#ellen joe

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Ellen Joe but my brain is made of goop

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ellen

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[lvy7]

Ellen Joe

Twitter post: https://x.com/_LVY7_/status/1730904177092788232?s=20

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i was testing this new brush set on ellen cuz i desperately want to play zenless zone zero

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Prom Night

Sam and Dean Winchester x little sister!reader

Requested by Anonymous

Synopsis: the gang’s all here to send you off to the prom

“Awww.”

“Shut up, Bobby,” you groaned. Bobby just smirked.

“What? I’m just saying—“

“He’s saying you look great,” Ellen interrupted. “He’s just doing it like a jerk.”

“You sure you don’t want my gun?” Joe asked. “I mean, if you change your mind—“

“I’m not bringing a gun to prom, Joe. But thanks.” Joe wasn’t one to worry about you, so the fact that she was offering you her gun was probably the biggest complement on your appearance that you’d gotten tonight. “Hey, where are Sam and Dean?” You asked.

“I think they’re scared to look,” Bobby chuckled.

“They’re not ready to come in here and see an adult,” Ellen said. “I think they forgot that you’re not still six.”

“You know we can hear you,” came Dean’s voice from Bobby’s kitchen.

“Then get in here,” Bobby demanded.

Your hands started to fidget as your brothers stepped into the room. Joe, Ellen, and Bobby were your friends; they’d tell you you were beautiful no matter what. But Sam and Dean were your brothers, and jerks too. Usually you didn’t mind stupid degrading jokes from them, that’s just how brothers were, and you threw back just as many at them. But tonight you felt particularly vulnerable, and you didn’t want any of their comments to go to your head.

You shouldn’t have worried.

“That’s it,” Dean said the moment he stepped into the room. “You’re taking a gun.”

“Dean, I’m not taking a gun.”

“Then take mace. Or brass knuckles. Or a knife, you need a—“

“Dean, stop,” Sam interrupted. You felt your breath catch when his eyes turned to you. Was that…was he crying? Not totally, but his eyes were definitely red. “Honey, you look beautiful.” He took a step forward and pulled you into a hug, and you were pretty sure it was either to ease the awkwardness or to avoid letting you see him cry.

“Thanks,” you whispered so that only Sam could hear. Then, loud enough for everyone, you said, “you’re gonna get me all wrinkled.”

“Sorry,” Sam chuckled as he pulled away, making way for Dean to come in for a hug.

“You really are beautiful, kid,” he said, and when he pulled back a little you got a good look at his face.

“Are you crying?” Ok, Sam was one thing, but Dean?

“Shut up,” he grunted, pushing your shoulder. “Isn’t it about time you left?”

“Crap,” you muttered, glancing at your watch. “Yeah.”

“You sure you don’t need a ride?” Sam asked.

“Yeah, I’m going with a group, they’ll pick me up down the road.”

“Have fun,” Dean demanded. “Just not too much fun.”

You rolled your eyes. “Bye.”

The room was strangely silent after you left, no one quite sure what to do. They weren’t about to break into cliches, saying things like they grow up so fast or something. But it also didn’t feel right to just leave yet.

“Beer anyone?” Bobby broke the silence.

“Coffee,” Dean answered. “It’s not like any of us are going to sleep during this stupid thing.”

There were a few eye rolls at Dean’s words, but no one turned down the coffee.

[defleppardfan1]

Def Leppard Valentine's Day Headcanons

Masterlist

Joe Elliott

I think that if it’s your first one then he would go all out. Romantic date, flowers, favourite wine. All of that

Every year he would get you something thoughtful but unique to you

He would probably lose the gift or have to ask one of the guys to look after it for him.

I don’t think he would get you the standard red roses and chocolate every year, like it would be something you want or need

Maybe a record that you had your eye on

Or maybe he would write you a song

(now I need Joe Elliott to write me a song)

I think he would always find a way to celebrate with you, even if you are not big on celebrating it yourself

He would make the day really special for the two of you

If you had to work (and he couldn’t convince you to take the day off) then he would surprise you with dinner or something all ready for you when you get home

I don’t think he would propose on Valentines Day as when he did propose, he would want it to be a day that could be dedicated to just the two of you

Whether it was out on a fancy date or curled up on the couch at home, the two of you spending the day together so he could show you how much he loves you would be his top priority

And you can guarantee that you would have a very passionate night ahead of you

Rick Savage

For Sav I think it would be a very quiet day for the two of you

Sav would prepare a day at home with movies and snacks during the day

If you wanted her would take you out for the evening

But he would also be happy for you both to prepare dinner together

It would be so cute the pair of you dancing around the kitchen together as you prepare food

He wouldn’t really help too much but it would still be great

If you did go out for dinner then it would be something relaxed and quiet

He would definitely get you flowers

Unless your allergic 

In which case he would find you some alternative because he wouldn’t want you to suffer in any way 

(As someone with hayfever, the struggle is real)

He wouldn’t be able to keep his hands to himself all day

Like he would have to be touching you in one way, shape or form at all times

Not that you mind

And like with Joe, the night time is spent with the two of you making love

Steve Clark

Let’s say that your first Valentine’s Day with Steve is very early on in your relationship and the poor boy had no idea on what to get you

Phil had just suggested that he shag you but Steve dismissed the idea (not completely) and wanted to get you something meaningful

He would be so worried that you wouldn’t like it and would keep second guessing himself until he finally worked up the courage to give it to you

And of course you loved it and couldn’t thank him enough

Each year the two of you have your own little tradition of writing small poems in your cards for each other

Not that Steve would tell anyone that he did that for you

Because you love it so much when he plays guitar, he plays just for you in your living room, bringing you to tears every year

He is just the sweetest to you all the time and Valentine’s Day is hardly any different

The two of you end up being that typical couple that everyone either wants to be or can’t stand to be around because you are just so in love

And yet again each year on Valentine’s Day night the two of you end up tangled between the sheets

Phil Collen

I don’t think that the two of you would be out of bed all day

Like breakfast in bed with snacks in between other activities

I don’t doubt that there would be romance as well

If you weren’t in bed then the two of you would definitely be cuddled up together

With a movie on or something 

The two of you might go for a nice walk. If you live near a beach then there if not then just a local park

But when it comes down to it, the two of you will probably end up back in bed together

Not that you are complaining

When it comes to gifts, I might be wrong but I feel like he is more likely to ask what you want rather than guess 

But obviously you would love whatever he gets you

You would put a lot of thought into his gift as well 

But at the end of the day the materialistic things don’t matter 

The love the two of you have is shown in many other ways 

Rick Allen

Quiet night in for the two of you

Much like his band mates I do think he would appreciate it where the two of you can just spend some time together

No one else around to spoil it

I think you would just order some food in and just spend the day lounging around

It's not much of a big deal if you have to work but if you do then you can guarantee that something special will be done when you get home

The two of you just kind of show each other how much you love each other with small gestures

Some quiet time painting maybe

Or watching Rick paint if art isn’t your thing

Both of you believe that romance does not have to be big gestures and you are both content with however the decides to pan out

Same rule applies for a gift

Nothing necessarily big just thoughtful 

Maybe something silly that you saw and thought Rick would like and vice versa

(I’m sorry I’m running out of ideas)

Vivian Campbell

Okay last but not least Viv

I feel like something might go wrong

I don’t know what, could be he planned some sort of grand gesture that went wrong

Or a surprise gift that he ended up losing

And he would be so upset by that as well

But obviously you would reassure him that just being with him on Valentine’s Day was enough for you and there was no need to worry

That doesn’t quite make him feel better but you and I both know something else will

Anyway, I do think that he might be disheartened when he sees whatever it is you’ve gotten him and it just reminds him of what went wrong

But no matter because you love him anyway

Lots of cuddling and spending time together

Overall Viv would be really sweet to spend the day with

A/N: I would do Pete Willis but I run out of ideas and I don’t actually know as much about him to write about. Maybe next year

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Erin Reed at Erin In The Morning (04.25.2024):

On Friday, the Biden administration released its final Title IX rules, which include protections for LGBTQ+ students by clarifying that Title IX forbids discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity. The rule change could have a significant impact as it would supersede bathroom bans and other discriminatory policies that have become increasingly common in Republican states within the United States. As of Thursday morning, however, officials in at least four states — Oklahoma, Louisiana, Florida, and South Carolina — have directed schools to ignore the regulations, potentially setting up a federal showdown that may ultimately end up in a protracted court battle in the lead-up to the 2024 elections.

Louisiana State Superintendent of Education Cade Brumley was the first to respond, decrying the fact that the new Title IX regulations could block teachers and other students from exercising what has been dubbed by some a “right to bully” transgender students by using their old names and pronouns intentionally. Asserting that Title IX law does not protect trans and queer students, Brumley states that schools “should not alter policies or procedures at this time.” Critically, several courts have ruled that trans and queer students are protected by Title IX, including the 4th US Circuit Court of Appeals in a recent case in West Virginia. In South Carolina, Schools Superintendent Ellen Weaver wrote in a letter that providing protections for transgender and LGBTQ+ students under Title IX “would rescind 50 years of progress & equality of opportunity by putting girls and women at a disadvantage in the educational arena,” apparently leaving transgender kids out of her definition of those who deserve progress and equality of opportunity. She then directed schools to ignore the new directive while waiting for court challenges. While South Carolina does not have a bathroom ban or statewide Don’t Say Gay or Trans law, such bills continue to be proposed in the state.

[...] Florida Commissioner of Education Manny Díaz Jr. also joined in in instructing schools not to implement Title IX regulations. In a letter issued to area schools, Díaz stated that the new Title IX regulations were tantamount to “gaslighting the country into believing that biological sex no longer has any meaning.” Governor Ron DeSantis approved of the letter and stated that Florida “will not comply.” Florida has notably been the site of some of the most viciously anti-queer and anti-trans legislation in recent history, including a Don’t Say Gay or Trans law that was used to force a trans female teacher to go by “Mr.” State Education Superintendent Ryan Walters of Oklahoma was the latest to echo similar sentiments. Walters has recently appointed the right-wing media figure Chaya Raichik of Libs of TikTok to an advisory role “to improve school safety,” and notably, Chaya Raichik has posed proudly with papers accusing her of instigating bomb threats with her incendiary posts about LGBTQ+ people in classrooms.

At least four states-- Oklahoma, Florida, South Carolina, and Louisiana-- are telling schools to ignore President Biden's new trans-friendly Title IX rule changes that protect trans students and staff.

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Shark girl

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Just think about this: Joe came home to you, his voice hoarse from all the rules he had to perform, his eyes tired from squeezing too much without his glasses, he doesn't feel like eating, you welcome him only with kisses and hugs, you know he only needs you after a long journey/day. Most of all, he wraps his arms around you so that he is your comfort warmth blanket. You soon make your way to the bedroom, the physical contact makes you both horny, after some foreplay he shoves his harden dick into you and growls "god i've missed you so much" the words slow, still in his deep, still growling voice. 🤤

i just love it when guys speak to you like that, and had to tell you

🫠Ellen I-

You just know it would turn into something filthy immediately. He’d be wrecking the headboard the way he clings onto it fucking himself up inside of you. The muscles on his arms flexing greatly, the vein in his neck stuck out like a sore thumb. Grunting above you and swearing out because he reached his peak too quickly when he spills between your walls. It all just got too much for him. Carrying on through his high, making a sloppy mess in the middle of the tension you’ve created, calling out your name and telling you how good you take his cock. His seed leaking out of your entrance rapidly when he continues to breed you at an erratic pace; balls slapping, the smell of sex in the air. He won’t stop until you cum at least twice. For even though he’s completely exhausted, it’s not in him to leave you unsatisfied.

His appetite would grow somewhat x100 by the time you’ve done fucking. You order in because it’s too much effort to even open the cupboards to see what you can conjure up, so for the rest of the night it’s snuggling on the sofa, a crappy movie and Chinese food that could feed a small army. The occasional fondling turns into more horny needs and before you know it you’re back at it but this time you’re bouncing on his length, his fingertips moulding into the skin of your hips so that he can control your pace. His moans make you feel electrified, urging you further to make him feel the best he possibly can before he climaxes, surprising him by pulling yourself off and sliding down to wrap your lips around him to finish him off, his body twitching from the immense pleasure, you’ve milked him dry.

Falling asleep together isn’t much of a task that night, you go to sleep and one of the rare moments of you being the big spoon occurs because it turns out Joe can be such a big cute clingy baby, your fingers intertwined together as he envelops the arm that’s securely wrapped around him. He needed this evening with you more than you or he knew possible, just from your time alone has relaxed him. You’re his reason, you’re his life. He loves you so fucking much.

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Various Instagram stories and posts from @itsellenwinter and others, following what was presumably a performance of songs from Jonathan, Ellen, Chris and Kelly’s new musical, at Joe’s Pub this morning. Including Instagram stories from Ben L Ross and Kuhoo Verma.