#eatmyrust

[exitiumsuum]

There’s a very certain type of satisfaction he gets out of leaving the old doctor speechless.

And it is one that has only ever been rivaled by putting a certain seeker in his place. And though there is a distinct difference between the two feelings, he can’t help but find it incredibly satisfying. Perhaps in a more meaningful way.

[wreckerjack]

« If there's an insistence upon calling me 'Sunshine', then I'm calling you Wreckles. »

[ 💥 ] :||« Wreckles...? That’s... that ain’t too bad, Doc. Someone’s been thinking hard about my proposal, haven’t they? » 

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[vietalis-archived]

eatmyrust replied to your post: Consider yourself noticed.

“Paperwork can wait. What have I missed?”

Reviver stiffened. “Um, in regards to--?”

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[ragingspark]

eatmyrust started following you

Hey ratchet? Is this supposed to make this sound?

*Pivots it makes a grinding squeaking noise*

[eatmyrust]

“Don’t say anything about praying. I’ve lived this long thanks to a combination of luck, fortitude, and unrelenting cynicism. I’m not about to start relying on help from above.”

eatmyrust [ Independent IDW/TFP Ratchet ] penned by Shea

[kups-war-stories-archive]

@eatmyrust

"Didnt know they let the museum pieces walk about-" The old wrecker took a hard pull from his cy-gar before removing it from his lips and opened the little medical device. He pulled the old cartridge out and replaced it with a new one keeping his optics with the medic

"How'ya been ratch? Havent seen ya since cybertron.." the little cylinder was plugged back between his lips.,

[exitiumsuum]

[exitiumsuum]

« If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, call me. » He can't wink through comms but he's winking. Use your bucket-y imagination.

        Well that was certainly... unprompted. And for the first time, in longer than he can feasibly remember, Megatron was rendered nearly speechless. 

       Nearly.

       “You’d be the first to know.”

       NO. INCORRECT. ABORT. REBOOT.

[exitiumsuum]

How do you feel about living on borrowed time?

        “Borrowed? I bought it myself. I know what waits for me at the end of it all, and I’ve never pretended otherwise. You seem particularly interested. Why? Do you plan to help me make the most of it?”

[exitiumsuum]

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Send me a ❣ and I’ll gauge my character’s attraction to yours at this point in time

“You’re a rusted tomato.”

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[vietalis-archived]

Consider yourself noticed.

Oh, no. The little medic started, a sharp gasp leaving her. “Sir! I-I hadn’t expected you, oh my gosh.” She scrambled to grab her tablet. “I-I have paperwork for the next few cycles complete!”

[exitiumsuum]

OLYMPIAN AESTHETICS.

APHRODITE. laughter loving.   sweet smiles.   dressed in silk and satin. flower in their hair.   sees the world as a runway.  unapologetically sexual.   the sea washing their ankles.   in love with love.   stirrer of passion.  cunning concealed by painted lips. secret daggers.  doves.   revolution in their kiss.   delighting in the waves.   flirtatious winks.  strolling along the beach.  staring wistfully from a balcony.  this is how to be a heartbreaker.   wants to be adored.   gets turned on by danger.

APOLLO.  glitz and glamour.   art galleries.   turning the volume up.   being made of gold.   neatly organized music sheets.   notebooks filled with poetry.   bathing in the sunlight.   the powerful urge to create.   collecting vinyl records.   beautiful cover of wonderwall.  playing multiple instruments. tasting like sunshine.   healing touch.   speaking in prophecies.  smile mingled with wrath.   shunning lies.   sporting shades. hanging out at music festivals with their friends.   sleeps naked.   arrow to the heart.   paint brushes.   probably has a tinder account.

ARES.  armed for battle.  wants to raise a dog with their significant other. soft spot for children.  gives piggyback rides.   scarred body.  blood on their hands and face.  willing to fight the world for the ones they love.   fights against injustice.  warm hugs. well worn combat boots.   boxing gloves.  bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles.   fist raised in protest.   ignites revolutions.   fear is a prison.  more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think.   exhausted.   damaged goods.  force to be reckoned with.  red roses.  curses under their breath.

ARTEMIS.   keen sense of a hunter.   freckles like constellations on their skin.   piercing eyes.  disheveled braid.   moonlight peeking through the shadows.   the calm of the forest at night.   lying on the grass and staring at the stars.   mother doe and her fawn.   protecting their kin.   the moon shimmering on a still lake.  quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree.   running with wolves.   bonding while circled around a campfire.   not being much of a people person.   arrow hitting a target.   popping egos.   patience on 3%.  touches heaven and returns howling.

ATHENA.  discerning gaze.   unreadable face.   quiet museums.   owl perched on their finger.  armour that intimidates.   eye for architecture.   plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses.   studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid.   big fan of logic.   loves brain teasers.   ancient buildings.  sweaters in neutrals and cool colours.   hair done up.   can kill you with their brain.   heads to the library often to research. sharpened pencils.   abs that can cut steel.   stoic statues.   pottery classes.

DEMETER.   soil covered hands.  smile that can bloom flowers.   skin loved by the sun.  being the mom friend. can lift you and your friends.   flowers kept in the pockets of overalls.   takes pride in their beautiful garden.   speaks to their plants.   leaves rustling in the wind.   stalks of wheat.   picking fruit.  greenhouses.  heart as strong as a mountain.   values simplicity.   daisies dotted across a collarbone.  curls crowned with flowers.   folded pile of sweaters in warm hues.   pulling out fresh baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.

DIONYSUS.    drunk shitposter.   on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second.  seductive smirks.   untamed curls. rich fabrics on dark skin.  sleek furred panthers.   theatre masks.   stage productions.   receiving a standing ovation.  rose caught between their teeth.  being the baby of the bunch.  wild parties that last from sundown to sunup.   creeping vines.   inspiring loyalty.   grand opera houses.   masquerade balls.   rolls of film.   shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine spilled floor.  pouring champagne into flutes.   lives for the applause.

HEPHAESTUS.    the calloused hands of someone who knows labor.   sweaty brow.   flame burning in their eyes.  inventive mind.   broad shoulders.   steampunk goggles.   nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes.  ashes.   striking a match.   blueprints for future projects.   fixing up a busted up car and giving it cool upgrades.   wrestles with bitterness.   work boots have seen better years.   wrinkled plaid shirts.   iron melted in blazing fire.   huge jackets.  crafting masterpieces.   greased stained overalls.   fascination with robotics.   pain is fuel. stack of weaponry.  even their muscles have muscles.

HERA.   resting bitch face. dressed to the nines.  cows grazing on a pasture.   cool rain.   loving and hating fiercely.   hand clutching a string of pearls.   large chandelier with glittering crystals.  plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims.   romance to realism.   pictures of the sky while flying on a plane.   files that under fuck it.   downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix.  like their selfie or you’re grounded.  knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man. dark eyes that penetrate your soul.  marble and gold.

HERMES.    devil - may - care smile.   always up - to - date on the latest technology.   will steal your french fries.   does it for the vine.   shitposter.   puts googly eyes on everything.  meme hoarder.  long drives on the highway.   ma and pop diners.   spontaneous road trips.   folded maps.   fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop.   shooting hoops on the basketball court.   chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations.   goes jogging in the morning.   mixes redbull with coffee.   menace on april fool’s.   hoodies and sneakers.

POSEIDON.  storm with skin.   colorful coral reefs.   waves crashing against the shore. stroking the soft fur of a cat. their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop.  tousled locks.   clothes smeared with paint. owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more.   leather jackets. fondness for diy projects.   handwriting that flows across the page.  nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin.  velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams.   mood as ever - changing as the sea.   the roar of a motorcycle.  compass with a spinning arrow.

HADES.     walking home alone in the early morning.   back alleys.   drinking alone in a graveyard.  crippling loneliness hidden by sarcasm and cynicism.  crows picking a carcass.   untended dead flowers.   the black sheep of the family.   black coffee.   money can’t buy you happiness. murder mystery dinner parties.  blood on your shirt collar.   dust illuminated by sunlight.   classical music.  dogs are better than people.   a quiet wrath.  shady business deals.   taking what you are owed.   paint it black.  seasonal affective disorder.   popping the suit collar.   grey rain on a cityscape.

ZEUS.   thunder in their heart.   running on coffee.   flash of lightning.   unnatural charisma.  eloquence.   badass in a nice suit.  aficionado of history.   force of nature.   lennyface.   nightmare - filled nights.  proud arm around their lover’s waist.  high - rise buildings.   planes soaring through a cloudless sky.   technician on the piano.   maintains order.  strong handshake.   juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease.   expensive watch.

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[wreckerjack]

@eatmyrust​:

[ x ] « Proposal? » He genuinely doesn’t remember; he’ll blame it on the simple fact he didn’t want to rather than the possibility of information creep or his advanced age. « Dare I ask for a reminder? »

[ 💥 ] :|| « Oh come on, I know age hasn’t brought your processors down that much. » It was in Wheeljack’s nature to tease, to pull the emotional, patient strings of those he found interesting. Ratchet, in particular, tugged at his own processes more than most others did--it was a curious thing, drawing out more of his own obnoxious tendencies than he cared to admit. Not to mention, it was good fun. 

     « In short, you and me should spend more time together: a couple of old mechs like us goin’ out for a good drive, share some drinks and some laughs, and who knows? You may make a friend that isn’t some lab sample. Whaddya say, Sunshine? Wanna light up my life tonight? »  

[vietalis-archived]

eatmyrust replied to your post: Reviver has appeared! What to do? Kiss cheek F*ck...

where’s the scrutinize option

Oh.

Well, that just makes her feel bad.