#embrace the camp

[1im-perfect1]

I love how the interview with the vampire trailer is sexy and mysterious and then the show is a borderline dark comedy about the retelling of vampire history's most cringe fail marriage between the worst case of catholic guilt and eldest daughter syndrome being romanced by a dumpster fire gremlin that thinks more with his heart and dick than his non-existent brain and the coolest character in the whole story is their murderous daughter

[1495-gauge]

there's that fucked up three-eyed thing that lives in the woods. whose turn is it to chase it off again??

[icat4ever]

Do you ever feel fine then remember Aaron Paul used to have nipple piercings and tongue piercings?

Bc I do

[jermeows]

ONLY A FEW HOURS LATER THE SONG IS ALREADY GROWING ON ME!

[dadvans]

teeth

the way it should happen but never will is that buck gets bitten by a vampire and has a lot of whump about being an undead bloodsucker but starts feeling better because his supportive boyfriend tommy lets buck drink his blood, and eddie has a moment of closed fist realization because he wants buck to be drinking his blood instead

[kuroananosanji]

Heart eyes noodle dance tornado sanji is cute I’m not gonna get gaslit into thinking opla “fixed” him 😭

[lordansketil]

i think it says a lot about george iv that no one seems to be capable of making a documentary about him without acting like they're filming a bizarre music video and honestly they're so right

[jemandthesingalongs]

there’s no way hasbro does a follow-up to the barbie movie with jem bc it’s been Decades since the “rivalry” and anyone who still cares about that...shouldn’t lmao

but i would love for them to try and ride that thunder because in a hilariously ironic twist, a jem movie copying the barbie movie would make the better jem movie than the first jem movie

[ofdarklands]

chilean shock: discovering the rest of the world apparently doesn't have this

[disastercit]

“look guys i made a cringy camp camp oc” its ok, you can throw away that layer of irony, you don’t have to shit on yourself while doing something self indulgent to justify it existing

now make the ask blog

[angrylesbianstereotype]

The cats being implied to lose some of their identity to the Starclan hive mind once they join + Starclan coming off as more and more malevolent and manipulative as the series goes on = some disturbing ass implications ab the true nature of Starclan. I mean they’ll never do this bc it would be interesting and upset the status quo, but it would literally recontextualize so much terribly thought out shit (the way that Starclan cats almost never act like they did when they were alive, Ashfur, Starclan refusing to let the clans grow past their rivalries, arbitrary rules that do more harm than good) if it turned out that Starclan (and by extension the DF) are just the sock puppets of something bigger and more sinister, some parasitic entity that clouds the minds of the souls it collects to cause strife so that it can collect more… then in the last arc the Warrior Cats can overthrow their bloody God and free the trapped souls of their ancestors <3

[argetcross]

I think they are horrible little literature nerds...

[kilimiria]

Still confused by the choice of casting a 31 yo who looks very much his age for Alex in the RWRB film

[ohsotragical]

i was staring at astarion's setup in camp the other day and i haven't stopped thinking about it.

it's So messy with blood. for a man who puts a show of being refined. it's So Messy. like it gives the vibes of someone who comes home (blood)drunk every night.

and basically i'm not there yet but i'll be surprised if i get to cazador's and astarion has any sort of living (or...just. room...you get the point) space other than a cell. bc with his camp, i can fully believe he has not cleaned up after himself in 200 years and i have my extreme doubts that a slave gets a maid of his own

[popsicle-stick]

i say this every year but i fully believe that the uk should just lose our boring chains and unleash a local morris dance troupe upon the unsuspecting european public

[utterdrip]

companions during durge are soooo funny cuz im like i have insatiable bloodlust and i WILL kill everything and anything

and theyte like thats fineereeer just channel that energy into baddies

andnim like no u dont understand. i’ll kill e v e r y t h i n g

and theyre like Ok Edgelord and then i kill innocent ppl and they call me a monster like hello! i have been telling u from the start!