Kyalin Week Day 6
Prompt Chosen- Modern AU
Now, I know people are tired of hearing about the pandemic, however when I saw Modern Au as an option on there I just had to write Kyalin during quarantine... it was too tempting.
"We have to quarantine at home for two weeks, its mandatory." Kya explained.
"I want even at the hospital, how could I have gotten it?"
"Because I was at the hospital, I could have it, and spread it to you." Lin crossed her arms, releasing a dramatic groan.
"Come on Lin, I know it's not ideal, and I'm sorry, but look on the bright side. We get two weeks off, just the two of us. We could, you know, try that thing you mentioned the other night."
"That was you who mentioned that."
"Well you didn't shoot it down, so its both our ideas now." Lin sighed, pursing her lips and Kya wrapped her in a hug.
"Alright, but as soon as my two weeks are up I'm going back to work."
"Of course." Kya kissed her on the cheek, watching as Lin disappeared into the bedroom. Her eyes panned the apartment, it looked like it could use a clean, so she got to work.
"What are we going to do for food?" Lin asked, staring into the empty fridge.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, Kya, we have no food in here." Kya came up behind her, placing her chin in the nook of her neck, frowning at the sight of the fridge light that illuminated nothing but the shelves.
"We eat out too much. I can call Tenzin maybe he can bring us some supplies."
"No, Tenznin will bring us a very selective diet and If I'm going to be in here for two weeks then I need real food. You know Kya, these abs don't feed themselves." Kya raised an eyebrow, moments away from kissing Lin, when the earthbender pulled out her phone.
"Mako? Okay... okay... look, I'm out for two weeks. Try not to start a gang war while I'm gone. I need you to do something for me."
"Tell him to get KitKat!" Kya said, Lin raised a finger, telling Mako to get a pen and paper.
"You ready?" Lin asked him, and began to fill him in on their grocery desires.
"Pretzels too! I could use pretzels right about now..." Lin added pretzels to list of demands. Finally when they were satisfied with the list, they hung up the phone.
"He says he'll be around in an hour. He went to get Asami because he's never gotten groceries on this scale before."
"Smart." Kya smiled up at Lin, who was checking her phone. "So..." Kya said, drumming her fingers on the counter, "what should we do for an hour?" Lin looked up, putting her phone face down on the counter.
"Well you're practically undressing me with your eyes."
"Am not!"
"Oh yeah?. What color bra do I have.on today?" Kya pursed her lips, thinking.
"White."
"Wrong, black."
"What? No.I remember this morning you-" she stopped as Lin pulled open her flannel, revealing the black bra she was indeed wearing.
"You tricked me." Lin smirked, walking around the counter and planting a kiss on Kya's lips.
"I have some paperwork to get done, call me when Mako gets here." Lin smirked as she walked off, and Kya glared at her, running her tongue over her teeth. Thinking about how there's no one else she'd rather be quarantined with.
Mako knocked, letting them know their things were outside their door, as per standard, they waited until the two kids had left before picking up their things, Lin put four bags on her arms, gesturing for Kya to take the remaining two. She put the stuff on the counter, and watched as Kya took the time to wipe everything with Lysol.
"Kya," Lin said seriously, "are you worried at all? About this whole thing?"
"Like being quarantined? No not all."
"No, not that, I mean more like the pandemic in general."
"Oh. I haven't really thought about it, but yeah, I guess I am. I'm worried about mom, I know she's safe as she could be in the south pole, but this isn't how I want her to go. Are you worried about Toph?"
"Are you kidding me? The woman couldn't die if she tried!" They laughed, and Lin put her hands behind her, gripping the edge of the counter. "In all serious, I'm more worried about the people, the news says the unemployment rate has sky rocketed in the last few days."
"Lin?" Kya asked, putting the wipes down. "We're good right? Financially?"
"Oh dear, of course. I've been working for thirty years, saved up as much as I could not to mention my share of the Beifong fortune... its not me I worry about."
"Mako?"
"Yeah."
"He'll be alright, we won't let anything happen to him. I bet Asami and Korra already have a plan for him that he's completely unaware of in case things go south." Lin smiled and Kya lifted her lips to Lin's scarred cheek.
"Come on," she said, "help me put this stuff away."
The two of them cooked together for supper, and Lin almost forgot what it was like to be home for supper, let alone to cook it.
"Okay I think I got it," Kya said, lifting the spoon to her mouth.
"Kya, that's the stirring spoon you can't lick it and put back."
"Oh yeah? Watch me." Kya drew her tongue over the spoon, maintaining eye contact with Lin and causing her to blush. Lin gulped, breaking the eye contact and Kya returned the spoon to the pot, stirring the sauce again. Lin went for the sink, grabbing Kya's butter as she went past.
"Lin!" She yelped, swatting her girlfriend playfully on the shoulder.
"I didn't do anything!"
"Yeah right!"
"I swear!" Kya narrowed her eyes, seeing through Lin's weak attempt to hide a smile. Lin set the salad and the bread on the table, ordering the plates and glasses across form each other, lighting a candle in the center.
"Whats going on?" Kya asked, looking at Lin's arrangement.
"I figure, since we're here, I might as well make up for all the date nights I've had to reschedule, or cancel, and never got around to it." Kya looked at her thoughtfully, putting her pot on the table.
"You're telling me I've been on a date this whole time and didn't know?"
"Yep. Surprise," Kya stifled a laugh and sat across from Lin, staring at the other girl lovingly.
"Well, you should know I don't usually go home with someone on the first date."
"Well good thing its not the first date then." Kya raised her eyebrows, her eyes still locked with Lin as she brought a piece of food to her mouth. Lin caught Kya up on everything in her life, the abnormally quiet Pice Chief talked on and on, and Kya listened, absorbing every word of it.
"Kya?"
"Hmm?"
"Are you finished?"
"Oh, yeah,' she said, sitting up. Lin took her plate, and Kya admired her from behind.
"Lin," she said, "put the dishes down."
"What?"
"We'll do them tomorrow. Please, just kiss me already."
"What if you have Covid?" Kya chuckled.
"Then we'll both have it anyway." She pushed herself off her chair, meeting Lin halfway across the kitchen, their lips meeting in an epic dance. Kya jumped, wrapping her legs around Lin's waist and the metalbender's hands found places underneath Kya's thighs to hold her. Lin set her on the kitchen counter, pushing her abdomen in between Kya's legs.
"Been a while since we've done this," Lin admitted between breaths.
"We haven't had time."
"Well, now we have two weeks to make up for it." Kya smiled as Lin's lips clashed with hers again.
"I love you," Kya whispered.
"I love you too."
1 week of quarantine
"Wait so what happened in the last movie?" Kya asked, just to get a rise out of Lin.
"Kya, were you even paying attention? Qui Gon and Obi-wan, master and Padwan head to the desolate planet of Tattooine where they-"
"Lin, I'm kidding." Lin rolled her eyes and Kya cuddle in close, reaching her arm over into the popcorn bowl on Lin's lap.
"Don't do that again or I'll spoil it for you." Kya laughed, pressing a light kiss on Lin's cheek. When Kya had mentioned she'd never seen a Star Wars movie, Lin had organized a rather professional viewing of them all, in chronological order. Kya would much rather be doing something else, but she could see how excited Lin was to watch them with her, so she did. All the good (and bad) the movied had to offer.
"Whos that?"
"Anakin."
"The little boy?"
"Yeah, there's a time gap."
"Wow, he's so grown up."
"Just you wait," Lin said, placing a fistful of popcorn in her mouth. Befoee the movie could get any further, the phone rang, and Lin got up to answer it, letting the movie play for Kya.
"Hello? Pema is that you? Hmm? No we are just- really? Is everyone okay?" Kya sat up, looking over at her girlfriend with concern.
"Theres a breakout at the air temple," Lin whispered to Kya.
Oh no, poor Pema. I hope Rohan is okay.
"Is Tenzin there? Okay, well, try to stay calm, please Pema! Where's Jinora? Put her on the phone." Lin tapped the counter, waiting for the eldest of the Airbender kids to come to the phone.
"Jinora? Is everyone okay? Ikki has it? You need to keep her away from the others, don't let Rohan out of his room, and please, try to keep you're mother calm until your father gets home tomorrow. Yes... I love you too Jinora, good bye, as soon as we can leave we'll come down there." Lin put her phone on the counter with a sigh, and Kya ran up to her.
"We have to go, I can help them!" Kya pleaded.
"No, dear, we can't help them. If we go there we are just exposing ourselves to it, and I don't like to admit but we aren't exactly spring pig-chickens anymore Kya." Kya frowned, crossing her arms.
"Lin, they are our family."
"I know Kya, but we can help them by staying here, and staying healthy. Don't forget we can be incarcerated for leaving." Kya growled, scrunched her nose and Lin reached her hand out on the counter.
"One more week to go, we got this. Remember what you told me, try to enjoy it."
"Pretty sure I said we could try that technique from that movie where I use waterbending to-"
"Well I paraphrased it." Kya's lips formed a smile, and her heart melted at the soft look Lin was giving her.
"Come on," she said, "let's watch this movie." Lin nodded and the two of them returned to the sofa, Kya resting her head on Lin's lap, her hair being tousled by the police chief. Every so often she'd look up at Lin, who was absolutely enticed by the movie, even though she said it was 'the worst one.' She fell asleep before the end, and Lin let Kya stay there long into the night, moving her only once her own bladder couldn't take it any longer, placing her in their bed. Kya groaned softly, rolling over and pulling all the blankets for herself. Lin crawled in behind her, still holding her in her arms.
3 Days until the end of quarantine.
"Kya, I know you've lost all sense of time, but you need to put clothes on."
"Whats the point? No one comes, no one goes. No one sees me. No one knows..."
"If you start speaking in poetry again I'm locking you in the bathroom."
"Go ahead, at least there I hear the voices from the drain." Kya groaned, flopping onto the couch face first. Lin sighed.
"Do you.... need to talk?" Lin almost choked on the words, but it got Kya's attention and she sat upright.
"I've always been an extrovert Lin. Im a people person and now that the people in my life have been removed... I'm just a person." Lin pursed her lips, she hadn't thought about it like that before. She had always been reserved, truthfully quarantine had been easy for her, she did daily workouts, reading... other stuff with Kya. But Kya couldn't be on her phone for more than half an hour without needing a change of space.
"I don't know how to help you with that..." Lin started, "but I can... give you a hug?" Kya smiled sadly and walked up to Lin, forgetting her nudity and hugging her.
"Lets go on the porch for a bit," Kya said, "I need some air."
"You're going to have to put some clothes on then, I don't think the neighbors will appreciate your tits being out the same way I do." Kya laughed, looking down at her torso.
"Oh they would. But fine. I'll put on some clothes, but you better be the one taking them off later."
"I wouldn't have it any other way." Kya grinned, satisfied with that, before she could dissappear into the bathroom however, Lin called to her.
"Oh, Kya!"
"Yes sweetheart?"
"Maybe we can try that thing you mentioned last week." Kyas eyes went wide, and Lin smirked.
"This is why, I love you Lin Beifong."
"I love you too. Now go get dressed, we're going to miss the warmest part of the day." Kya sped off, and Lin watched her go, the same gentle smile pulling at the corners of her lips. I could be quarantined with her for the rest of my life, and I'd never get bored. When Kya returned, she skipped onto the porch, and Lin used her bending to extend the available area for the moment. Kya sat at the edge of the concrete, letting her feet hang over the edge, humming a gentle tune. Lin sat next to her, her lips pursed in indecision.
"Kya," she said, drawing the waterbenders crystal blue eyes to her. "When this is over, we should get married." Kyas eyes widened, and for a minute Lin thought she scared her, but then she was pulled into the most passionate kiss of the their relationship, nearly sending both of them to the ground below.
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Shadowhunters Season 2 Episode 7 Thoughts- Notes
Do these people not feel themselves wanting to move to the side for no reason?
Ooh Valentine knows that Clary can make runes now
Who is this? Since when is he going after Clary
What's the ringing
AHHH LOOK AT MY BABIES PORTALING TOGETHER
THEY WENT TO GET SUSHI AH
SUCH CUTE BANTER
AAHHHH I THOUGHT THEY WENT TO ACTUAL JAPAN FOR THAT OMG MAGNUS IS TREATING HIS BOO GOOD YAS
AAHHHHH ALEC GOT HIM SOMETHING
IS IT THE ARROW NECKLACE?!
ITS NOT BUT THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE TOO
ARE THEY GONNA KISS
WHOEVER THE FUCK JUST COCKBLOCKED THEM CAN CHOKE
OMFG ITS JACE
I HATE JACE
Aww Alec is jealous by Casanova. It's okay baby he's with you now
OMG MAGIC FROM MAGNUS YAY
THIS MUSIC IS LIT
Who the fuck has a CD player though
OH FUCK ALBERTO ROSENDA'S ABS
BLESSED
NO YOU LOOK FINE AS FUCK SIMON HOT DAMN
WHY THE FUCK YOU JEALOUS CLARY YOUVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN INTERESTED IN HIM BEFORE
YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK FOR HER PERMISSION SIMON YOU'RE YOUR OWN PERSON
"No that's unacceptable I'm your only friend it's in the bylaws" DYING- ME OMG Clary has such good moments
SIMON IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND HE CARES SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE HIM
SIMON WILL DROP EVERYTHING FOR HER NO ONE DESERVES HIM
I LOVE SIMON SO MUCH
Wtf is that- why does she just have runes pop up like a bat signal wtf
SUCH SOFT KISSES
FUCK ME UP
WHAT THE FUCK PHONE
THIS BITCH ASS BAT SIGNAL CAN FUCK OFF
MAGNUS AND ALEC JUST WANNA BE CUTE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
I LOVE MAGNUS HE GETS THAT ALEC HAS TO BE A SHADOWHUNTER AND ISNT A WHINY BITCH #BLESSED
DISGUSTED
DID I ASK FOR A HETERO SEX SCENE UMM NO
UUGGGHHH DAMN IT THE SCENE OF ALEC WALKING INTO THE BEDROOM IS THIS I DONT WANT THIS
"I'm a little tied up" WELL SO WAS ALEC BUT HE'S DOING HIS FUCKING JOB JACE FUCK YOU
"You're welcome to join us" first of all, ew. Second, he's gay. Third, that's his fucking brother wtf.
JACE CAN SHUT HIS DIRTY FUCKING MOUTH STOP BEING A BITCH TO YOUR BROTHER
ALEC DONT DESERVE THIS
BUT DAMN HIS ABS LOOK GOOD
Jace is being a little bitch that's what's going on
Wow Izzy is being irrational
I get that you feel hurt but Clary was just doing what she was told
Izzy, we get that you've done a lot for her but being mean is not helping
Izzy sounds like a jealous girlfriend
Fucking yin fen
Glasses girl is getting too much attention
Wow Izzy is just being a bitch to everyone
Oh it's withdrawal
Poor Izzy
Cleo- wtf
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AHHH MAIA AND MAGNUS ARE FRIENDS 100% HERE FOR THIS
Didn't Magnus say he wasn't going anywhere. I don't want him to just wait around but like
"It's a gift. Can't remember the last time someone bought me one" NOOO MAGNUS! YOU DESERVE TO BE CHERISHED WITH LOVE AND GIFTS! I GET THAT YOURE A WARLOCK AND CAN GET YOURSELF BASICALLY ANYTHING BUT ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS YA KNOW
AHHH MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE SO CUTE
NOO IZZY DONT GO TO DRUG DEALERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AND MAGNUS IS GONNA SEE AND TELL ALEC
OR NOT TELL HIM THEN ALEC WILL FIND OUT AND BE HURT
NOOO THIS IS A BAD SITUATION
IZZY, HE KNOWS THAT YOURE A LIAR
JEM WTF WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS UP
DID I ASK
THE PAIN OMG MY HEART
MAGNUS KNOWS WHATS GOING ON AND HES GONNA TELL ALEC
PLEASE TELL ALEC HE NEEDS TO KNOW
It's possible because she has angel blood
OOH SIMON LOOKS SO GOOD
OMG TWO HOURS EARLY MY NERVOUS BABY
Izzy, are you really going to ask SIMON for drugs? Really?
Okay Izzy, calm the fuck down. You're really asking him to feed off you? You're fucking crazy
Okay good, she heard how crazy that was coming from Simon
OOH ALEC'S CALLING HE KNOWS
THANK GOD MAGNUS TOLD HIM
Who's just bleeding on the floor?
ITS HER
SHE CUT HERSELF TO LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM
CONNIVING BITCH
How did she know to go here
Luke doesn't trust her
-
SHE GOOD HIM A BLOODY MARY SO SWEET
HES SO CLUMSY MY BABY
SHES OKAY WITH HIM BEING AWKWARD
OMFG THEYRE SO CUTE
Jace, what the fuck are you doing here
Why are you crashing his date? Fuck off
Wow, Jace is fucking all the downworlders
"I spit in one" I LOVE MAIA
YOU DONT NEED HIS "ADVICE" SIMON
"Will you be my Obi-Wan" FUCKING NERD I LOVE HIM
YES CALL HER OUT LUKE
LIKE ISNT HAVING THIS SHIT AND I AM WITH HIM ON THIS
OMG CLARY IS SMART SHE KNOWS ONLY VALENTINE CALLS HER CLARISSA MY GIRL SO OBSERVANT- PROUD
I'm with Luke, turn her in
Literally who is attracted to you though? Hm Jace?
Simon thought he was pointing behind him lol he's so cute
HIS HAIR IS FUCKING NICE SHUT YOUR MOUTH JACE
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHIT JIMON OMG
SIMON IS SO CUTE FUCK OFF JACE
UGH JACE IS DISGUSTING SIMON IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS FUCK OFF
UGH ITS THE SHAPESHIFTING RUNE AGAIN UUUGGGGHHHH
THAT PART WAS FUCKING POINTLESS FUCK OFF JACE GO BACK TO YOUR SEELIES
Literally where is Aldertree to shut Izzy's shit down
DID MAGNUS NOT TELL HIM?
MAGNUS!!!
OMG ALEC TALKING TO IZZY ABOUT SEX FUCK ME UP
MY BABY VIRGIN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SO PRECIOUS AND WHOLESOME
HE'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE MY BABY
YES! Do NOT overthink it!
Yes, you overthink things all the time
IZZY'S SUCH A GOOD LITTLE SISTER I LOVE HER
SHES FALLING APART BUT IS STILL HELPFUL AND CARING UGH
I JUST WANT HER NOT TO BE ADDICTED TO DRUGS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
"Pretty cold blooded. Turning your sister over to the clave" fuck that bitch she can choke
CLARY WTF
YOU TASERED LUKE
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CLARISSA
THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU DO
LISTEN TO YOUR DAD
CLARY OMG THE FUCK
BETRAYAL
-
That's either a shapeshifting Jace or a really off Simon
Why are you being an asshole
She's interested in the things you are there's no reason to change yourself wtf
She's being so nice to you don't fuck this up Simon
Maia's face looks so hurt
SEE SIMON YOU FUCKED UP
MAGNUS' APARTMENT! YES YES YES!!!
ALEC, YES BUT SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
MAGNUS COMMUNICATING IS MY KINK
MY BABY OMG HES IN LOVE FUCK ME UP
HE DOESNT WANNA LOSE HIM AFTER SEX AWWW FUCK ME UP MY BABY LOVES HIM AND CARES ABOUT HIM
HE DOESNT WANNA RUSH IN AND I AGREE
ALEC- DONT DO THAT BITCHY THING WHERE YOU GET PISSED THAT PEOPLE ARENT DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU OKAY
LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND
OMG MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE GIVING ME SUCH MIXED FEELINGS
YES BECAUSE MALEC
NO BECAUSE ITS TOO SOON
AAGHGHHHHH
Alec has two ways of thinking- too much and not enough. He needs to find that middle ground because right now he's not thinking at all
"You're not the only one that feels vulnerable" MY HEART
ALL IT TOOK WAS "Clary, she's in trouble" TO GET YOU TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB?! REALLY JACE?!
THE RINGING IS THE ANGELS ISNT IT
OMFG IT IS
OHHH THAT GUY'S AN ANGEL AND HE'S DOING THE RINGING TO CLARY I GET IT NOW
-
OMG CLARY KNOWS THAT SHE HAS ANGEL BLOOD NOW
OOH SHIT THE STORM IS COMING
IZZY WTF ARE YOU DOING
OH GOD IZZY NO
YES SIMON IS BEING NOT A DOUCHEBAG LIKE JACE #BLESSED
"In love with your best friend?" MAIA GETS IT I LOVE MAIA
"Why not just tell Clary how you feel" BECAUSE THATS SCARY MAIA AND WE DONT WANT CLIMON
MAIA SPEAKS SUCH WISDOM OMG I LOVE HER
DAMN THEY WERE CUTE TOGETHER
Omg that fight scene was unnecessary she just hit him in the face like 5 times and nothing happened
Okay that sky looks fake AF
This fight scene is better than the others. The lighting is shit but the choreography is okay
Just shoot him Luke. Then it'll all end
"How you stole Jocelyn and turned her against me" OMG ARE YOU STILL ON THAT OMFG GET OVER IT
IM WITH HER PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
"Think about what will happen to your sweet baby sister" fuck that bitch she's a traitor. End this now Luke
I TOLD YOU TO END IT
SHE DID IT HES FREE
Why did he show them this weird premonition about the devil getting the soul sword. If you wanted to say Valentine just show Valentine
IS THAT IT
WTF HAPPENED WITH MALEC
DID THEY FRICK FRACK?!
I GOTTA KNOW
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PREVIEW
SIMON IS GONNA CONFESS HIS FEELINGS OMG
MAIA AND SIMON KISS HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT YES
ALEC TOLD JACE WHAT?! IM HERE FOR JACE BEING PROTECTIVE BUT WTF HAPPENED?! DID THEY NOT FRICK FRACK?! DID ALEC WANMA FRICK FRACK THEN GET HURT WHEN MAGNUS DIDNT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!!!!
OMFG MARYSE WTF THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NO WAY SHES TALKING TO ALEC RIGHT?! SECOND- WHAT THE FUCK CLARY WHATS GOING ON?!
WHY IS ALEC STANDING ON THE LEDGE OF THE ROOF?!
SHOOK AS A BOOK HOLY SHIT I AM NOT READY
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Clone Wars Senate Spy
Season 2 Episode 4
Yea,
This
Sound
-s
Good
A true heart should never
be doubted
True-
Doubt
is generally a bad thing
You’re either certain a person’s an
asshole
Or not
(Gosh darn it is this going to be in Asoka episode?)
I just get that feeling
......
Anyway,
“Treachery
in
the
Senate”
So a
Tuesday
(I will
not make
any more
political
jokes)
Senator
Tak
Ing
Part...
Oh no he hang out
....
with the wrong clique!
Of enablers!
(It’s so petty
but makes
sense
Like;
Seriously
Is Obi-Wan
Going
to walk over there?
And
be like;
‘Heard you were hanging out with grievous..
don’t?
They’re
grown
adults...
(This is why we do accountability)
Like
they’re even framed like a
cliche
[Narrator
Voice;
‘this is me and my
clique,
That’s-
____...”
Pffft
Also, hey
Watton-boar’s
In
Prison!
No
Ret-cons!
(I thought that
episode was
relatively good!)
“Conspiracy,”
Do you mean he thinks they’re
peanuts?
Or “Plot,”?
As in he’s
plotting to destroy
them?
Senator
From
Skipp-io
(We
have
to read
his text
messages!)
[Okay, that’s the last
joke, but
Seriously,
the
military
gives a shit
what this guy
thinks?]
And what.
happens
if he answers
“yes”,
(Or decides to say to stay
neutral?]
Don’t really
have a plan
for that
[Or is this you didn’t join our cliques so you get to spend the night in
prison,]
Rules?
Spy?
How is not blasting every detail of your communications
“spying?”
Like that’s pretty lambasting for kid
Who’s crime-
-Wait
what did he even do?
[Think Yoda’s
snooping again,]
Mean-while
Anakin
Sky-
Walker
That’s a pretty
posh looking hotel
(Makes sense
for a senator)
-Coruscant
Okay,
so he’s not there,
“Lengthy,”
Isn’t he supposed to be
her bodyguard?
Lead-ing
Leading fecking,
what, mate?
- Get a
Boomer Bait promotion?
Because they treated him like
shit last time I checked
Like
he’s
below
Obi-Wan-
“Now
he
returns,”
Okay,
Clearly wasn’t that
important
With his
wife...
Yeah...
Did the
writing get any better(?)
(Preferably not quasi(?)
....
-Anakin
- Oh
...
Hasn’t
spoken
a
word
...But
I
guess
that’s
Ok-ay
What
do
they
have
in
common?
What
do
they
like,
About
Each
Other?
(I mean
they’re going to have to spend some time in silence
Looking adoringly
At the
Other
Person-
Talk-
About
The
Thing...
Where’s
the
vibing?
Dinner...
Padme’s
tone
is
way
too
uneven...
And
A
Question?
I’ve
covered
before
but..
Questions
are
sign
of
distrust
(She
seems
ner
vous)
If
you
trust,
your
partner
says
their
thing
you
say
yours
. . .
And you just
vibe
(Or you
don’t)
Cargo
Freighter
Military
transport
See?
Dis
-trust
But
more
import
-antly
how
are
they
....
Avoiding
the
war?
Like dude I’m pretty sure this was
tox before it
began?
To abandon
your productive
And account
-able
Res-
Pons
Ibil
ities?
Like, even
as-suming,
(In the best
cir- cumstances)
They’re
Entertain-ment
focuses
purely,
Shouldn’t
they
have
waited
for
the
all
clear?
Their
Gen
Leader
to
fix
everything
up?
(There are blaring signs here that say
things are not alright,)
These
two
are
far
from
innocent
(And por-)
Point
being
there
should
be
a
lot
Less
“Innocence”
Lot
More;
“We
shouldn’t
do
this,”
To
“I
Don’t
Care,”
To
“So
-Bad,”
[On
Both
Sides
- Looking at you
Amidala’s
Char-
ara
cter
Iza
Tion-
She’s
Not
Anymore
In-nocent
Than
Sky-
Walker-
- In this af
-fair
And
harps
should
definitely
not be
playing
Over
one
of
the
most
severe
rule
break
you
can
do
(Besides
Gen
-erational
over
lay)
(It’s not
cute)
It
isn’t
the
enabling
(Self
Less-
power
of
love
This
is
purely
selfish
And should have clear “fuck society”
overtones (know
ledg
ab
L
-e-
[As
Adults.
..]
.
The
alter
-native
far
more
disturbin
g
(A con-
versation
about
the
Over
sex
ualization
of
children-
And how
you
should
definitely
not
be
playing
harp
music
over
it
-is not a
con
-versation
I wanna
have with
this
movie
But it won’t
commit
to
either
tone
Dis-
turbingly!
(Any way.
.)
“It
blew
up”
Dude
you’re
supposed
to
be
making
sure
things
didn’t
stagnate
or
get
tox
That should be
pain-
ted as a lot more malicious
Like;
“ oh yeah
‘someone’
(Boomers
Or
(Corrupt)
Z-
Tried
to
kill
me
-
screw
holding
those
guys
accountable-
-
“Society’”
Can
deal
with
it”
Hey
-
that
was
something
-
But
the
light
music
needs
to
fuck
off
(Very
Light-
Ly-
)
. . .
Already premade?
Then it
was-
- Home-
[Seriously what
was I supposed to get from that ?
[Like her head bobbled
there was no emotion in eyes
[which is bad
considering she’s an adult
and should always have emotion
in her.
Eyes]
That
“head bobbling
talking
when
spoken
to...”
More befitting of a
child
-Reacting
upon
given
orders-
“Home?”
Okay?
Is Padme.. like
an arc
-h
it
ec
t?
(That sounded like something straight out
of a
bad
parent
In
an
Adop
tion
flix)
(If they were good
they wouldn’t
say it)
And Padme
Is not a
bad par-
She’s
His
Wife (Bo
-omer
humor
what’s
the
difference
can
go
right
to hell,)
Else-
Nothing
(?)
It’s the place you
live (?)
Why would you
name it?
(And some
thing so impersonal,”
Like not like the
“home that builds other homes,?”
(Since Padme =
Model arch
-tect?)
It’s
Fine...
(Just don’t know
why’d
you’d
name
it
that.)
Naboo
Am-
bassador
....
Also
Right
next to the glass fucking windows,
Oh,
God,
They’re still
supposed to be secret
right?
(Like, writers,
The
Scen-ery
Is contra-
dicting the themes)
Like just the, “they’re were supposed to keep the
secret,”
Then they should meet
In close
quarters no light
For thematic
appropriateness,
Perfect
Did the Ambassador...
Give the senator.
Clothes?
(Like isn’t that
seriously
offensive?)
Like;
“I don’t like your clothing
style?”
Like that’s pretty assumed authority
right
there
(Unless
they
were
really
close
friends)
Still..
Ballsy..
Five
Blossom
Bread
“Her
Spec
-ial
Ity,
Wouldn’t
it
be
her
preference-
?
Cause
she’s
not
cooking
Also this is feeling very
Boomer.
right
now;
The
Wife
Cooks;
(But (as) if there’s anything wrong with cooking
if she likes cooking
and likes
cooking
for all
others?
What are we going to get any
further
el-aboration
on
that?
‘Cause it feels
kinda boomer
right now,
Special-
Ity
Special- ty
Again,
stop questioning her
and let her do what makes her happy
Like seriously
You should be so head over heels
that you would listen to them talk about
nail polish for an hour.
(As in,
hearing them talk about paint dry would be interesting
Because they are so
fecking
cool
That’s
how
heavy
in the vibes
you should
be-
(Also what did the ambassador
give
her.. .?)
Makes...
Except for galactic
peace
[Boo]
[I know that was a
low blow,]
“Little,”
Oh
No
“Every
Day-”
Who ordered the small been to cook?
Just...wanna .. to talk,
And why is bring(ing) that tox
into the relationship
seen as a good thing
(Also productive interest surfaces
at 22, excessive after)
So, how young is
22?
(Because ...
)
“I’ve
Been
. Sav-”
Spec
Ial..
You
Know...
That’s
almost
ad-orable
What was
that
transition?
Bread.
Then
Chest
Hug...
Shouldn’t
she be
getting
the
bread?
(And the
cute-ness
come from them enjoying it together?)
With
You
Dude. ..
that was the moment
you wanted to lighten up
on the tone
.
(Not to the point of
being not adult,)
Put in a dreamy
complementary
‘I could hear you
.. talk about, anything”
Special
....
[WHAT ABOUT THE Bread?!]
I’m sorry,
but there was a lot of opportunity
for cute
But the tone...
was off
And-
[His pupils need to be wider
And the focus needs to be on that
That he’s so in love with
Amidala
(Whether
it’s
right or wrong,)
Her
Lan-guish
Ing
In
Un-
Con
Dit
Ion
al
(Romantic)
Love
More
Relax
-ed
Okay. .
That’s
a
building
And
a
reminder
...
Of
all
the-
-
They’re
enabling
One
less
day
to fix it
.....
Bank-ing
(Bank-he?
If
so,
good
consis-
tency-)
Discover
the truth
in this
matter
we must
What does that
have to do with the
other
Guy?
What..
Yoda..
must
Snoop
“I
Couldn’t,”
Obi-won
is down
to
snoop
...
Sen
a-tor
Am-idal
a
Good for
her
Not getting pulled into this
Jedi bullshit
‘Padme,...
‘What..
‘(muffled) Weneedyoutospyon
Clovis..
Change
her
mind
(Assumed auth-)
Hella
Tox. .
[Also, do the Jedi order
have a literally
no other
senators?
Like no one else
semi-willing to
Partake
In their
degeneracy?
(I mean
good for
them.)
Summon
...
He just left...
All-night
He’s on vaca
Or
shore leave
[Well at least he temporary went
No Contact with the abuser ]
Where..
He’s Amidala bodyguard
, right?
[like I know it’s implied that he went to
a bar or something..]
But
Like.. .
Who’s watching
Amidala
then?
On
the clock?
[In front of
a huge freakin window
[Scenery
/=/
Reason
To
Tor
-ped
O
You
have
to
pace
yourself,
writers!
Save the art
for the dramatic
Thematically
appropriate
scenes!
You’re hit-
ting that button
every five seconds !
Yeah
Standing beside a HUGE fucking window-
[i’m sorry the window-
thing really bothers me-]
Mostly because it screws
with the rest of the story!
[they shouldn’t be I
love our life and
everything
involved
in it,”
This
should
be,
“Oh I wish we could go
public, we’re so screwed if the
Jedi catch us,
It’s all about the
yearn-ing
[From
my knowledge
of the genre,]
“Me too,”
I love
keeping
our love a secret from everyone else
From
everyone else-
Only getting to see each other
on rare occasions
And living in terror
About my
Narc...
Authority
Ass-
umers..
Finding out about our relationship
and
shaming
me
[Great society
we live in,]
[Of my own
negli
gence..]
*Beep*
*Just
Not
-ic-ed
Jedi
Yeah, missed that detail
Like missing a lot of unrequited yearning
[For- bid
den-]
Love
In this
forbidden
“love” story
Supposedly
Seven..
So, why wasn’t it beeping
nonstop?
Also, Dick
move
Rais-ing him
on break
just to get some
tea..
De
-lay
Yeah, we’re just gloss-ing over that?
That Obi-Wan will literally send a
police brigade
If
Anakin
(An
Adult)
Doesn’t answer
him
(On
Break)
Damn,
That’s
tox
Must’ve
been
a
shit
childhood
-
With
Mister
authority
assumer
over
there
. . .
I’ve
been
Ducking..
...
Yeah that’s real
tox
Assumed authority
Expecting things
of others
(Apart
from
basic
human
decency)
There’s too much
tox
in this scene
for me to cover
But
seriously,
Yeet
the
authority
assumer..
Angry. .
As you
should
be..
At the authority
assumer..
...
“don’t think you could read my
mind,”
...yeah
(Yeah, but then again this is a relationship you’re supposed to be
vibing
Still a dick move he was like I know what
you’re thinking
But saying
it isn’t going to
fix the
problem
...
Per-formative
statements
Towards
The
Abuse-
Isn’t going
to fix the very
clear problem
If you want a healthy relationship
you’ve got a kick
them
And
act
accountably
Still a dick move
that he tried that though
“You shouldn’t take this
personally,”
We’re taking in this relationship
as the world around us
burns...
Where
you
expecting
roses,
[i’m sorry but this really doesn’t work in
an unrequited love story
(For-bidden]
“Duty
comes
first,”
Except
with
society
and
accountability
(He’s
not
noble)
It should be more so
in jest
When he says
“duty calls”
Having
noticeably
flaun-ted
the rules
knowledgeabl
-y
Every note
sardonic
Urgh
[They tried to play it
straight.]
Urgh
[This is just a badly
written love story,]
They’re
both
adults
[Or
should be
if you don’t
wanna get into
sexualization
of
children
territory,]
Neither is
in-
nocent
Either
is
un-knowledgeable
Or
Should
Ack
Dis-
-gus
t-
ing
-
No
Emotion!
None
what-
so- ever!
[That’s
how
you
know
-
it’s a good
love story
-
S/
Highly,
.....
.
....
Okay..
Sorry...
I’m late
....
....
Senator
Amidala
But
she won’t answer our calls...
Some-one
Yeah there’s like
50 other
senators
They
all
said
no...
...
Gen
Good
Friend(s
Seriously,
that’s not suspicious
Having non-mutual
friends is pretty common
As is
Ana-kin not knowing this
...
Obi-Wan
knock it off
You don’t
know anything
Nor was Sky
-walker’s
Be-havior
Anything different than a general
who just takes
An
advanced
interest
In
Targets
Point
Being;
This is a council of
snoopers that behavior isn’t a notable
Nor
worthy of the
eyebrow
raise. .
Know them, why would you
Cause, he’s a general?
Like, seriously
Is social
studies
forbid
den
In
The
Council
Of
Snoops?
(They are treating this
way more severe than it actually is]
Also Anakin’s screwed if
the council of hypocrites
Only
allows elder
-ly members.
to join
in the
gossip
circles
Asked
Yoda’s
A
Snoop.
-
Refuse.
-
Emotionally
manipulate
...
Your
girl
..friend
....
Conv-
Gas
Ligh
t-
Ing
Women
(Yes I use this because the
innocence tone
literally only
Acts up
More
Sever
Ly-
Around
Her)
Can’t
make
Their
Own
Dec-
isi
On
-
Er
I’m sorry but the whole tone is just
wrong
And none of this is
pres-
ented as a bad thing
Tone is
kept neutral
As if Anakin
still beholden to their
orders
And not
accountable
for their own actions
[and it’s been like this the
whole episode...
Like Amidala somehow the innocent flower that needs to be protected and corrected from her decisions
-and none of it is presented
creepily
[with the correct music choice or like this is toxically
en-courage
Ing
Som
e
one
to
be
a
dick
to
their
spouse
(Boomer-
term-
Partner)
Okay
-
Al
right
-
Time
for-
That is more like
an
adult
...
But
know
ledgeably
and intentionally
tox
In
“Good-
[Boomer!
Dear
Frick,
What
Cloveis
Why is Amidala
acting like
an
adult?
While Skywalker can’t even pull off
human?
Neither the
knowledg
ability of an adult
Nor
The
un-accountability
of a child
[An adult
would know
why she was angry
And
Any feigned ignorance
Toxic
Flirt
Here
Anakin‘s portrayed as too Stupid to Live
[For a
Sentient]
[This is a
Boomer comics
level stupid,
Like;
“Haha,
I don’t know
why my wife’s mad,”
[despite both being human and that being a
backhanded insult to both yours and hers humanity
-And
Developed
Sentience
As an attempt to avoid
accountability for
toxicity
Future does
n’t find it cute
mate
..Colleague
Reason
-able
“Old
Friend,”
Dude,
stop
Gas-
lighting-
To- gether
Oh yeah you can’t have male
friends
[Or
friends of
any
distinction]
How
Okay well at least he’s
acting as a bodyguard
So that
line might
make sense
That he’s worried
for her safety
And...
Accompanying
her
As
Such
Spy-ing
In the
Council
chamber
Me...
...
Council...
....
[Accoun-t-
ability!]
That-
Bull
Also that’s
just
gossip
That
-
You know- if she wants to play
she said he said so be it
Less so,
With the tone
refusing to hold Anakin accountable
And Amidala only acting like an adult,
For the
“shrew-ish wife,” joke
To make Anakin’s actions,
Which it refuses to hold to the same standard and adult tone,
Seem less terrible
And Male-
cious
Him
This is an open
aud-itorium
with people
clearly
floating
around,
You-
Loud
....
-
“Let
me,”
...
The
writers...
Didn’t earn
that...
.....
He seems
like a nice guy
[Like, yeah
standard
assumed
authority, but
personally he’s at least decent]
If just a
mix match
Okay never mind
it just got bad
His eyes
Weird shiny
Thing
Nope
-Wine
This
just
got
power
Run-
Not
in-tentionally
Good
Po
Liti
Cal
Definitely
political,
Nothing
‘bout
that
Both
Nope
Lady, red flags,
Red flags!
This is more like
the con
versation
between
Amidala and
Anakin
Should
be
like
If
the
writers
-
Had
the
balls
-
To write him like an
adult
Not
“Owo, too
Stupid
To
Live
Abom.
Un-less
Angry,”
Nope
You
Ena-
bling
[oh and ob-
viously slightly less evil,]
Old - Times
Don’t
Know
That was almost nice
If it,
didn’t completely dropped the ball
On the power thing
Now it’s just
spaghetti
Inconsistent
Character
reaction
Okay...
Right
On
one
hand
Anakin
has
nothing
to fear
because
dude
clearly
has more interest
in power
than his wife
Padme
That’s different
Dude,
Chill
While the characterization has been
inconsistent and shaky at best
Dude, clearly
Again,
Power
Dick
I fecking
hate both of them
Dude,
Doesn’t
Care
That
Much
Being
“a
more,
‘I can’t
believe
the
condition
of the
airplane,”
Than
“Feck’in
Don’t
Mind
Me,”
Like Anakin is being a
paranoid
dick
This dude.
Isn’t great
is toxic in his ambition.
Of auth
ority....
over
people
And
Padme...
This is just a
toxic
mess
. .
Ready
Dude, doesn’t have his own ship
and
Captain
...
Also, so
they’re taking
her
ship
...
That’s nice-
(The only initi-ative
This movie
has taken
other
than
portraying
Amidala
as a
shrewd
wife
—-
I
mean
the
insult,
Not any-
thing positive
about
being
shrewd
- -
Fly
Ship
- - -
What?
Like is it a greeting thing?
[Because dude
has shown
no interest]
Except
power
And Anakin is being way too
judge-mental
Clearly,
Nothing
Behind
It
And
Amidala
can
handle
herself
(As can
any
adult)
What-
Ass-hole
[put the
tri-umphant music back-
That wasn’t
cool]
Whelp
Blast
It
Yeah, if I suddenly had my arms and legs
restrained-
Also - I think
Amidala’s starting to pity him
[And
I am too]
Yeah like dude
a little too ambitious
You’re tormenting him
Or something that didn’t even seem
re-latively serious
And could’ve just been
kind of some weird
custom
[See-
Ing
as
dude
doesn’t
even
seem
remotely
interested,]
She’s
Tr-ying
Aw,
That’s
Nice-
At least he has some humor
Unlike,
Anakin
,Whelp
Right
Looks
like
a
de-ranged
superhero
-
Aight
Right
Also?
What?
Trophy
Wives?
Pri-viledge
That’s-
nice
-
Dod
Senator
Nice
Nice
...
Fresh
S tart..
What?
That was
Forced
Hope
...
Clovis
...
Second
Chances-
Again- what did he do?
Like, episode insists on
lambasting this guy...
On a Rumor
Mill...
And
something that happened when they were
kids.?
(I know it’s implied
relation-ship)
But, seriously?
“he didn’t take it well?”
Dude, has shown no
interest
Being about the
power
I half- convinced
“not taking it well,”
Was dude eating like a
pint of ice cream..
And, y’know
Just break
Up
Don’t
continue
to
lambaste
the
guy
Over
“Yoda”
The
Gossip’s
Pre-
Sence-
Years
Later
Tox.
Senator
Good,
everyone’s
being
friendly,
[Don’t fuck
it up
Anakin,”
Se-rvants
Oh
My
Bad-
So
the
uniform
Bus-iness
Sus
[but then again
he did
explicitly say
that
was why he was coming,”
And dude pretty smart for not wanting to be
gang-ed up
on
So inn-ocent
Enough
By
See, everything’s
completely
fine..
Nice..
See,
Normal
Droid-
Never mind-
But, seriously
How is that
a problem?
Specifically
Amidala’s
business?
When She doesn’t help stop the war either?
Also yeah
way to invite the senator
to your meeting..
Here
He
Right..
3po
Walk
...
Spy?
Also;
Good
for
her
What
...
Why?
...
...
Okay
...
Cy-
Showing
some
initiative-
Good
for
Lighting
Does-
n’t
necess
-arily
Make
him
evil..
...
Deal
Valid
Again..
Terr-
Ifying
wolf cub
Dude has no
teeth
Nor energy
for what
he’s
saying
Clovis
He
has
a
point...
.Planet
Again he’s an absolute
.doofus
...
Whelp
She didn’t see
that?
Or hear
that?
Like, they don’t have
any guards?
Here-
Ain’t the
Boss
Like, seriously
according to them
she just got lost;
Were you expecting her to stay in
her bedroom?
Lon-ely
?
My
Dear
That’s
Very
Nice-
Also,
they
legit
hid
behind
the
columns
...
In
their
own
house...
After telling her
they were having a meeting
This is a
“Did
you
get
lost?”
reaction
-worthy
Not
“Hid,
Pillars,”
Room
“Dressed
for dinner,”
That’s kinda
dick move
Unless...
it’s a custom..
Excuse
Why
only
him?
Dinner
Seriously
that’s just -
particularly
bad negotiations-
Reactions-
Right
Shh
Maybe I’m missing something..
...
I feel
Clovis
Have
To
They’re going to sell him
out?
Weak
-ness
Dude has just been
plain
friendly
this entire time
Like
No
In-
Poison
Amadela
Geez
-us
That went from
1 to 5!
Why?
Why not just plant the
plans on him?
Also that’s not necessarily a
rom-antic thing
Like doesn’t matter
who’s before me
I think I would care
whether a person lived or died
Even if
-grudgingly
(That’s a
human!)
Anti-dote
Again,
It’s still leaves the
rest
of whatever organization he’s in
And the concept of “duress,”
To
disqualify it
(Like so
far he’s just a spokesperson
; A Senator,
Yep,
Whelp,
?
Oh it’s that
ration
thing
. . .
In-side
Okay, Anakin took a chill pill
Good,
Whelp
Okay,
Senator
Light
Drink
Oh,
It
Is
A
Custom’s
Thing,
...
Good
Friend
...
Too
Disney
And with that weird
marriage thing in the back
*Spoof
-y
Acceptab
ly-
Just
Stand-
ing
Helpless-
Hapless
(More
accurate)
Drink
-
With
Me-
Aight
Whelp
Are we sure Clovis isn’t going to get drunk/
Poison
-Shit
-
Whelp-
-Nice
-Aight
Medic
-
To
Doofus
Look
At
Him;
Face of evil
Feckin Doofus..
Palace
Nothing
Too
Bad..
Truly..
Nice
But,
also;
Shouldn’t
take her
to a secluded area
After
Sick..
Night?
Order?
Au-
Sure-
Yes
A little weird
but ok
Right-
Right-
-
...
Good for you
....
Why?
Never mind jerk
Anakin is back?
Senator
Clovis
Private
Tour
No
it was just a tour,”
Everything there
was pretty friendly
Anakin’s gonna
....
There
it is.. though
actually sounds more like a guard.
Not too
Bad...
Warn her
*Advise
*Not too
bad
...
Aight...
Wait...didn’t it
already?
Returns
Argh-
Wait that’s not disgust
that’s headache
Okay...
Climate
Change
....
Ahah
ha-
(I’m
sorry,
that’s
so out
of place
...
It’s
Hi-
Lar-
Ious
Back...
Nice..
...
Nope
Aight
....
“I mean that
is childhood friend
Or friend
Except.
Factory...
It
Jedi
What-
Seems-
That’s
Nice-
Okay
Not sus.
picious at all?
. .
Padme
...
What?
[just put the drink down...
Say
That
Also hugs can be
platonic...
(No
Rom...)
Also good
skipped that
miscommunication
...
Aight
Racing
...
Even Dude knows when
to
Back
It...
Now...
Where did that come
from?
Like, seriously,
What-
Dude- She’s drugged
Padme-
Whelp-
Ouch
(Take care of yourself
before you take care of others
moral)
The tox
...literally killed her
Good,
Whelp
Neat,
Okay...
Weird
Boundaries are
good...
Medical
droid..
Smart
decision
Ex-
Good-
Cap-
Ack
nowledgemeant-
If
I-
Stupid plan-
-
No
Matter
They’re
negotiators-
Holo-
Poi-
Son
Ed-
Your-
Sen-
Spy
No shit
How did he know that?
Also;
Adorable
[The Republic Senator
I invited here
Might
not
like
the
Separatists?
Impossible!]
No-
Dude’s bordering on Himbo
(Corrupt)
But
Still
Trust
-ing
Right?
Okay. .
Right
...
Oh
...
She’s
dying..
Oof
That’s
Feck’in
Tame. .
Leave
Also, hey
He did
get the
antidote..
Good..
Library
Holo-gram
I honestly
-feel for the guy
Like, yeah he’s corrupt-
But so is
Padme
In terms
of
finishing the
war
With- his one thing-
Being
Friend
-ship
(Which
Padme
likely
knew,
And
she
betrayed
it
Like,
that’s
gotta
sting
-
More than the Senate
/Sep
art-
Ist-
-
Spy
Dude is acting pretty
tame-
-Republic
sides-
Are
Yeah..
Still betray
..ed his friendship
Like,
Those...
A different
layers of
shitty
.
Suppor-
ting a different sports
team
Steal-
Ing
Your
Friend’s
Merch,
To
Lambaste him in front of a crowd
...
(Best
comparison
I can
come up
with..)
Stole..
Senate
Great
...
Scheme
Dude, It was a manu
facturing business
Not like-
Dude, like how many
clone
insta-llations do they have?
He’s at least not
directly
Screwing
them over
Imm-ed
- iately
Get
Away
Dude, they were just talking about
their emotions...
“Live,”
Jedi from
-1 to 10-
Dude
Ha ha
Dude just stands there
Like,
What?
Who-
Me-
Yeah-
Don’t
get me
wrong?
But...
A
random pilot just came bursting into his room
Told him not to
touch
(Which
he
wasn’t-
You’d- be a little
‘who the heck is this guy?’
Why?
Should-
Sen-a-tor
Wrong-
She’s
Fine?
Now?
Like, to him
she’s just tired?
Nothing seems
noticeably off. .
Dy-ing
The
Medical droid?
Whaaaaat??
Take
Coursant
Dude, she’s been dying for like half an hour-
That-
He’s trying to be a good friend-
Out-
Dude, he just gave you
advice on how to get the antidote
Ain’t
Inter-
Sted-
Disc
Return-
And I’ll
get
Fair-
Good
[Honestly that comes across very concerned.]
Like imagine some random pilot dude
Just-
Broke
into the room
And said he was going to fight a dude
with
clearly
shady dealings
(Poison
up
his sleeve)
And very
likely guns...
You’d
Be like dude ‘hold up
(Note; Toxin
Logic- where
Author
-ity
Assum
-ed
Means
So
me-
thing,
I still
believe
they
could
both
take
this
guy)
But
Re-
ason- able
(Technically)
You can’t
Yeah
Like,
Dude,
I know
You
Have
Some
Acc-
But
This
Dude
Does-
n’t
-
-
“Kill,”
Nor-mally,
I’d say
‘accountability’
But they
actually made him a
relatively good sympathetic
villain
Like, yeah
that’s true
He could’ve
(Should’ve)
But
this
is
now
toxin vs. toxin
(aka.)
Like, already, he screwed himself and humanity over,
And
that’s
Kinda
Sad...
You can’t help hope that they get
held accountable
soon
To
stop
dig-
ging
...
The
Hole
...
They
dug
for
him
(self)
...
Not helped that he doesn’t really do anything evil
(Moderately upset button (N
-ot Be-zerk) when
Padme betrays his friendship
—-
Still...
Her life..
Aww.
Good friend
Clovis,
‘Love
Her,’
Pla-tonic
(What?
love can be platonic,
Dude
hasn’t shown any
real interest,”
(Seriously Padme has used the
“lonely” line so many times
Dude’s only
response;
Cool, let’s go on a trip
together (Bond
-ing)
Cool, let me take you to your
room (non- sexual)
No interest
-No energy -Neat
Lot
-Dot
Come
with
me-
Quickly-
Good-
-Neat-
Right-
Whelp
-Clovis
There are witnesses-
Just got him out of a
ultimatum-
Moved-
Auth-orities
Coursant
“Leave,”
Whelp-
Dead-
Damn,
Clovis,
Fucking,
1/10
Clovis,
SNAPPED
Boy’s
done
fucking
around - Don’t mess
With his friends-
[Seems
more
Anakin]
Pay this
Total
Weak-lings
Aww.
Even then
he’s nice
[Though
sounds
like a
goblin...]
Aight
...
...Mind
More
so voice. .
-Aight
Clovis- do
n’t fuck
Around.
Right
Dick-
Whelp-
Sur-vival
Skills
Dude
He did that under stress
of his friend dying-
Dick
Move-
Whelp-
Body guard was nowhere to be seen
With the
- eye path
There
Whelp-
There
He
Is.
Good.
Fair
Neat-
Dick-
Sorry-
“sorry, sorry for what?
Anakin wasn’t right about anything-
Isn’t deserving
of an apology-
....
But, They already knew it was
there...?
Success
No shit
Whoa
WHOA
WHOA!
Can-
We
Play-
That
Back-
“ I made you doubt me,”
What kind of
-gaslighting-?
?
- - -
Er-
The first
part
absolute
boomer mess
Middle;
Er-
Clovis’s
Struggle
With
Friend-
Ship?
Al-right
End?
Nope
In general,
The tone
is a
confused mess
* Clovis
a saving grace
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