#especially since my kitchen has terrible ventilation and everything near the stove is eventually just coated in a thin layer of grease

[six-of-ravens]

update: I have cleaned up the mess Drunk Cooking Steph left, started the first load in the dishwasher, and emptied out the kitchen (at least, the counters). forgot to eat anything before starting this, so I've allowed myself to order McDonalds for lunch.

haven't even started the actual cleaning yet lmao, I think the order is gonna be:

put oven cleaner in the oven since it has to sit for a while (the can says 15 mins but that is a lie unless your oven is already super clean and mine is...not)

take things out of the cupboards, wipe them down, sort things and get rid of anything expired or that isn't being used, replace everything that's staying

repeat with drawers

repeat with fridge

scrub hood vent, stove, and wall beside the stove that gets greasy and brings me much rage

wipe down tile backsplash + fronts of cabinets

wipe down counters + try and get the stains off of them

put things back on the counters, clean anything that needs to be cleaned (ie the coffee maker and microwave)

potentially scrub greasy spice jars/canisters that live near the stove (but also by this point maybe don't bc tired)

bake bread bc I didn't buy it bc I said I was gonna bake it and I haven't yet and I need it probably make a mess in the shiny clean kitchen

???? profit (cook french onion soup and take a nap and have a semi-delirious call w my aunt bc tired)