#even better if chris was there

[yurinnedy]

i need capcom to somehow revive ethan and make him meet leon

[astronomical-bagel]

[valenfield-inspo]

Chris Redfield & Jill Valentine Resident Evil 5 (2009)

[crispycreambacon]

I finished college exams and so all my brain cells left and I'm gonna make that everyone's problem (textless version + original by enlarged.cantelope on Instagram below - cw // sex joke aha)

[annislittleshopofhorrors]

ASP Chat - Hate on Campus (Dec 13th 2023)

Link

[so-emo-i-fell-apart]

I am so heart broken by the Transformers One trailer. It completely ignores any source material. OP was a scientist and archivist who met D-16 after he started rising through the ranks in the gladiators ring which was the only way D-16 could get out of the mines. They started a revolutionagainst the high council because the way bots were being treated we unfair. The whole war started was because once the revolution started D-16 now Megatronous/Megatron was hoping to fill the void and power by becoming the next prime ans Orion Pax journey to the center of cybertron to try to reverse the pollution the war was causing and stumbled upon the matrix of leadership which is how he became a Prime. NOT TO MENTION TRANSFORMING IS AN EVOLUTIONARY TRAIT ITS NOT SOME POWER BESTOWED UPON THEM. THEY LITTERALLY HAVE A PART OF THEIR ANATOMY CALLED A TRANSFORMATUON COG WHICH GIVES THEM THE ABILITY.

Also if Megs and OP are in the movie going by D-16 and Orion Pax why is Elita-1 not being called Ariel? That was her name before the wars.

As hopeful as I was for it too I do NOT like Chris Hemsworth's voice coming out of OP's mouth. As Orion Pax he should have a softer voice.

All of that said I will be in the theater opening night

[plush4bunny]

Larissa Weems! WiP based on @chrism02's multi-chapter fic on today's beloved blonde called "family credo"

[bizarrelovesquare]

Hamster and Gretel

s1 ep22, Over The Hill

[gourmetbeef]

lets go grandpa, wake UP

[xdarkeningkrystals]

And people are wondering why Hook is gonna become a free agent, instead of re-signing with AEW.

Well, here it is.

[asskickedbygirl]

the cky crew in jackass: the movie, a poorly made edit

[toptophat]

He's the deadliest poison you've ever seen

And he was only at the age of 13

(if you understood the reference, you legally have to reblog)

[chronicowboy]

can't stop thinking about chimney's "people always tell me you'll understand your parents better once you become a parent" and how buck only explicitly forgives his parents in the scene right after christopher asks buck to help him find his dad.

[nooneyouknowiswear]

I am so tired rn and I need to rant.

The Jurassic park movies are absolute bullshit. Sure, their great movies, but looking at it as an adaptation, the suck. They make the Percy Jackson movies seem like blockbuster cinema and those made me want to kill myself. If you ever need to torture information out of me, put me through a Jurassic Park marathon. Actually, no, that wouldn't work because I'd kill myself before the first movie ended. What's wrong with them you ask? Well I'll tell ya. Jurassic Park. The classic. Sattler and Grant, the romance of all time. Except that it never happens it the book and Sattler was like 20 years younger than Grant, his former student, and she was fucking engaged. But no, have them kiss or whatever. At least they didn't merge two fundamentally different characters togeth- what. They merged Gennaro, a lawyer who wants to shut down the park, and Regis, head of PR for the park? And killed this guy off where Regis died and therefore destroying any relationships Gennaro might have made and made the ending of the book irrelevant? So your saying that Muldoon and Gennaro never become friends and explode a raptor together? Cool. It's fine. At least the next move can't fuck it up that bad, right? (Little did they know that their faith in movie adaptations will be ruined forever.) Jurassic Park: Lost world. In all honesty I haven't watched this movie in years. However, reading one overview told me all I need to know. First thing, THEY GOT RID OF ONE OF THE MAN CHARACTERS?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I understand changing some things to make the movie interesting, but what the fuck?! This guy, Levine, is the only reason Malcom goes to the island in the first place. Not Harding, who joined late. Speaking of Harding, what is with movie producers and forcing a romance when there isn't one? Malcom and Harding were NOT together in the books. There were some allusions to a past relationship, but nothing happened. Also, why the fuck was Kelly Malcom's kid?!? They don't fucking know each other in the book. Them on the island is the first time the two of them fucking meet. Kelly was a student who studied under Levine, the guy who doesn't exist, and snuck into the travel trailer with Arby, a black kid who I don't think was in the movie. Hmmm. Anyways, at least they stayed true the the plot a little bit- WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ARE THEY IN SAN FRANSISCO(?) The book ended when the left the island. Dogson (was he in the movie?) got torn apart by a bunch of baby t-rex's. How tf did he get off the island?! You can't call this and adaptation if you change everything about the source material!!!! " Oh, Maybe they did it because trying to survive on an island is boring and hard the translate onto the big screen " EXPLAIN JURASSIC PARK THREE TO ME THEN.

TL:DR the jurassic park movies are shit adaptations and I'm very tired

[landfilloftrash]

something about certain things coming around full circle

[bakedbakermom]

there are many. Many. MANY. things for which i will never forgive chris carter. items 1-734 on that list are scully giving up william.