#ear biscuit 116

[loulougoingsolo]

Ah, the horror!

Firstly, if someone going to see a show of the Tour of Mythicality reads this, please, go to Link and give him a comforting hug and say we will love him even if his hair is silver, or if he decides to dye it blue.

You do you, Link - if you want to dye your hair, you should do it, but if you want to show your natural locks, it doesn't make you any less of a slightly immature almost 40-year-old familyman. It's the inside that counts the most. The hair is just the added salt and pepper to make things even tastier.

(At this point I have to point out that my natural hair color has quite a bit of silver in it, as it has had since I turned 27. Only, I dye it regularly every six weeks, because the green in my hair complements my green eyes.)

But, boy did I enjoy this biscuit - and I didn't even see the guys - so hair colour is completely trivial!

I love horror movies. I scream and jump off my seat for even the lamest of scares, but I still love them, especially if I have someone watching with me (as my brother knows, I will grab even his arm if necessary). I grew up watching the Dracula movies starring Christopher Lee (they were shown on tv here around 1986-87, so I was about 7 or 8 years old at the time. (My parents didn't know what parental guidance meant.) The Texas Chain Saw Massacre was actually banned in Finland until 1996, which is when I immediately went to see it in the movies (being a year too young for the rating - but I got in). No wonder it traumatized poor little Link!

I haven't seen It or Get out yet, but now that hhey were so highly recommended by R&L I need to see them. I loved Stranger Things. The Ring was an ok movie, although there are so many other amazingly scary Japanese horror movies, which I prefer. I loved the Grudge, both the original and the version with Sarah Michelle Gellar. I had to google the Conjuring and that is actually one I haven't seen. And Babadook scared the crap out of me - so much so that I haven't been able to rewatch it.

We don't really celebrate Halloween around here, but they do show horror films on tv around this time of year - and I convinced our art class instructor to have us carve pumpkins next week. I'm kind of looking forward to whatever Halloweeny stuff goes on on GMM this year. And I really hope they've added a ghost or a creepy dead girl to the end of this podcast's video. Maybe creeping behind their backs, like in that Sketchober video.

I really hope they do make a horror movie next. Only, the ultimate musical horror comedy has kind of already been made (I was screaming "the Rocky Horror Picture Show!" the whole time they talked about making a horror film together). Of course, R&L could make a country version of it... 😁

-

I just remembered I'm home alone, and it's dark outside. Listening to all this horror stuff may have been a mistake. I hope the sound I hear is just the wind...

👻😱👽😨🤤

[new-philosopher]

It’s been confirmed! Link is letting his hair go grey.

[build-a-buddy]

Current Hoard Members (2019)

[[MORE]]

1. Pillow Central - technically not a stuffed animal, but he’s huggable and soft and a body pillow so he Counts

2. Kitty - hot pack huggie calico cat

3. Nemuriale/NyQuil - Nemuriale cat w heartbrat

4. Loaf - fluffy running eevee

5. Lemon Demon - build a bear lemon cream cat

6. Chubs - Japanese brand giant fat gray cat with ribbon and bell I won at a university sponsored raffle

7. Hedgie - hand made by nanny, hedgehog

8. Flammy - flamingo given by my teacher

9. Graduation Bear - bear from my grandma

10. Alice - black cat with orange dress

11. Pinky - pink LPS VIP cat

12. Mistletoe - little brown dog

13. Orangey - orange LPS VIP cat

14. Twinkle -eden beige dog that plays music with pink bows

15. Mutt - Webkinz classic cocker spaniel

16. Father Otter -the petting zoo, probably gotten at a zoo

17. Aleco - black cat with orange paws beanie baby cat

18. Howl - beanie baby grey wolf with black brown paws and orange eyes

19. Supekit - Webkinz classic black cat, was Alpha’s but she gave it to me

20. Goldie - Webkinz classic golden retriever

21. Fearless - DC direct streaky the cat

22. Prance - grey tabby beanie baby

23. Pounce - brown beanie baby cat

24. Sasha - Siamese beanie baby

25. Penny - Disney Dalmatian

26. Sparkle - Webkinz white yorkie

27. Hope Bunny - beanie baby yellow praying bunny

28. Pico - Ty. Com Chihuahua with pink ruffle like a Eevee

29. Chip - two toned beanie baby cat

30. Nanook - beanie baby husky

31. Wishbone - wishbone plushie, broken voice box

32. Biscuit - golden retriever with red bow and pellets in feet, not the official biscuit tho (there’s a official plushie now and it’s CUTE)

33. Rascal - white and grey dog from Texas Lions Camp

34. Avery - Gund light brown dog with dark ears, paws, and tail

35. Midnight - black and white horse given by nurse when I got surgery

36. Bolt - Disney bolt plushie

37. The Jewish mice - three hand knit mice from my nanny; beige, white, and cream

38. Silversoft - beanie baby like fox with a knot in their tail and a neon yellow shoe string for a collar

39. Espeon - from the Pokémon Center in Japan, gift from dad

40. Zorua - Epcot store Pokémon

41. Carlos - birthday gift Eevee from relative

42. Sylveon - Pokémon Center Pokémon, from dad?

43. Umbreon - bootleg Pokémon plush (didn’t know it was bootleg)

44. Punky - Webkinz patchy puppy

45. Louis - looks more like husky, a gift from my great wolf lodge party

46. BWC - Big white Ty brand Cat

47. Prince - yellow LPS VIP cat

48. Bo -build a bear bearemys kennel pals PWD

49. Eve Whitaker - build a bear eevee

50. Admiral - build a bear pastel swirl kitty

51. Ciri - nemu Neko Lemon plush

52. Minty - Litten from Olivia

53. Luna - build a bear ragdoll cat

54. Callie - build a bear patchwork bear

55. Bam - beanie baby ram

56. Lavender - warmies pink bunny from buc-ees

57. Ari - hallmark lion from grandma

58. Lux - little Eevee from Target

59. Wags - tiny dog from target

60. Nick - tsum tsum from target

61. Venom - tsum tsum from friend

62. Green Bean - substitute doll from friend

63. Angelis - squishables monster

64. Gelatoni - from a member on the discord

65. Strawbaby - pink Meowchi

66. Timmy - BAB Tiger cub

67. Millie - Eevee from friend

68. Thrasher - IKEA shark

69. Black Bean - realistic otter

70. Daughter otter - otter from friend

71. Romeo - valentines wolf

72. Handmade Sea bunny from friend

73. Sloth from friend

74. Little shark from friend

75. Squishy - shiba inu from friend

76. Coffee Man - big detective Pikachu

77. Coffee Boy - little detective Pikachu

78. Bird - Russ Bernie dog w scarf from friend

79. Voidheart - squishbale mini calico

80. Fahrenheit- sleepy flareon from friend

81. Brooke - cat from community college library

82. Halloween Boy - Aurora armadillo from Buc-ees

83. GQ - thunderplushies Pride cat (genderqueer flag)

84. Big Chungus - incredible petables cat

85. Amoeba - chikarita plush

86. Little Chungus - incredible petables cat

87. Peanut Butter Dog - Pokemon Center mimikyu from friend

88. Ramblin’ Sam Bernice - ditto furrett

89. Pumpkin - BAB pumpkin fun cat

90. Simon - wild republic wolf

91. [SOMEBODY... WHOS MISSING IM GONNA SCREAM]

92. Jarrett - wild republic wolf

93. Catherine - wild republic wolf

94. Unnamed - eevee yurutto

95. Unnamed - mix audit glaceon

96. Unnamed - psyduck

97. Courtney - squishmallow caticorn

98. Unnamed - snorlax

99. Unnamed - sleepy eevee

100. Unnamed - mix audit Espeon

101. Unnamed - mix audit Sylveon

102. Unnamed - mix audit Eevee

103. Moominmama - on the tin

104. Snorkmadien - on the tin

105. Unnamed - big Espeon

106. Coffee Brother - Third detective pikachu

107. Seal Bear - bear in seal costume

108. Bird - Russ Berie dog with scarf

109. Kenny - squishmallow dragon

110. Unnamed - yurutto pikachu

111. Unnamed - fluffy vulpix

112. Unnamed - Penguin

113. Unnamed - hedgehog

114. Little Squeezer - little squishy dog keychain

115. Snocap - malamute Keychain

116. Pluto - Disney tsum tsum big

117. Kirby - Kirby plush

118. Unnamed - big head umbreon

119. Unnamed - ditto bulbasaur

120. Dragon and Knight - Dragonite w baby

(There’s a handful of friends missing; will add them when I return to the dorm and do ‘role call’.)

[deli-counter]

do all 155 questions you reblogged

you are a good person

1: Full name Delaney Quinn _____

2: Age 19 

3: 3 Fears Failure, elevators, my college 

4: 3 things I love biscuits, broad city, carpeted garages 

5: 4 turns on men sighing, intelligence, deep, low voices, people who take action immediately in bad situations 

6: 4 turns off arrogance/narcism, men who talk about cars a lot, flip flops, really strong perfumes and colognes 

7: My best friend Matthew!!!!

8: Sexual orientation Straight

9: My best first date Every single first date I have ever had has been utter shit in every way and I could explain but there’s no time nor drive to do this 

10: How tall am I 5′4″ - 5′5″ maybe?

11: What do I miss Bahn mi......i am paleo now and it sux but I do love complaining about it and seeming important for doing paleo 

12: What time were I born Like 12:15pm

13: Favourite color green!

14: Do I have a crush like 100 but none are realistic, accessible, or serious 

15: Favourite quote “From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.” - Edvard Munch 

16: Favourite place honestly i love my bathroom i love pooping and workin on my best self 

17: Favourite food gnocchi

18: Do I use sarcasm yeah i think everyone does 

19: What am I listening to right now broad city dialogue 

20: First thing I notice in new person how they greet you/tone i guess

21: Shoe size 6 1/2 - 7

22: Eye color brown 

23: Hair color dark brown but the dye’s faded into just muddy brown with some red how interesting

24: Favourite style of clothing vintage 

25: Ever done a prank call? yeah 

27: Meaning behind my URL i do theatre and i’m pretentious 

28: Favourite movie The Help 

29: Favourite song ??? stupid ass question idk 

30: Favourite band ??? stupid ass question idk 

31: How I feel right now ??? stupid ass question idk 

32: Someone I love My sister!

33: My current relationship status Single 

34: My relationship with my parents really great tbh

35: Favourite holiday Halloween 

36: Tattoos and piercing i have none 

37: Tattoos and piercing i want i would like to get my ears pierced 

38: The reason I joined Tumblr to complain to my friend Jenna 

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? No

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? No

42: When did I last hold hands? Yikes who knows 

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 45 min?

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? yep

45: Where am I right now? my room 

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? i’m taking care of someone else and i do not like drinking

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? depends 

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? when i’m not at college yeah

49: Am I excited for anything? i’m in spring awakening and we start rehearsals on saturday!!

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? yes my sweet sweet matthew 

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? as dramatic as this question is, so am I, and a lot  

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? today I hugged my beautiful and perfect sister 

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? that’s okay it was for a scene 

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? oh yeah 

55: What is something I disliked about today? this was the worst day in a while so a lot 

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? dave malloy 

57: What do I think about most? anxiety dude and currently what caused my ptsd 

58: What’s my strangest talent? ?? idk i do a great Viola Dais in The Help impression as risky and bad as that sounds 

59: Do I have any strange phobias? sure but mostly just elevators 

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? in front 

61: What was the last lie I told? great question

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? neither 

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes and yes 

64: Do I believe in magic? I believe in the power of God so sure that counts

65: Do I believe in luck? nah 

66: What’s the weather like right now? it’s like 67 rn 

67: What was the last book I’ve read? I ready mostly scripts now so idk 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? no 

69: Do I have any nicknames? Squeaky, Del, Delami, Lane, Joanne, Jew, etc. 

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I had like a kidney stone that sucked. Idk about injury. A chunk of my nose is missing due to skin strep I had as a child. 

71: Do I spend money or save it? Both

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? If I help it up there yeah 

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? I have an old Lady Be Good postcard near me with some pink on it, and Sorcerer’s Stone is beside me and there’s some pink on that cover 

74: Favourite animal? Koala I think 

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Sleepin maybe or playing Sims Freeplay 

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? None he’s got one name like Beyonce 

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? The Private and Intimate Life of the House from Great Comet 

78: How can you win my heart? Genuinely respect me 

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “Rip it up”

80: What is my favorite word? I like cynosure a lot. Someone called me that once and it was always very special to me. 

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr rossgellerfanclub 5 times 

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? does anyone wanna pay for my college 

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? no

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? shapeshifting 

86: What is my current desktop picture? a pixelated ocean and sky it’s very cute 

88: Bought condoms? no

89: Gotten pregnant? no 

90: Failed a class? maybe? to be seen 

91: Kissed a boy? yes

92: Kissed a girl? yes for a scene at school 

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

94: Had job? define job 

95: Left the house without my wallet? yes

96: Bullied someone on the internet? no

97: Had sex in public? no

98: Played on a sports team? no

99: Smoked weed? no

100: Did drugs? no

101: Smoked cigarettes? no

102: Drank alcohol? a sip once or twice and it’s bad man i hate it 

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? paleo bitch!!!!

104: Been overweight? ya

105: Been underweight? no

106: Been to a wedding? yes several 

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes easily 

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yes easily 

109: Been outside my home country? yes

110: Gotten my heart broken? no 

111: Been to a professional sports game? yes

112: Broken a bone? no

113: Cut myself? yes

114: Been to prom? yes

115: Been in airplane? yes

116: Fly by helicopter? no

117: What concerts have I been to? american idol but the season with carrie underwood 

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? no

119: Learned another language? like partial sure

120: Wore make up? yes

123: Dyed my hair? yes

124: Voted in a presidential election? yes

125: Rode in an ambulance? yes

126: Had a surgery? no

127: Met someone famous? yes! a few but i don’t feel like listing

128: Stalked someone on a social network? we all have

129: Peed outside? no

130: Been fishing? no

131: Helped with charity? yes

132: Been rejected by a crush? yes

133: Broken a mirror? no

134: What do I want for birthday? cash and a nice dinner and maybe a kiss!!

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2! i would like a boy and a girl. Names like Ezra and Porter and stuff idk 

136: Was I named after anyone? Elaine from Seinfeld, cause her nickname was Laney 

137: Do I like my handwriting? it’s alright yeah 

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? i loved barbies man and I had a lovely babydoll 

139: Favourite Tv Show? 30 Rock 

140: Where do I want to live when older? NYC then Chicago then somewhere weird like Vermont and then Germany 

141: Play any musical instrument? i used to play flute and a lil piano but now like nothing. trying to work a vocal looper tho 

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? cutting myself

143: Favourite pizza toping? caramelized onion and basil 

144: Am I afraid of the dark? yeah a bit 

145: Am I afraid of heights? yeah

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? i made a friend online when I was like 12 and did not tell my parents lol 

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? yes of course

148: What I’m really bad at dancing 

149: What my greatest achievements are surviving ptsd is pretty fkn cool 

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me not discussing that here 

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery pay off college, pay off my parents debt, donate to charity, buy myself some luxury apartments and a dog, some amazing food, get some good bras, see a ton of shows on broadway!!!!!

152: What do I like about myself persistence and humor 

153: My closest Tumblr friend jenna we don’t talk much anymore but I’ll always love that b 

154: Something I fantasize about being a greek goddess or in the center of a victorian love triangle quite honestly 

155: Any question you’d like? ------ N/A

THANKIE!!!!!!!

[itsamelia-actually-blog]

The Art of Listening

When I was a little girl, my grandparents house was the absolute best place on the entire earth! Well. There are only so many places a seven-year-old has experienced within her brief time, but nevertheless, Papa and Teeter’s (thats what we always called my grandmother) house was my favorite place to spend my time.

I loved many things about being at my grandparents’ house; Teeter’s homemade biscuits and listening to her sweet voice teaching me the name of every flower as we sat on the front porch in the summertime. Helping feed the cows out at the barn. Listening to Papa play his vintage Gibson for what seemed like endless hours, singing about Jesus and about love. 

Listening, always listening...

The sound of the birds gathered at the bird feeders in the front yard. The constant tick of the clock on the hallway wall as you walk up the stairs. The sound of the screen door slamming, letting me know that Papa was back from the shop, and the room would soon be filled with the smell of Old Spice and grease from working on the tractor. The sound of dishes clanking together in the morning, the sure sign that the best pancakes and bacon were being prepared for breakfast. The sound of Papa’s harmonica or his mandolin flowing from the living room. The sounds... the many sounds...

I listened. 

I cannot efficiently tell you why these things have buried so deeply into my brain  as what seem to be never-ending memories. I cannot always remember the colors or the shapes, or even the words spoken... but the sounds... the beautiful sounds that come together in my mind as a spectacular symphony. I remember them so very well. 

 I am moved to believe that the art of listening is one of the most vital lessons we should all learn as human beings. How much of an impact can be made in our lives, or in anyone else’s, if we close our ears? We can scream the Gospel at all who have ears, and they will hear, but if they choose not to listen, what good does the effort do?

You know the old saying, “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink”? You can make a person hear, but you cannot make them listen. 

So what can you do? 

You can master the very thing that you want from others. Learn to listen. Listen to every detail. Learn the needs of individuals by listening to the way they speak, what they say when they think no one is really paying attention. What do they say when people are paying attention?  What are the lyrics to that favorite song they talk about all the time. What they repeat = what they are passionate for. Listen to it! Can you hear them? Can you hear the desire to help others? Can you hear the passion for art and music and mathematics and that ridiculous Netflix series!? 

Can you hear them?

Listen...

Why doesn’t she speak anymore? Why is he suddenly silent? How long has it been since they have allowed themselves to mutter even the slightest of sound? Listen. Can you hear them? Can you hear the sound of brokenness? Heartache? Loneliness? You have to listen... real close... Listen for the silence just as much as you listen for the noise because the commas are just as important as the exclamations and the periods and the letters. In music they teach us that respecting the rests are just as important as singing the melody. 

Hear the rests. 

Learn the Art of Listening, I mean truly learn it. Sometimes you may forget. I know I do... Each day that my brain ages on, I swear it drops a bit of its jam-packed information, little by little, but the sounds... the sounds remain. Earworms and catchy tunes. Learn to listen... after all, who will ever hear the ones who will not first listen?

“I love the Lord, for He heard my voice; He heard my cry for mercy. Because He turned his ear to me, I will call on Him as long as I live.” Psalms 116:1-2

[stagesofabreakup]

Stages of a Breakup: Week 42

1. Wake up feeling empty

2. No Costco trip

3. What will you do for Christmas?

4. What is money

5. Work out

6. Make a plan to go to a mic with a girl you haven’t met yet

7. Stay home and watch The Office instead

8. Decide to make Christmas cookies at like 1:00am

9. Substitute like 5 different ingredients because you didn’t have all of them in your house

10. They’re only ok tasting, but you feel a lot better for making them

11. Go to your last day at your dance studio easy money job

12. Watch Christmas adjacent movies on HBO Go

13. Gym

14. Get up ungodly early to go to a screening an hour away at a friend of a friend’s apartment that promised free pizza

15. Get offered a beer as soon as you walk in, immediately feel better

16. Take an orange juice first but feel comforted knowing the beer is there

17. Meet everyone/talk for a while

18. Eat pizza

19. Drink 2 glasses of orange juice

20. Watch the movie/play

21. Have a talkback

22. Say things that people seemed to respect

23. Eat apple pie with ice cream

24. Drink a beer

25. Make a friend who worked at Disney in Malaysia

26. Listen to a lot of theatre stories

27. Leave with a group

28. All walk to the train together/get on the same train

29. Lose respect for the guy who made the movie you liked 2 seconds ago because he makes three rapid fire sexist comments/feel like he’s hitting on you

30. Be shocked when, after he gets off at the next station, your friend tells you that’s the guy she’s been in love with for three years

31. Say bye to her a few stops later after getting all the hot goss

32. Go to the gym

33. Shower

34. Change

35. Go to a show at a pizza place

36. They all came to the show

37. Get a free slice and beer

38. Buy another two dollar beer

39. Have an ok set

40. Feel rusty but good

41. Sit with your friend who is leaving after her set to get on a bus to go home for Christmas

42. Eat the rest of the pizza she leaves when she goes

43. Talk to the people after for a min

44. Go home

45. Wake up early and travel an hour to your friend’s house to hang with her and her parents (in town for the holidays-you grew up with them) because you’re missing her party tonight

46. Have 2 glasses of wine and lots of cheese and a biscuit with jam

47. Feel happy

48. Give her a Christmas card you wrote

49. Get hissed at by her cat who’s a real big personality

50. Leave to get to your job

51. Take a beautiful picture of the city from the overpass by the train station

52. Be 20 minutes late to your job

53. Have your first real shift at the axe throwing job

54. Work 4 groups back to back without a break

55. Get 40 dollars in tips which isn’t bad on top of the 13/hr you’re already getting

56. Feel way better about the job/competent

57. Get a free beer after your shift

58. Find out that you get half off all drinks sold at the bar

59. There’s a lot of free penne vodka pasta too that you eat cold out of a cup

60. Listen to a co-worker and one of your managers tell drinking stories back and forth that are just them blacking out/peeing on themselves

61. Miss New Orleans where people know how to drink

62. Go home

63. Wake up early to go to Costco

64. Hear an earful from your mom’s cousin who doesn’t think this job is safe/good enough

65. Feel stressed out

66. Spend 246 dollars at Costco-the most money you’ve ever spent at one time/in one place

67. Feel both proud and disgusted

68. Eat

69. Get ready

70. Go to a holiday party your friend Gaby invited you to

71. Arrive, feel disconcerted because you can’t find your friend and don’t know anyone else there

72. See someone you know

73. Relax

74. Put your coat down

75. Get food

76. See friends

77. Sing carols!!!!!!

78. You didn’t know that would be a big missing piece of the holidays for you but it was

79. Decide to sleep over at Gaby’s since her girlfriend got her wisdom teeth out and is staying at her parents’ house

80. Travel another hour

81. Talk with your friend on the train about ideas/catch up

82. Fall asleep watching Bad Santa in front of a beautiful REAL tree

83. Wake up

84. Drink Coquito (your first time having it!!!)

85. Watch an episode of Friends then Bad Santa 2

86. Fall asleep?

87. Get dressed

88. Head to a bar to watch a football game

89. Get sidetracked by a barbershop where Gaby wants to get a haircut before Christmas

90. Go in

91. Wait for like 40 min

92. Call your mom

93. Go to the bar

94. Get a good burger and fries

95. Drink 2 Christmas beers (Mad Elf) that are 11%

96. Get a lil drunk

97. Hear a white woman talking about voting for Trump

98. Watch some football

99. Leave

100. DANCE at Gaby’s apartment

101. Share songs

102. Leave to meet a comic doing a toy drive

103. Travel from Washington Heights to Brooklyn (an hour)

104. Meet him at his apartment

105. Eat homemade pie

106. Take the presents on the train to the hospital (in Washington Heights- an hour)

107. Talk and laugh

108. Go into the pediatric ICU

109. Drop off presents

110. Learn that the security is really intense because “a lot of people stole babies in the 80’s” and that that’s what a “code pink” is

111. Get offered food

112. Turn it down (a first!!!!!) because you’re shy and don’t want to take from doctors and nurses

113. Go back to Brooklyn (an hour!!!)

114. Text with the comic the whole time

115. Keep texting him until almost 5:00am

116. Realize you have a crush on him

117. Buy him a bowtie on Etsy for 9.00 dollars when he says he hasn’t gotten a Christmas present since he was eleven

118. Sleep