#e.g. bills diary. a big fancy pen he used to write diary entries in. a ford shaped keychain he got custom made

[godsfavoritescientist]

What if after the finale, the henchmaniacs went through Bill's stuff and threw a ton of it into a random portal that usually seemed to disappear things away in it forever, as a gesture of "fuck you bill you were the worst, we're getting rid of all your stuff!"

And then several of these things ended up flying out of the bottomless pit, a couple of items at a time.

And then Ford had to deal with finding them.