#ebw plays my time at portia

[enbyboiwonder]

“Don’t go getting hurt when I’m not around. I couldn’t bear it if such a thing happened.”

[enbyboiwonder]

“This weather tests my will.”

I knew he’d say this on hot days, but I didn’t think he’d say it on cold/snowy days, too! I guess he just doesn’t like extreme temperatures and/or extreme weather in general (and would rather be inside eating spicy noodles when there’s snow on the ground—or just, y’know, in general lol)

[enbyboiwonder]

lol I took so long getting the bridge to the desert (and couldn’t resist talking to him and giving him presents every day that I could find him) that we had nearly full hearts before we finally got together

[enbyboiwonder]

“I can’t believe it! I’ve been waiting for this! I’m so happy.”

Arlo accepted my proposal on the first try ♡

[enbyboiwonder]

The first time I walked into A&G Construction, I thought it was a husband and wife team and that it was cool that Albert was shorter than his wife, because I talked to Gust second and until then I’d only seen him from the back so I’d thought he was a woman lmao

[enbyboiwonder]

Y’know, when Lee came and found me and told me to give over any data disks and especially any weapons I find in the mines for destruction (and of course it was the fucking church who found me first and not the research center. Luckily though I found the research center soon after. The church ain’t getting shit), I thought I’d be finding old nuclear warheads down there or something. The first time I found a glowing purple dot on the scanner, I assumed it was a weapon, and when I pressed A, I thought it had taken me to the entrance or something and I couldn’t mine in that area anymore. I didn’t realize it had taken me to an unused room with a few monsters to kill and a few chests to loot (and I could go right back and keep right on mining), and I also hadn’t uncovered enough to see that it was a pipe. I realized the second time, though.

No, it’s the triple barrel snakebite, a.k.a. the poison blaster, as I like to think of it. The day after I first pieced one together and tried it out, I received a cease and desist letter from the church (and lost nonexistent favorability points w Lee and Nora lmao). lol how ‘bout no.

Anyways, fuck the church.

[enbyboiwonder]

some shots of me and the boyfriend horseback riding through the desert

[enbyboiwonder]

“How can I fall asleep standing up? I dunno, it just… happens… zzzzz…”

[enbyboiwonder]

“This might improve my standing in the eyes of the ladies in town” Albert, you are married

[enbyboiwonder]

Why the hell is the winter solstice at the end of the month of winter? Since all the seasons are the exact same length, it should be exactly in the middle of the month: a.k.a. 4.14 and 4.15, not 4.23 and 4.24. In fact, judging by where it is in the month, I’d thought the winter holiday was gonna be their version of xmas, and the xmas trees going up around the city right before it did not help that. But then I saw that it was called “Winter Solstice,” and I was just like, “???”

[enbyboiwonder]

I’ve completed South Block but I still haven’t done more than the one level of Ingall’s Mine because I hate the boss lmao

[enbyboiwonder]

Don’t be a tease, I need those to see!

[enbyboiwonder]

“Eating noodles with spicy sauce on a cold winter’s day is the best!”

I knew it, he was just in the snowball fight for the spicy spaghetti and spicy fish soup!

[enbyboiwonder]

H-How can you see the stars through the clouds...

[enbyboiwonder]

Can you really not get the large planter box anywhere but handing over data disks to the church store? Man, fuck that shit. Those fear-mongering bigots ain’t getting anything from me, especially not Old World tech

[enbyboiwonder]

“You know Gust, right?” Uh, yeah, he’s literally standing right next to you lol