#enjoy this new portion of dudes lying in a bed from 30 different angles. with many an intimate up the nostril view. im gonna go shower

[sneakydraws]

Part 2! I really need a break now from multipanel comics. Eng + notes below

OK SO this is my foray into the time-honoured tradition of modifying nursery rhyme lyrics to make them EDGY (a craft I remember well from my elementary school days and which I think Boris would be a fan of). Polish friends reading this, I officially forbid you from messaging me about how cringe it is. I KNOW.

To little Wojtuś from the ashpan, a tiny spark is blinking "Come, I'll tell you a story; the tale will be long Once, a wounded prince came to love a bandit When he awoke in the morning, he saw the palace all plundered"

And just for the hell of it, the actual real verse Boris is referencing at the end! Like all good lies, it's grounded in truth.

To little Wojtuś from the ashpan, a tiny spark is blinking "Come, I'll tell you a story; the tale will be long Once, there was a princess, she came to love a musician The king had them wedded - that is the whole story"