#either way grghh I love him soo much <3

[carciinogen]

Talk about your totally cool and awesome boyfriend some more

Just for you, wonderful anon who is totally not my boyfriend!

Anyways, huerrgh. My Boyfriend. Where do I start? Well, he's the most lovely, clever, and charming person that I've known.

I met him back in middle school. I complemented his skin tag, said something involving Steven Universe, and we hit it off from there. He continued to stay around me, even though I constantly overshared, and was incredibly obnoxious, even for sixth grade standards. After everything, I may have gotten a teensy tiny crush on him.

Then COVID happened. We talked a bit, but eventually lost contact. Until High school.

I immediately fell in love with him again, and eventually thought it'd be best to just rip off the bandaid and tell him about it. We got some ice cream, talked, and eventually, I confessed to him. Then, (drum roll please) he said he liked me too, and I shit you not, he fucking KISSED me!? Needless to say, I combusted on the spot, leaving only a heap of charred viscera.

Anyways, we've been dating ever since.

God, he's so damn pretty, and kind, and hUERGGH I love him sooo much. There is SO much I could say. All I have to say about him could be put into word form, and considered a novel.

Additionally, I adore his absolutely WONDERFUL writing skills. He has at LEAST over 30 fully fleshed out characters, if I'm remembering correctly. And he does research for things, and tells me all the cool facts he's learned?? Speaking of which, he tolerates me rambling on about whatever I'm interested in, and somehow actually enjoys hearing me talk!

He himself is an absolute delight to talk to! I could talk to him for hours about the things he's interested in. In fact, that sounds wonderful right about now.

If he were a museum, he would be one of those wonderful little old ones on the corners of streets. That is to say, I love looking at him, and he fills me with indescribable joy.

Finally, I love how he's so unabashedly himself. He likes everything he likes with no embarrassment (as he should). He's a huge inspiration to me.

Alright, now it's time to be incomprehensible:

HUESSFCVJ HE'S SO. AUUUUUUUH MY HEART. 💕💕..!!! waHUUh AGGGJJBOBOBOLLBDSSGHJJ YEAGHH.

Anyways, dear anon who is TOTALLY not my boyfriend, I love you, and hope you have a amazing day. You deserve it, you absolutely wonderful human being!

I would give you ALL my blue jolly ranchers.