#every single once of them is offended beyond belief that their cars explode like theyre made of legos upon collision
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instead of saying "you look sour/pissed/unhappy" my coworkers and I are now saying "you look like you drive a jeep"
#least pleasant demographic of drivers it's so funny#every single once of them is offended beyond belief that their cars explode like theyre made of legos upon collision#and oem jeep parts are always defective so any jeep repair however minor is a 3 week ordeal at minimum so fun#if you're car shopping definitely come to me first i know so many things#i know that the kia seltos collapses like a soufflé if you look at it wrong#we've never repaired a seltos lmaoooooo they depreciate like 500% the second you drive off the lot and they cant take a hit#dont let the bland pleasantness of the equinox/terrain fool you they dont last 70000 miles and every one of those miles#will have you wanting to drive it into a tree#toyotas do live forever but they sound like theyre being tortured and they have the worst door handle positioning if you can tolerate that#'kenna what do you recommend if you seem to have so much bad to say about every car?' a mustang!!#says kenna
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