahmin kept accidentally teleporting on top of it while trying to get to the feed trough#THEN i went to another settlement right after that and the brahmin was clipped into the fucking building#like not even one of the houses it was clipped into a structure on the land that isnt accessible/doesnt have an inside#just chillin w its head sticking out of the wall lookin like a mounted head#all because i place the feeding trough the wrong direction (i didnt realize only one side of is intractable for them)#AND THEN AFTER I MOVED THE FEEDING TROUGH SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE PROPERTY#went back over to the tower/building thing and homie wasnt there anymore so i was like 'ok cool moving it got him unstuck#and then i looked up.#mans was on the fucking roof. straight up vibing in the idle laying down pose#not a care in the fucking world. no classic confused turning back and forth in place because of broken pathfinding#dude got teleported and immediately accepted his new status of 'That Bitch Up On The Roof'#two heads and not a single brain cell between them#now THATS the kind of realism i want in my games
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