#emperor has a slutty little waist

[notsohappynotsosad]

[charkyzombicorn]

The crew a taro cards

Luffy - the fool

Zoro - the chariot

Nami - strength

Usopp - the magician

Sanji - the hangman

Chopper - the sun

Robin - the empress

Franky - the world

Brook - the hermit

Jinbe - the emperor

Rating strawhats by ability/willingness to do Jojo poses:

10) Jimbe. He's too serious and also he has no slutty waist, he's got the waist of a man that actually commits crimes and doesn't just romanticize them because he's socialist and mentally ill

9) Chopper. Tried once, he can't get his arm over his head or even touch the top of his head and he didn't notice until then. He needed to stop to think about his life for a while after that.

8) Zoro. You'd think he'd be higher but he's not flashy at all, the closest he gets to Jojo posing is when hes fighting and even then it's a stretch. He could pull off the ones he doesn't need thin arms for, and would do it for some booze, but he just doesn't.

7) Luffy. Jojo poses, not intentionally and his face has none of the flare. He'll copy Usopp when he does it, and with the general odd way he maneuvers sometimes he could do it if pressed. He just doesn't often.

6) Usopp. Thought it was cool but then got into his head about it and now he's a little insecure about if it looks lame

5) Nami. When she's flexing usually, also she did it more often starting ironically to tease Usopp but she doesn't do it ironically anymore

4) Sanji. Would do it if asked or when feeling full of himself, has the hip cock down to an art, but won't take his hands out of his pockets because he thinks he looks slick

3) Brook. Would, should, could, has. No notes, he's even got the style down, minus the skin-tight factor (but he doesn't have skin! Yohohoho)

2) Franky. Will modify his body for better posing potential, his outfit is whorish even by Jojo standards, sluttiest waist out there, he would strike every pose except Maybe that one Josuke does because that requires him having his shirt at least partly closed and he can't do that

1) Robin. No contest. Every other frame she's Jojo posing, one of her special moves is literally breaking peoples' backs. She came into our hearts an Egyptian cowgirl and has been serving ever since. Fite me