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M!A Freaky Friday with @coralcalypso

> Why do things keep happening to you.

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> You sigh and delete the picture. Maybe you just shouldn't have posted it in the first place.

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M!A You now have storm powers

> Welp. It's pouring now.

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> Wow. You look rough.

> Hopefully that's not an indication of some horrible infection and is just a particularly cool-looking scar.

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> You need to stop thinking about yesterday, but...

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> .. You're going to hold onto this. Just in case.

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==> Sol: 🐈

Okay. You've decided to stop having a conniption over being turned into some fishcat thing. There's only a few hours left, might as well have fun with it.

So you ask the humble people of grumblr dot com for suggestions.

And you do all of them.

> @r41nb0wpudd1ng TRY C4T N1P

You really couldn't be bothered to get actual catnip, why do all that work for something that might disappoint you? So you looked up it's effects and greeted your friend the substances normal style.

> @yifftwiceplz claw up someone's furniture and then run through the house like a madman

You appreciate him not treating you differently during your catification, despite appearances you are still yourself and should be referred to in that manner. Anyway time to let the cat urges take you over, you'll get him new pillows and such later.

> @graviconscientia Find a very tall spot and hang out there for a while!

Wow you are shit at following instructions.

Anyway, a long time curiosity of yours has finally be sated. Turns out being a godtier in a mortal body means you get everything halfway.

> @playttimes See if a lazer pointter acttivatteS your kill drive / @punkkroc CAAtch The Ominous LAAser-like Circle On Your WAAlls.

You feel nothing for the red dot.

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The face of someone "completely unaffected" by other's perceptions of her.

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> Your head is killing you..

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(coloring by: @scumscuttlers )

You ever get jumped mid hyperbeam for not sharing the remote in your own room????????

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> Lalalalala, feeding the babies

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> Happy not wriggling day to yooooooooooou

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