#enid got all the recessive genes

[tabrisofmars]

Wednesday: You came to the conclusion that Polly is my biological offspring.

Esther: Yes. Seems reasonable.

Wednesday: But we are a paired female couple.

Esther: I didn't say Enid was involved in the ... you know.

Enid: MOM, are you suggesting my girlfriend cheated on me?

Esther: Gawd no, honey! I just made assumptions based on what you told me.

Murray, holding a growling Polly: We thought this little pupper came out of an egg.

Wednesday:

Enid: Wait. You think Wednesday laid an egg and hatched out Polly?

Esther: When I asked what kind of outcast she was, you told me Wednesday was a magic bird.

Enid: I said she was a Raven type Psychic!

Murray: Sorry if we don't know the Woke terms for things

Polly the Doll points at Wednesday: Bird Mom!

Wednesday: Never have I wished so passionately for death as now.