#eurovisionhaikureview

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Pour one out for James / Defeat may well be bitter / Yet he still finds grace

6/5

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I want all their merch /

The sweaters, custom keyboards /

Give me all of it

4/5

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In his heart of hearts / He somehow still can't believe / Victory was theirs

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A lot of effort /

Went into this aesthetic /

But it does not land

2/5

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They have a good time /

And maybe we all could too /

If I don't poke holes

3.5/5

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I felt so unsure /

But miming the recorder /

Is a step too far

2.5/5

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Classical tactics /

Sparkles, strobing and hair flips /

We signed on for this

3/5

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Who is this strange man? / Where has Jon Ola Sand gone? / Validates nothing

1/5

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Flo Rida is here / But they could have just trusted / Her headdress alone

3.5/5

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Sweden phones it in / But not even a key change / Can save this number

2.5/5

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A lack of moment /

But the kid belts out a tune /

And could take it all

4.5/5

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So much money spent /

With invisible dancers /

But can't achieve more

1.5/5

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On youth radio /

Kids would love this kind of thing /

Some ten years ago

3/5

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Middle fingers up? /

They should talk to the Germans /

Beat them to the punch

2/5

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This can never fail /

Sincerity will triumph /

I am getting soft

4/5

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It must be awkward /

When someone wears your outfit /

Her visuals are great

3/5