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Heard about your wife and kids where we slept

Felt their mouths with stitches at that were slowly lit

Kept your uniform this time because I couldn't quit

Haven't felt the ground so cold without getting sick

And I'm still your fag

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"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."

- Anthony Bourdain

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five years of missing an icon. hope peace is finding you well, Tony.

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it's with great sadness that i announce the new pittsburgh penguins coach is not someone who i want to fantasize about losing his wedding ring knuckles deep in sidney crosby's asshole

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accidentally started discourse in the weewookinkmeme, I'm an idiot who didn't realise my prompt was an invitation to the Eddie Defence Squad, kinda killed any enthusiasm I had about the kinkmeme as a whole seeing that 😭

Well, the mod(s) said they would delete without prejudice to best prevent wank, so here's what you can do in the future:

Modcall. In a response to anyone starting/engaging in wank, write MODS in all caps in the subject line, and in the body of the response just write "wankbait," or something similar. Hopefully mods will delete, or at the very least, freeze the wank.

The first comment thread in post looks like it's also for mod calls, so you can just post a link to the comment there too, most likely, and it'll be deleted in time.

If mods aren't deleting in a timely manner, it could be a bandwidth or timezone issue. If the meme takes off, hopefully there'll be an opportunity to volunteer for additional mod roles so there is better wank management in the future. It just takes some patience.

For the love of god, do not engage with whoever is trying to start wank. I know that hot stove looks fun to touch, but take 20 minutes, touch some grass instead, and hopefully the wank will be gone by the time you're back.

Instead of engaging in wank, write more nasty prompts and fills to drown the haters out.

also, i've refreshed pretty regularly and never saw it, but maybe that's because i limit my participation to prompts (first comments), fills (posted in fill thread or highlighted as such), and checking the replies to my own fills, so! that's another option for mitigating the wank you see, hopefully.

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i had to track down a song hosted on my old livejournal today and i really hope when my brain starts eating itself, it saves 2006 for last, because that really was a wonderful year

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[pictured: me every 5 seconds of free time refreshing @weewookinkmeme to see if there are any new fills or prompts or comments on my fills ]

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"You guessed it. That was me causing the static. Just like Flight Officer Kogi does in Sanctuary Moon episode 807 when he's disobeying orders." SecUnit, you would LOVE Tommy Kinard

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adulthood is terrible let me run away into the wilderness and find a ruined train boxcar where i make a home and have a stool and a chipped teacup until a mysterious old rich man reveals himself to be my uncle and moves me and my boxcar onto his grand estate. is that really so much to ask.

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Welcome!

This is the Tumblr account to promo Wee Woo Kink Meme, a 9-1-1 anonymous kink meme over on Dreamwidth.

Rules and how to participate are over at the kink meme.

all pairings are welcome

all kinks are welcome

non-kink and non-porn prompts and fills are welcome

You do NOT need an account to participate! Come check it out; you learned to use Tumblr; Dreamwidth is easy by comparison. :)

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, you can DM me here, on Dreamwidth, or email me at weewoomod@gmail.com.

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also can I just say i owe @geddyqueer bucktommy fic my whole entire life no one is doing it like them please everyone go consume their wholeass ao3 catalogue like stop doing what you’re doing even if it’s important (especially if it’s important), nothing is more important than getting ur brain massaged at the prufrocks bucktommy fic spa

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dreaming of a better world where bucktommy got back together in the finale and I don’t have to answer work emails

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A great magnetic field

Directed north and south

I could kiss you on the head

Or should I hit you in the mouth?

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Things I want in season 9 of 9-1-1:

Kim comes back

She was an extra on hotshots for one day and got so into the role and went so method with it she decided to become a firefighter for real like that guy she was kinda seeing with the dead wife

Oh man she got placed at the 118! Wasn’t that his house? Anyway

Series regular Kim!!!!!!!

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i do want to be transparent here: ship whatever the fuck u wanna ship, i LOVE messy and toxic ships, i LOVE people who make each other worse!!! i love every flavor of dynamic for different reasons!!! make those guys obsessed each with each other in the WORST kind of way, make them wanna fuck each other so bad it makes them both look stupid. GREAT! AMAZING!

that being said, i know that i like specific dynamics for specific ships. there have been amazing writers share a ship or fandom with me who have written relationships in a way that makes their work unreadable to me, just because their read on the characters and dynamic is opposite mine. and that's fine. that doesn't make them wrong or bad and it doesn't make me enlightened or good or right, u feel me. some people like onions. some people like pineapple on pizza. some people love whatever is going on with buck and eddie right now and prefer the Mess, when i want something different.

in short:

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diff anon from last but similarly I receive all my 911 info from your blog and also the periodic all caps text in my gc with a name that is either a fire fighter or Real Life Actress Angela Bassett (??). No clue what’s going on but I hope you’re winning! I look forward to more men I have no clue what their whole deal is, it’s always exciting on ur blog :D

thank u so much!!! i hope my deranged takes enhance your fandom osmosis. i hope u imagine evan buckley 9 months pregnant always. is anyone who participates in 9-1-1 fandom really "winning"??? who is to say. but i hope when i'm around i can make the space a little more fun. and we have angela bassett!!!

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whenever 911 trends i check ur blog to see how the firemen are doing. for the past several weeks ive been confused. and will remain so. bc now looking up any other method seems like cheating. seems like the firemen are having a bad day but i hope u have a good one

this delights me to no end, thank u nonny! i have been very busy at work the past few weeks and not having the easiest time, but this definitely made my day better.