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gildeddlily · 8 months
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watching cw!Anakin is like.. if straight then why so cunty?
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Kyalin Week Day 6
Prompt Chosen- Modern AU
Now, I know people are tired of hearing about the pandemic, however when I saw Modern Au as an option on there I just had to write Kyalin during quarantine... it was too tempting.
"We have to quarantine at home for two weeks, its mandatory." Kya explained.
"I want even at the hospital, how could I have gotten it?"
"Because I was at the hospital, I could have it, and spread it to you." Lin crossed her arms, releasing a dramatic groan.
"Come on Lin, I know it's not ideal, and I'm sorry, but look on the bright side. We get two weeks off, just the two of us. We could, you know, try that thing you mentioned the other night."
"That was you who mentioned that."
"Well you didn't shoot it down, so its both our ideas now." Lin sighed, pursing her lips and Kya wrapped her in a hug.
"Alright, but as soon as my two weeks are up I'm going back to work."
"Of course." Kya kissed her on the cheek, watching as Lin disappeared into the bedroom. Her eyes panned the apartment, it looked like it could use a clean, so she got to work.
"What are we going to do for food?" Lin asked, staring into the empty fridge.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, Kya, we have no food in here." Kya came up behind her, placing her chin in the nook of her neck, frowning at the sight of the fridge light that illuminated nothing but the shelves.
"We eat out too much. I can call Tenzin maybe he can bring us some supplies."
"No, Tenznin will bring us a very selective diet and If I'm going to be in here for two weeks then I need real food. You know Kya, these abs don't feed themselves." Kya raised an eyebrow, moments away from kissing Lin, when the earthbender pulled out her phone.
"Mako? Okay... okay... look, I'm out for two weeks. Try not to start a gang war while I'm gone. I need you to do something for me."
"Tell him to get KitKat!" Kya said, Lin raised a finger, telling Mako to get a pen and paper.
"You ready?" Lin asked him, and began to fill him in on their grocery desires.
"Pretzels too! I could use pretzels right about now..." Lin added pretzels to list of demands. Finally when they were satisfied with the list, they hung up the phone.
"He says he'll be around in an hour. He went to get Asami because he's never gotten groceries on this scale before."
"Smart."  Kya smiled up at Lin, who was checking her phone. "So..." Kya said, drumming her fingers on the counter, "what should we do for an hour?" Lin looked up, putting her phone face down on the counter.
"Well you're practically undressing me with your eyes."
"Am not!"
"Oh yeah?. What color bra do I have.on today?" Kya pursed her lips, thinking.
"White."
"Wrong, black."
"What? No.I remember this morning you-" she stopped as Lin pulled open her flannel, revealing the black bra she was indeed wearing.
"You tricked me." Lin smirked, walking around the counter and planting a kiss on Kya's lips.
"I have some paperwork to get done, call me when Mako gets here." Lin smirked as she walked off, and Kya glared at her, running her tongue over her teeth. Thinking about how there's no one else she'd rather be quarantined with.
Mako knocked, letting them know their things were outside their door, as per standard, they waited until the two kids had left before picking up their things, Lin put four bags on her arms, gesturing for Kya to take the remaining two. She put the stuff on the counter, and watched as Kya took the time to wipe everything with Lysol.
"Kya," Lin said seriously, "are you worried at all? About this whole thing?"
"Like being quarantined? No not all."
"No, not that, I mean more like the pandemic in general."
"Oh. I haven't really thought about it, but yeah, I guess I am. I'm worried about mom, I know she's safe as she could be in the south pole, but this isn't how I want her to go. Are you worried about Toph?"
"Are you kidding me? The woman couldn't die if she tried!" They laughed, and Lin put her hands behind her, gripping the edge of the counter. "In all serious, I'm more worried about the people, the news says the unemployment rate has sky rocketed in the last few days."
"Lin?" Kya asked, putting the wipes down. "We're good right? Financially?"
"Oh dear, of course. I've been working for thirty years, saved up as much as I could not to mention my share of the Beifong fortune... its not me I worry about."
"Mako?"
"Yeah."
"He'll be alright, we won't let anything happen to him. I bet Asami and Korra already have a plan for him that he's completely unaware of in case things go south." Lin smiled and Kya lifted her lips to Lin's scarred cheek.
"Come on," she said, "help me put this stuff away."
The two of them cooked together for supper, and Lin almost forgot what it was like to be home for supper, let alone to cook it.
"Okay I think I got it," Kya said, lifting the spoon to her mouth.
"Kya, that's the stirring spoon you can't lick it and put back."
"Oh yeah? Watch me." Kya drew her tongue over the spoon, maintaining eye contact with Lin and causing her to blush. Lin gulped, breaking the eye contact and Kya returned the spoon to the pot, stirring the sauce again. Lin went for the sink, grabbing Kya's butter as she went past.
"Lin!" She yelped, swatting her girlfriend playfully on the shoulder.
"I didn't do anything!"
"Yeah right!"
"I swear!" Kya narrowed her eyes, seeing through Lin's weak attempt to hide a smile.  Lin set the salad and the bread on the table, ordering the plates and glasses across form each other, lighting a candle in the center.
"Whats going on?" Kya asked, looking at Lin's arrangement.
"I figure, since we're here, I might as well make up for all the date nights I've had to reschedule, or cancel, and never got around to it." Kya looked at her thoughtfully, putting her pot on the table.
"You're telling me I've been on a date this whole time and didn't know?"
"Yep. Surprise," Kya stifled a laugh and sat across from Lin, staring at the other girl lovingly.
"Well, you should know I don't usually go home with someone on the first date."
"Well good thing its not the first date then." Kya raised her eyebrows, her eyes still locked with Lin as she brought a piece of food to her mouth. Lin caught Kya up on everything in her life, the abnormally quiet Pice Chief talked on and on, and Kya listened, absorbing every word of it.
"Kya?"
"Hmm?"
"Are you finished?"
"Oh, yeah,' she said, sitting up. Lin took her plate, and Kya admired her from behind.
"Lin," she said, "put the dishes down."
"What?"
"We'll do them tomorrow. Please, just kiss me already."
"What if you have Covid?" Kya chuckled.
"Then we'll both have it anyway." She pushed herself off her chair, meeting Lin halfway across the kitchen, their lips meeting in an epic dance. Kya jumped, wrapping her legs around Lin's waist and the metalbender's hands found places underneath Kya's thighs to hold her. Lin set her on the kitchen counter, pushing her abdomen in between Kya's legs.
"Been a while since we've done this," Lin admitted between breaths.
"We haven't had time."
"Well, now we have two weeks to make up for it." Kya smiled as Lin's lips clashed with hers again.
"I love you," Kya whispered.
"I love you too."
1 week of quarantine
"Wait so what happened in the last movie?" Kya asked, just to get a rise out of Lin.
"Kya, were you even paying attention? Qui Gon and Obi-wan, master and Padwan head to the desolate planet of Tattooine where they-"
"Lin, I'm kidding." Lin rolled her eyes and Kya cuddle in close, reaching her arm over into the popcorn bowl on Lin's lap.
"Don't do that again or I'll spoil it for you." Kya laughed, pressing a light kiss on Lin's cheek. When Kya had mentioned she'd never seen a Star Wars movie, Lin had organized a rather professional viewing of them all, in chronological order. Kya would much rather be doing something else, but she could see how excited Lin was to watch them with her, so she did. All the good (and bad) the movied had to offer.
"Whos that?"
"Anakin."
"The little boy?"
"Yeah, there's a time gap."
"Wow, he's so grown up."
"Just you wait," Lin said, placing a fistful of popcorn in her mouth. Befoee the movie could get any further, the phone rang, and Lin got up to answer it, letting the movie play for Kya.
"Hello? Pema is that you? Hmm? No we are just- really? Is everyone okay?" Kya sat up, looking over at her girlfriend with concern.
"Theres a breakout at the air temple," Lin whispered to Kya.
Oh no, poor Pema. I hope Rohan is okay.
"Is Tenzin there? Okay, well, try to stay calm, please Pema! Where's Jinora? Put her on the phone." Lin tapped the counter, waiting for the eldest of the Airbender kids to come to the phone.
"Jinora? Is everyone okay? Ikki has it? You need to keep her away from the others, don't let Rohan out of his room, and please, try to keep you're mother calm until your father gets home tomorrow. Yes... I love you too Jinora, good bye, as soon as we can leave we'll come down there." Lin put her phone on the counter with a sigh, and Kya ran up to her.
"We have to go, I can help them!" Kya pleaded.
"No, dear, we can't help them. If we go there we are just exposing ourselves to it, and I don't like to admit but we aren't exactly spring pig-chickens anymore Kya." Kya frowned, crossing her arms.
"Lin, they are our family."
"I know Kya, but we can help them by staying here, and staying healthy. Don't forget we can be incarcerated for leaving." Kya growled, scrunched her nose and Lin reached her hand out on the counter.
"One more week to go, we got this. Remember what you told me, try to enjoy it."
"Pretty sure I said we could try that technique from that movie where I use waterbending to-"
"Well I paraphrased it." Kya's lips formed a smile, and her heart melted at the soft look Lin was giving her.
"Come on," she said, "let's watch this movie." Lin nodded and the two of them returned to the sofa, Kya resting her head on Lin's lap, her hair being tousled by the police chief. Every so often she'd look up at Lin, who was absolutely enticed by the movie, even though she said it was 'the worst one.' She fell asleep before the end, and Lin let Kya stay there long into the night, moving her only once her own bladder couldn't take it any longer, placing her in their bed. Kya groaned softly, rolling over and pulling all the blankets for herself. Lin crawled in behind her, still holding her in her arms.
3 Days until the end of quarantine.
"Kya, I know you've lost all sense of time, but you need to put clothes on."
"Whats the point? No one comes, no one goes. No one sees me. No one knows..."
"If you start speaking in poetry again I'm locking you in the bathroom."
"Go ahead, at least there I hear the voices from the drain." Kya groaned, flopping onto the couch face first. Lin sighed.
"Do you.... need to talk?" Lin almost choked on the words, but it got Kya's attention and she sat upright.
"I've always been an extrovert Lin. Im a people person and now that the people in my life have been removed... I'm just a person." Lin pursed her lips, she hadn't thought about it like that before. She had always been reserved, truthfully quarantine had been easy for her, she did daily workouts, reading... other stuff with Kya. But Kya couldn't be on her phone for more than half an hour without needing a change of space.
"I don't know how to help you with that..." Lin started, "but I can... give you a hug?" Kya smiled sadly and walked up to Lin, forgetting her nudity and hugging her.
"Lets go on the porch for a bit," Kya said, "I need some air."
"You're going to have to put some clothes on then, I don't think the neighbors will appreciate your tits being out the same way I do." Kya laughed, looking down at her torso.
"Oh they would. But fine. I'll put on some clothes, but you better be the one taking them off later."
"I wouldn't have it any other way." Kya grinned, satisfied with that, before she could dissappear into the bathroom however, Lin called to her.
"Oh, Kya!"
"Yes sweetheart?"
"Maybe we can try that thing you mentioned last week." Kyas eyes went wide, and Lin smirked.
"This is why, I love you Lin Beifong."
"I love you too. Now go get dressed, we're going to miss the warmest part of the day." Kya sped off, and Lin watched her go, the same gentle smile pulling at the corners of her lips. I could be quarantined with her for the rest of my life, and I'd never get bored. When Kya returned, she skipped onto the porch, and Lin used her bending to extend the available area for the moment. Kya sat at the edge of the concrete, letting her feet hang over the edge, humming a gentle tune. Lin sat next to her, her lips pursed in indecision.
"Kya," she said, drawing the waterbenders crystal blue eyes to her. "When this is over, we should get married." Kyas eyes widened, and for a minute Lin thought she scared her, but then she was pulled into the most passionate kiss of the their relationship, nearly sending both of them to the ground below.
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Shadowhunters Season 2 Episode 7 Thoughts- Notes
Do these people not feel themselves wanting to move to the side for no reason?
Ooh Valentine knows that Clary can make runes now
Who is this? Since when is he going after Clary
What's the ringing
AHHH LOOK AT MY BABIES PORTALING TOGETHER
THEY WENT TO GET SUSHI AH
SUCH CUTE BANTER
AAHHHH I THOUGHT THEY WENT TO ACTUAL JAPAN FOR THAT OMG MAGNUS IS TREATING HIS BOO GOOD YAS
AAHHHHH ALEC GOT HIM SOMETHING
IS IT THE ARROW NECKLACE?!
ITS NOT BUT THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE TOO
ARE THEY GONNA KISS
WHOEVER THE FUCK JUST COCKBLOCKED THEM CAN CHOKE
OMFG ITS JACE
I HATE JACE
Aww Alec is jealous by Casanova. It's okay baby he's with you now
OMG MAGIC FROM MAGNUS YAY
THIS MUSIC IS LIT
Who the fuck has a CD player though
OH FUCK ALBERTO ROSENDA'S ABS
BLESSED
NO YOU LOOK FINE AS FUCK SIMON HOT DAMN
WHY THE FUCK YOU JEALOUS CLARY YOUVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN INTERESTED IN HIM BEFORE
YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK FOR HER PERMISSION SIMON YOU'RE YOUR OWN PERSON
"No that's unacceptable I'm your only friend it's in the bylaws" DYING- ME OMG Clary has such good moments
SIMON IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND HE CARES SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE HIM
SIMON WILL DROP EVERYTHING FOR HER NO ONE DESERVES HIM
I LOVE SIMON SO MUCH
Wtf is that- why does she just have runes pop up like a bat signal wtf
SUCH SOFT KISSES
FUCK ME UP
WHAT THE FUCK PHONE
THIS BITCH ASS BAT SIGNAL CAN FUCK OFF
MAGNUS AND ALEC JUST WANNA BE CUTE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
I LOVE MAGNUS HE GETS THAT ALEC HAS TO BE A SHADOWHUNTER AND ISNT A WHINY BITCH #BLESSED
DISGUSTED
DID I ASK FOR A HETERO SEX SCENE UMM NO
UUGGGHHH DAMN IT THE SCENE OF ALEC WALKING INTO THE BEDROOM IS THIS I DONT WANT THIS
"I'm a little tied up" WELL SO WAS ALEC BUT HE'S DOING HIS FUCKING JOB JACE FUCK YOU
"You're welcome to join us" first of all, ew. Second, he's gay. Third, that's his fucking brother wtf.
JACE CAN SHUT HIS DIRTY FUCKING MOUTH STOP BEING A BITCH TO YOUR BROTHER
ALEC DONT DESERVE THIS
BUT DAMN HIS ABS LOOK GOOD
Jace is being a little bitch that's what's going on
Wow Izzy is being irrational
I get that you feel hurt but Clary was just doing what she was told
Izzy, we get that you've done a lot for her but being mean is not helping
Izzy sounds like a jealous girlfriend
Fucking yin fen
Glasses girl is getting too much attention
Wow Izzy is just being a bitch to everyone
Oh it's withdrawal
Poor Izzy
Cleo- wtf
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AHHH MAIA AND MAGNUS ARE FRIENDS 100% HERE FOR THIS
Didn't Magnus say he wasn't going anywhere. I don't want him to just wait around but like
"It's a gift. Can't remember the last time someone bought me one" NOOO MAGNUS! YOU DESERVE TO BE CHERISHED WITH LOVE AND GIFTS! I GET THAT YOURE A WARLOCK AND CAN GET YOURSELF BASICALLY ANYTHING BUT ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS YA KNOW
AHHH MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE SO CUTE
NOO IZZY DONT GO TO DRUG DEALERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AND MAGNUS IS GONNA SEE AND TELL ALEC
OR NOT TELL HIM THEN ALEC WILL FIND OUT AND BE HURT
NOOO THIS IS A BAD SITUATION
IZZY, HE KNOWS THAT YOURE A LIAR
JEM WTF WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS UP
DID I ASK
THE PAIN OMG MY HEART
MAGNUS KNOWS WHATS GOING ON AND HES GONNA TELL ALEC
PLEASE TELL ALEC HE NEEDS TO KNOW
It's possible because she has angel blood
OOH SIMON LOOKS SO GOOD
OMG TWO HOURS EARLY MY NERVOUS BABY
Izzy, are you really going to ask SIMON for drugs? Really?
Okay Izzy, calm the fuck down. You're really asking him to feed off you? You're fucking crazy
Okay good, she heard how crazy that was coming from Simon
OOH ALEC'S CALLING HE KNOWS
THANK GOD MAGNUS TOLD HIM
Who's just bleeding on the floor?
ITS HER
SHE CUT HERSELF TO LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM
CONNIVING BITCH
How did she know to go here
Luke doesn't trust her
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SHE GOOD HIM A BLOODY MARY SO SWEET
HES SO CLUMSY MY BABY
SHES OKAY WITH HIM BEING AWKWARD
OMFG THEYRE SO CUTE
Jace, what the fuck are you doing here
Why are you crashing his date? Fuck off
Wow, Jace is fucking all the downworlders
"I spit in one" I LOVE MAIA
YOU DONT NEED HIS "ADVICE" SIMON
"Will you be my Obi-Wan" FUCKING NERD I LOVE HIM
YES CALL HER OUT LUKE
LIKE ISNT HAVING THIS SHIT AND I AM WITH HIM ON THIS
OMG CLARY IS SMART SHE KNOWS ONLY VALENTINE CALLS HER CLARISSA MY GIRL SO OBSERVANT- PROUD
I'm with Luke, turn her in
Literally who is attracted to you though? Hm Jace?
Simon thought he was pointing behind him lol he's so cute
HIS HAIR IS FUCKING NICE SHUT YOUR MOUTH JACE
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHIT JIMON OMG
SIMON IS SO CUTE FUCK OFF JACE
UGH JACE IS DISGUSTING SIMON IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS FUCK OFF
UGH ITS THE SHAPESHIFTING RUNE AGAIN UUUGGGGHHHH
THAT PART WAS FUCKING POINTLESS FUCK OFF JACE GO BACK TO YOUR SEELIES
Literally where is Aldertree to shut Izzy's shit down
DID MAGNUS NOT TELL HIM?
MAGNUS!!!
OMG ALEC TALKING TO IZZY ABOUT SEX FUCK ME UP
MY BABY VIRGIN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SO PRECIOUS AND WHOLESOME
HE'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE MY BABY
YES! Do NOT overthink it!
Yes, you overthink things all the time
IZZY'S SUCH A GOOD LITTLE SISTER I LOVE HER
SHES FALLING APART BUT IS STILL HELPFUL AND CARING UGH
I JUST WANT HER NOT TO BE ADDICTED TO DRUGS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
"Pretty cold blooded. Turning your sister over to the clave" fuck that bitch she can choke
CLARY WTF
YOU TASERED LUKE
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CLARISSA
THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU DO
LISTEN TO YOUR DAD
CLARY OMG THE FUCK
BETRAYAL
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That's either a shapeshifting Jace or a really off Simon
Why are you being an asshole
She's interested in the things you are there's no reason to change yourself wtf
She's being so nice to you don't fuck this up Simon
Maia's face looks so hurt
SEE SIMON YOU FUCKED UP
MAGNUS' APARTMENT! YES YES YES!!!
ALEC, YES BUT SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
MAGNUS COMMUNICATING IS MY KINK
MY BABY OMG HES IN LOVE FUCK ME UP
HE DOESNT WANNA LOSE HIM AFTER SEX AWWW FUCK ME UP MY BABY LOVES HIM AND CARES ABOUT HIM
HE DOESNT WANNA RUSH IN AND I AGREE
ALEC- DONT DO THAT BITCHY THING WHERE YOU GET PISSED THAT PEOPLE ARENT DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU OKAY
LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND
OMG MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE GIVING ME SUCH MIXED FEELINGS
YES BECAUSE MALEC
NO BECAUSE ITS TOO SOON
AAGHGHHHHH
Alec has two ways of thinking- too much and not enough. He needs to find that middle ground because right now he's not thinking at all
"You're not the only one that feels vulnerable" MY HEART
ALL IT TOOK WAS "Clary, she's in trouble" TO GET YOU TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB?! REALLY JACE?!
THE RINGING IS THE ANGELS ISNT IT
OMFG IT IS
OHHH THAT GUY'S AN ANGEL AND HE'S DOING THE RINGING TO CLARY I GET IT NOW
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OMG CLARY KNOWS THAT SHE HAS ANGEL BLOOD NOW
OOH SHIT THE STORM IS COMING
IZZY WTF ARE YOU DOING
OH GOD IZZY NO
YES SIMON IS BEING NOT A DOUCHEBAG LIKE JACE #BLESSED
"In love with your best friend?" MAIA GETS IT I LOVE MAIA
"Why not just tell Clary how you feel" BECAUSE THATS SCARY MAIA AND WE DONT WANT CLIMON
MAIA SPEAKS SUCH WISDOM OMG I LOVE HER
DAMN THEY WERE CUTE TOGETHER
Omg that fight scene was unnecessary she just hit him in the face like 5 times and nothing happened
Okay that sky looks fake AF
This fight scene is better than the others. The lighting is shit but the choreography is okay
Just shoot him Luke. Then it'll all end
"How you stole Jocelyn and turned her against me" OMG ARE YOU STILL ON THAT OMFG GET OVER IT
IM WITH HER PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
"Think about what will happen to your sweet baby sister" fuck that bitch she's a traitor. End this now Luke
I TOLD YOU TO END IT
SHE DID IT HES FREE
Why did he show them this weird premonition about the devil getting the soul sword. If you wanted to say Valentine just show Valentine
IS THAT IT
WTF HAPPENED WITH MALEC
DID THEY FRICK FRACK?!
I GOTTA KNOW
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PREVIEW
SIMON IS GONNA CONFESS HIS FEELINGS OMG
MAIA AND SIMON KISS HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT YES
ALEC TOLD JACE WHAT?! IM HERE FOR JACE BEING PROTECTIVE BUT WTF HAPPENED?! DID THEY NOT FRICK FRACK?! DID ALEC WANMA FRICK FRACK THEN GET HURT WHEN MAGNUS DIDNT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!!!!
OMFG MARYSE WTF THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NO WAY SHES TALKING TO ALEC RIGHT?! SECOND- WHAT THE FUCK CLARY WHATS GOING ON?!
WHY IS ALEC STANDING ON THE LEDGE OF THE ROOF?!
SHOOK AS A BOOK HOLY SHIT I AM NOT READY
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Clone Wars    Senate Spy
       Season 2 Episode 4
Yea,      This     Sound    -s     Good
  A true heart should never     be doubted
    True-
    Doubt     is generally a bad thing
     You’re either certain a person’s an          asshole
       Or not
        (Gosh darn it is this going to be in Asoka episode?)
             I just get that feeling
        ......
         Anyway,
“Treachery        in         the     Senate”
    So a      Tuesday         (I will     not make     any more     political     jokes)
     Senator
    Tak          Ing         Part...
     Oh no he hang out            ....
        with the wrong clique!
         Of enablers!
          (It’s so petty              but makes               sense
            Like;              Seriously
       Is Obi-Wan              Going               to walk over there?
       And            be like;
      ‘Heard you were hanging out with grievous..
                         don’t?
   They’re         grown       adults...
                           (This is why we do accountability)
     Like       they’re even framed like a       cliche
     [Narrator             Voice;
         ‘this is me and my            clique,
          That’s-
            ____...”
           Pffft
           Also, hey
          Watton-boar’s                 In                 Prison!
           No             Ret-cons!
         (I thought that           episode was           relatively good!)
          “Conspiracy,” 
            Do you mean  he thinks they’re               peanuts?
            Or “Plot,”?
           As in he’s           plotting to destroy         them?
      Senator            From           Skipp-io          (We          have             to read              his text             messages!)
        [Okay, that’s the last          joke, but            Seriously,           the           military            gives a shit            what this guy             thinks?]
     And what.          happens       if he answers             “yes”,             (Or decides to say to stay            neutral?]
        Don’t really           have a plan             for that
       [Or is this you didn’t join our cliques so you get to spend the night in         prison,]              Rules?
          Spy?
         How is not blasting every detail of your communications     “spying?”
         Like that’s pretty lambasting for kid                Who’s crime-
      -Wait            what did he even do?
       [Think Yoda’s             snooping again,]
         Mean-while
           Anakin               Sky-     Walker
             That’s a pretty              posh looking hotel                           (Makes sense                 for a senator)
          -Coruscant
        Okay,              so he’s not there,
         “Lengthy,”
       Isn’t he supposed to be            her bodyguard?
       Lead-ing
      Leading fecking,            what,  mate?
         - Get a                    Boomer Bait promotion?
       Because they treated him like                                                     shit last time I checked
      Like          he’s        below        Obi-Wan-
“Now      he    returns,”
  Okay,
  Clearly wasn’t that    important
    With his        wife...
    Yeah...
    Did the      writing get any better(?)
    (Preferably not quasi(?)
    ....
  -Anakin
   - Oh
    ...
    Hasn’t       spoken          a         word
...But
     I         guess        that’s        Ok-ay
   What       do      they      have        in    common?
   What          do       they        like,           About          Each          Other?   
      (I mean             they’re going to have to spend some time in silence
        Looking adoringly              At the               Other                  Person-               Talk-               About                  The               Thing...
           Where’s                  the                 vibing?
             Dinner...
             Padme’s                  tone                      is                   way                      too                   uneven...
                  And                          A                      Question?
                     I’ve                     covered                       before                         but..
                    Questions                          are                          sign                           of                         distrust
         (She              seems                 ner              vous)
                         If                           you                           trust,                           your                          partner                             says                           their                              thing                             you                             say                            yours                                . . .                            And you just                                vibe
                           (Or you                                don’t)
                             Cargo                                 Freighter
                              Military                                transport
                                See?
                                   Dis                                      -trust
But   more   import   -antly        how       are       they                                ....      Avoiding        the        war?
       Like dude I’m pretty sure this was           tox before it              began?
           To abandon                  your productive                            And account                   -able                    Res-                     Pons                    Ibil                    ities?
                Like, even                 as-suming,                    (In the best                  cir- cumstances)                      They’re                           Entertain-ment                       focuses                        purely,                       Shouldn’t                        they                        have                       waited                         for                          the                        all                        clear?
Their      Gen    Leader       to       fix       everything       up?
  (There are blaring signs here that say         things are not alright,)
                                   These                                        two                                        are                                        far                                        from                                      innocent                                          (And por-)                                           Point                                          being                                             there                                             should                                              be                                               a                                               lot                                                Less                                            “Innocence”                                                Lot                                                 More;                                                 “We                                             shouldn’t                                                   do                                                     this,”                                                   To                                                     “I                                                   Don’t                                                   Care,”                                                       To                                                     “So                                                        -Bad,”                                                          [On                                                           Both                                                             Sides                                                          - Looking at you                                                               Amidala’s                                                                Char-                                                                ara                                                                  cter                                                                 Iza                                                                 Tion-                                                                  She’s                                                                   Not                                                                 Anymore                                                                   In-nocent                                                                     Than                                                                   Sky-                                                                    Walker-
                                                                    - In this af                                                                           -fair
                                                             And                                                                 harps                                                               should                                                                definitely                                                                  not be                                                                 playing
                                                               Over                                                                   one                                                                     of                                                                    the                                                                most                                                               severe                                                                rule                                                               break                                                                you                                                               can                                                               do
                                                          (Besides                                                               Gen                                                              -erational                                                               over                                                                     lay)
                                                         (It’s not                                                              cute)
                                                               It                                                                   isn’t                                                                    the                                                                 enabling                                                                       (Self                                                                        Less-                                                                power                                                                     of                                                                    love
                                                               This                                                                       is                                                                     purely                                                                   selfish                                
                                                            And should have clear “fuck society”                                                                 overtones (know                                                               ledg                                                                       ab                                                                       L                                                                     -e-
                                                                  [As                                                                   Adults.                                                                   ..]                                                                    . The     alter   -native         far        more      disturbin     g
   (A con-      versation      about        the          Over        sex       ualization           of      children-         And how         you      should      definitely           not         be      playing        harp       music        over        it
-is not a    con   -versation      I wanna       have with     this      movie
   But it won’t    commit     to      either        tone
 Dis-   turbingly!
  (Any way.     .)
   “It      blew       up”
Dude   you’re   supposed      to      be      making    sure     things      didn’t     stagnate      or         get       tox
 That should be   pain-     ted as a lot more malicious
Like;             “ oh yeah       ‘someone’      (Boomers          Or       (Corrupt)             Z-           Tried          to           kill         me            -         screw       holding        those            guys      accountable-             -        “Society’”        Can          deal            with                it”
        Hey               -                  that               was                        something                  -                  But              the             light             music               needs                to                fuck                 off                 (Very               Light-            Ly-            )           . . .
     Already premade?
           Then it   was-
         - Home-
          [Seriously what    was I supposed to get from that ?
         [Like her head bobbled  
         there was no emotion in eyes             [which is bad     considering she’s an adult 
 and should always have emotion                               in her.                      Eyes]
          That           “head bobbling           talking             when              spoken                 to...”    
          More befitting of a   child
        -Reacting   upon      given      orders-
   “Home?”
    Okay?
      Is Padme.. like     an arc    -h        it      ec       t?
  (That sounded like something straight out      of a    bad    parent        In    an       Adop      tion        flix)
   (If they were good      they wouldn’t         say it)
    And Padme        Is not a          bad par-        She’s         His         Wife (Bo     -omer          humor         what’s           the      difference         can          go          right            to hell,)
       Else- 
     Nothing             (?)
        It’s the place you            live (?)          Why would you     name it?
      (And some     thing so impersonal,”
       Like not like the        “home that builds other homes,?”            (Since Padme =        Model arch       -tect?)
      It’s           Fine...
     (Just don’t know       why’d         you’d         name            it        that.)
    Naboo       Am-        bassador
   ....   
    Also
   Right    next to the glass fucking windows,
 Oh,        God,
  They’re still       supposed to be secret        right?
  (Like, writers,        The           Scen-ery                Is contra-       dicting the themes)
     Like just the,  “they’re were supposed to keep the     secret,”
     Then they should meet           In close         quarters no light
      For thematic           appropriateness,
        Perfect
       Did the Ambassador...              Give the senator.                  Clothes?               (Like isn’t that               seriously               offensive?)                Like;                “I don’t like your clothing          style?”
           Like that’s pretty assumed authority        right      there
   (Unless        they        were        really        close       friends)
      Still..   
      Ballsy..
      Five        Blossom        Bread
   “Her        Spec        -ial           Ity,       Wouldn’t         it         be        her       preference-
   ?
 Cause        she’s         not      cooking        Also this is feeling very      Boomer.   right       now;         The        Wife         Cooks;       
   (But (as) if there’s anything wrong with cooking        if she likes cooking         and likes         cooking      for all      others?
    What are we going to get any      further    el-aboration         on        that?   
‘Cause it feels      kinda boomer      right now,
   Special-          Ity
 Special- ty       Again,    stop questioning her      and let her do what makes her happy
   Like seriously      You should be so head over heels     that you would listen to them talk about      nail polish for an hour.    (As in,      hearing them talk about paint dry would be interesting
  Because they are so        fecking            cool
      That’s          how           heavy        in the vibes         you should           be-
      (Also what did the ambassador     give      her.. .?)
    Makes...
     Except for galactic     peace
 [Boo]
[I know that was a     low blow,]
  “Little,”         Oh          No
 “Every        Day-”
     Who ordered the small been to cook?
      Just...wanna .. to talk,
        And why is bring(ing) that tox                into the relationship            seen as a good thing
    (Also productive interest surfaces     at 22, excessive after)
  So, how young is        22?
   (Because ...     )  
   “I’ve         Been          . Sav-”
     Spec            Ial..
      You            Know...
      That’s          almost          ad-orable              What was          that           transition?
        Bread.         Then             Chest           Hug...
        Shouldn’t             she be            getting                  the               bread?
            (And the               cute-ness                  come from them enjoying it together?)
             With                   You
             Dude. ..            that was the moment           you wanted to lighten up               on the tone                  .      (Not to the point of        being not adult,)  
   Put in a dreamy       complementary       ‘I could hear you          .. talk about, anything”
     Special             ....   
     [WHAT ABOUT THE Bread?!]
      I’m sorry,           but there was a lot of opportunity            for cute
             But the tone...              was off
              And-
 [His pupils need to be wider         And the focus needs to be on that
   That he’s so in love with          Amidala
     (Whether             it’s             right or wrong,)
        Her            Lan-guish              Ing                In                Un-              Con              Dit               Ion               al                (Romantic)            Love            More   
      Relax  
    -ed
 Okay. .
  That’s           a   building
  And       a    reminder           ...
   Of        all      the-        -            They’re     enabling
   One      less        day        to fix it            .....
   Bank-ing      (Bank-he?                If         so,         good       consis-      tency-)
Discover        the truth    in this    matter      we must
   What does that     have to do with the           other         Guy?
     What..
    Yoda..     must          Snoop
  “I         Couldn’t,”
    Obi-won          is down         to        snoop              ...
    Sen         a-tor  
 Am-idal            a
     Good for       her
  Not getting pulled into this       Jedi bullshit      ‘Padme,...
 ‘What..
‘(muffled) Weneedyoutospyon      Clovis..
    Change            her        mind
        (Assumed auth-)
            Hella                      Tox. .
  [Also, do the Jedi order          have a literally           no other         senators?
Like no one else      semi-willing to        Partake           In their  degeneracy?
(I mean   good for    them.)
 Summon
  ...
 He just left...
        All-night
He’s on vaca
  Or     shore leave
[Well at least he temporary went    No Contact with the abuser ]
  Where..
  He’s Amidala bodyguard      , right?
  [like I know it’s implied that he went to    a bar or something..]
 But       Like.. .
 Who’s watching    Amidala             then?
 On    the clock?
 [In front of    a huge freakin window
 [Scenery          /=/         Reason           To          Tor          -ped            O
     You         have           to         pace     yourself,      writers!
     Save the art         for the dramatic             Thematically              appropriate               scenes!
           You’re hit-          ting that button          every five seconds !
            Yeah
     Standing beside a HUGE fucking window-
           [i’m sorry the window-             thing really bothers me-]
           Mostly because it screws              with the rest of the story!
           [they shouldn’t be I                    love our life and                      everything                       involved                          in it,”                           This                         should                              be,                            “Oh I wish we could go                           public, we’re so screwed if the                             Jedi catch us,
                         It’s all about the                           yearn-ing                            [From                               my knowledge                           of the genre,]
“Me too,”
  I love    keeping      our love a secret from everyone else      From    everyone else-
   Only getting to see each other   on rare occasions
  And living in terror        About my          Narc...      Authority   Ass-   umers..
    Finding out about our relationship     and     shaming       me
  [Great society       we live in,]
    [Of my own       negli        gence..]
   *Beep*
   *Just       Not       -ic-ed
   Jedi
   Yeah,  missed that detail
   Like missing a lot of unrequited yearning               [For- bid            den-]
        Love        In this      forbidden                 “love” story
Supposedly
 Seven..
  So, why wasn’t it beeping   nonstop?
  Also, Dick   move
  Rais-ing him      on break    just to get some   tea..
 De        -lay
  Yeah, we’re just gloss-ing over that?
  That Obi-Wan will literally send a         police brigade       If     Anakin       (An      Adult)            Doesn’t answer     him          (On        Break)
  Damn,      That’s        tox
 Must’ve    been        a     shit   childhood        -      With   Mister   authority   assumer   over   there       . . .    I’ve      been      Ducking..  ...
 Yeah that’s real    tox
      Assumed authority
     Expecting things         of others          (Apart           from         basic        human       decency)
       There’s too much        tox           in this scene         for me to cover
       But           seriously,          Yeet          the          authority            assumer..
      Angry. .
     As you   should     be..
 At the authority      assumer.. ...
   “don’t think you could read my   mind,”
   ...yeah
     (Yeah, but then again this is a relationship you’re supposed to be                vibing
       Still a dick move he was like I know what        you’re thinking
       But saying           it isn’t going to               fix the         problem             ...
       Per-formative           statements                 Towards                  The                 Abuse-
            Isn’t going   to fix the very                  clear problem
If you want a healthy relationship     you’ve got a kick     them
  And      act    accountably
      Still a dick move             that he tried that though
     “You shouldn’t take this      personally,”
       We’re taking in this relationship             as the world around us         burns...
         Where               you         expecting           roses,
                                             [i’m sorry but this really doesn’t work in                                                     an unrequited love story                                                          (For-bidden]
                     “Duty   comes    first,”
             Except                  with                 society                     and                accountability
               (He’s                    not                   noble)
                   It should be more so                       in jest                          When he says                        “duty calls”                          Having                          noticeably                           flaun-ted                          the rules                           knowledgeabl   -y
                      Every note                          sardonic
                             Urgh
                                        [They tried to play it                                                 straight.]  
                     Urgh
           [This is just a badly         written love story,]
                                      They’re                                            both                                          adults
[Or   should be      if you don’t      wanna get into      sexualization       of          children         territory,]
                                               Neither is   in-   nocent
                                                          Either                                                                is                                                                un-knowledgeable
                                                             Or                                                               Should  
                     Ack
Dis-  -gus       t-       ing         - 
   No     Emotion! 
   None       what-         so- ever!
     [That’s          how             you          know               -                 it’s a good       love story                 -     S/
 Highly,
  .....  .
....
 Okay..
   Sorry...  I’m late
    ....
  ....
 Senator
Amidala
   But      she won’t answer our calls...
Some-one
   Yeah there’s like     50 other      senators             They         all         said        no...
   ...
 Gen
  Good        Friend(s
  Seriously,        that’s not suspicious
   Having non-mutual      friends is pretty common
   As is   Ana-kin not knowing this
  ...
 Obi-Wan   knock it off
   You don’t     know anything
  Nor was Sky     -walker’s
 Be-havior
 Anything different than a general       who just takes       An     advanced     interest        In       Targets
   Point        Being;        This is a council of      snoopers that behavior isn’t a notable
Nor   worthy of the   eyebrow     raise. .
Know them, why would you
Cause, he’s a general?
 Like, seriously
Is social   studies      forbid        den         In       The       Council         Of       Snoops?
  (They are treating this        way more severe than it actually is]
  Also Anakin’s screwed if   the council of hypocrites      Only   allows elder -ly members.    to join    in the   gossip   circles
Asked
Yoda’s        A      Snoop.       -      Refuse.      -
  Emotionally    manipulate   ...
Your     girl   ..friend       ....
 Conv-
 Gas       Ligh        t-       Ing
Women       (Yes I use this because the      innocence tone            literally only             Acts up             More            Sever            Ly-            Around           Her)
   Can’t        make          Their         Own         Dec-         isi          On              -          Er
      I’m sorry but the whole tone is just         wrong                And none of this is       pres-        ented as a bad thing
   Tone is      kept neutral         As if Anakin       still beholden to their     orders        And not     accountable       for their own actions
  [and it’s been like this the       whole episode...   
  Like Amidala somehow the innocent flower that needs to be protected and corrected from her decisions
     -and none of it is presented       creepily
    [with the correct music choice or like this is toxically       en-courage         Ing          Som     e          one          to       be       a      dick         to      their   spouse    (Boomer-        term-       Partner)
 Okay       -    Al        right        -     Time        for-
   That is more like       an     adult         ...   
   But     know        ledgeably         and intentionally   tox
   In 
    “Good-
   [Boomer!
     Dear           Frick,
     What
    Cloveis
    Why is Amidala     acting like      an       adult?
  While Skywalker can’t even pull off   human?
  Neither the     knowledg       ability of an adult
   Nor        The      un-accountability       of a child
   [An adult      would know        why she was angry            And         Any feigned ignorance                     Toxic                 Flirt
    Here     Anakin‘s portrayed as too Stupid to Live  
          [For a              Sentient]
     [This is a         Boomer comics          level stupid,
       Like;        “Haha,        I don’t know           why my wife’s mad,”
       [despite both being human and that being a          backhanded insult to both yours and hers humanity  
       -And                    Developed
      Sentience
          As an attempt to avoid            accountability for              toxicity
Future does    n’t find it cute      mate
..Colleague
Reason    -able
  “Old        Friend,”
   Dude,       stop
    Gas-      lighting-
   To- gether
   Oh yeah you can’t have male       friends
    [Or     friends of         any     distinction]
    How
   Okay well at least he’s   acting as a bodyguard
   So that    line might      make sense
  That he’s worried      for her safety
  And...
    Accompanying            her  
         As              Such
Spy-ing
   In the    Council     chamber
   Me...
   ...
Council...
....
[Accoun-t-       ability!]
   That-
   Bull
   Also that’s      just    gossip
  That  
   -
   You know- if she wants to play       she said he said so be it
  Less so,        With the tone       refusing to hold Anakin accountable
    And Amidala only acting like an adult,          For the           “shrew-ish wife,” joke                  To make Anakin’s actions,                   Which it refuses to hold to the same standard and adult tone,                    Seem less terrible                     And Male-                       cious
                  Him
This is an open   aud-itorium   with people      clearly     floating     around,
   You-
  Loud
   ....
   -
  “Let         me,”
    ...
   The        writers...
     Didn’t earn        that...
     .....
     He seems         like a nice guy  
      [Like, yeah          standard           assumed              authority, but            personally he’s at least decent]
        If just a          mix match
       Okay never mind             it just got bad
         His eyes
         Weird shiny                 Thing
             Nope
            -Wine
              This                   just                 got                 power
              Run-
              Not              in-tentionally                    Good
           Po                   Liti                     Cal                  Definitely                  political,
              Nothing                   ‘bout                       that
Both
Nope
Lady, red flags,       Red flags!
  This is more like        the con       versation         between        Amidala and         Anakin
    Should          be         like
      If          the       writers             -          Had         the        balls            -          To write him like an         adult
     Not
 “Owo, too         Stupid             To           Live          Abom.        Un-less           Angry,”
    Nope
     You
    Ena-          bling
     [oh and ob-      viously slightly less evil,]
      Old - Times
        Don’t            Know
That was almost nice          If it,        didn’t completely dropped the ball        On the power thing
     Now it’s just         spaghetti
      Inconsistent          Character             reaction
       Okay...
      Right
On   one   hand     Anakin    has   nothing     to fear     because        dude      clearly         has more interest        in power    than his wife
    Padme
    That’s different
Dude,      Chill
  While the characterization has been        inconsistent and shaky at best
    Dude, clearly
   Again,
   Power
   Dick
    I fecking       hate both of them
Dude,      Doesn’t       Care         That        Much
Being       “a   more,     ‘I can’t       believe    the        condition      of the      airplane,”
   Than
   “Feck’in        Don’t         Mind          Me,”
    Like Anakin is being a   paranoid      dick
    This dude.     Isn’t great   is toxic in his ambition.     Of auth   ority.... over   people
  And     Padme...
  This is just a     toxic     mess         . .
 Ready
Dude, doesn’t have his own ship   and   Captain        ...
 Also, so      they’re taking   her   ship       ...
That’s nice-    (The only initi-ative        This movie     has taken     other         than   portraying       Amidala         as a           shrewd          wife          —-    
      I        mean          the      insult,        Not any-        thing positive        about         being      shrewd        - -
   Fly       Ship
 - - -     What?
  Like is it a greeting thing?
  [Because dude      has shown      no interest]
    Except        power
   And Anakin is being way too   judge-mental
 Clearly,  Nothing       Behind         It
  And   Amidala        can        handle     herself
  (As can     any      adult)
  What-
  Ass-hole
   [put the   tri-umphant music back-       That wasn’t        cool]
  Whelp
  Blast        It
 Yeah,  if I suddenly had my arms and legs      restrained-
Also - I think     Amidala’s starting to pity him
 [And      I am too]
  Yeah like dude          a little too ambitious
  You’re tormenting him
  Or something that didn’t even seem    re-latively serious
 And could’ve just been    kind of some weird    custom
  [See-         Ing       as      dude      doesn’t         even      seem     remotely    interested,]
   She’s       Tr-ying
 Aw,      That’s        Nice-
    At least he has some humor
  Unlike,  
Anakin
   ,Whelp
    Right
      Looks           like               a           de-ranged          superhero                 -            Aight
        Right
        Also?
       What?
Trophy      Wives?
       Pri-viledge
         That’s-                nice
             -
            Dod
          Senator
            Nice
            Nice
             ...
 Fresh       S tart..
    What?
That was      Forced
   Hope        ...
 Clovis        ...
  Second         Chances-
       Again- what did he do?
    Like, episode insists on         lambasting this guy...
     On a Rumor                             Mill...
    And         something that happened when they were                                                                      kids.?
       (I know it’s implied                           relation-ship)
           But, seriously?
        “he didn’t take it well?”
           Dude, has shown no                                        interest
                                       Being about the                                            power
I half- convinced     “not taking it well,”        Was dude eating like a     pint of ice cream..
   And, y’know
   Just break         Up
    Don’t      continue             to         lambaste           the           guy
       Over            “Yoda”              The              Gossip’s      Pre-       Sence-
           Years                Later
             Tox.
  Senator
   Good,       everyone’s       being        friendly,
   [Don’t fuck          it up       Anakin,”
    Se-rvants
    Oh  
     My          Bad-
      So         the          uniform
      Bus-iness
        Sus
      [but then again             he did          explicitly say        that             was why he was coming,”
    And dude pretty smart for not wanting to be 
   gang-ed up                 on
                  So inn-ocent                        Enough
By
See, everything’s    completely     fine..
 Nice..
  See,     Normal
   Droid-
  Never mind-
          But, seriously
How is that          a problem?
  Specifically        Amidala’s        business?
      When She doesn’t help stop the war either?
 Also yeah     way to invite the senator  to your meeting..
Here
  He       Right..
   3po
  Walk         ...
  Spy?
  Also;  
  Good       for       her
  What         ...   
   Why?
    ...
    ...
   Okay          ...
  Cy-
  Showing       some        initiative-
    Good          for
   Lighting         Does-           n’t         necess     -arily        Make        him        evil..
    ...
   Deal
   Valid
    Again..         Terr-          Ifying      wolf cub
      Dude has no            teeth
        Nor energy           for what         he’s             saying
      Clovis
        He          has             a           point...
   .Planet
    Again he’s an absolute     .doofus
     ...
    Whelp
     She didn’t see         that?
      Or hear          that?
       Like, they don’t have           any guards?
       Here-
     Ain’t the            Boss
       Like, seriously        according to them            she just got lost;
       Were you expecting her to stay in           her bedroom?
      Lon-ely
         ?
         My             Dear
         That’s               Very                 Nice-
           Also,                they              legit               hid           behind                the             columns                  ...
              In                their                   own                 house...
                After telling her           they were having a meeting
              This is a     “Did    you    get   lost?”     reaction            -worthy
    Not         “Hid,         Pillars,”
    Room
    “Dressed           for dinner,”
        That’s kinda             dick move
  Unless...    it’s a custom..
    Excuse
     Why        only         him?
     Dinner
    Seriously         that’s just -       particularly      bad negotiations-        Reactions-
     Right
    Shh
Maybe I’m missing something..
...
I feel
Clovis
  Have          To
    They’re going to sell him        out?
    Weak        -ness
     Dude has just been   plain   friendly    this entire time
       Like             No             In-
       Poison            Amadela
          Geez               -us
          That went from                  1 to 5!
             Why?
             Why not just plant the     plans on him?
               Also that’s not necessarily a     rom-antic thing                          Like doesn’t matter   who’s before me  
                 I think I would care   whether a person lived or died
                 Even if   -grudgingly 
                 (That’s a                      human!)
                  Anti-dote
Again,      It’s still leaves the    rest     of whatever organization he’s in
   And the concept of “duress,”           To       disqualify it
    (Like so      far he’s just a spokesperson        ; A Senator,
     Yep,
    Whelp,
       ?
   Oh it’s that     ration      thing     . . .
  In-side
   Okay,  Anakin took a chill pill
   Good,
    Whelp
     Okay,
Senator
   Light        Drink
   Oh,         It          Is         A      Custom’s         Thing,         ...
    Good           Friend          ...
    Too       Disney
And with that weird   marriage thing in the back    
*Spoof      -y
 Acceptab    ly-
 Just      Stand-     ing
Helpless-     Hapless     (More   accurate)
  Drink      -      With       Me-
   Aight
   Whelp
    Are we sure Clovis isn’t going to get drunk/       Poison
   -Shit  
   -
   Whelp-
  -Nice
  -Aight
   Medic      -
  To
   Doofus
   Look          At        Him;
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    Feckin Doofus..  
 Palace
     Nothing            Too            Bad..
      Truly..  
       Nice
But,      also;        Shouldn’t         take her      to a secluded area
      After             Sick..
      Night?
     Order?
    Au-
   Sure-
   Yes
A little weird           but ok
     Right-
    Right-
     -          ...
  Good for you
   ....
Why?
  Never mind jerk       Anakin is back?
   Senator      Clovis
   Private         Tour
    No      it was just a tour,”
   Everything there      was pretty friendly
    Anakin’s gonna         ....
   There      it is.. though     actually sounds more like a guard.
 Not too     Bad...
Warn her
 *Advise
*Not too      bad   
      ...
     Aight...
      Wait...didn’t it        already?
     Returns
     Argh-
    Wait that’s not disgust     that’s headache
           Okay...
Climate      Change  
  ....
Ahah      ha-
(I’m   sorry,     that’s      so out     of place         ... 
 It’s      Hi-     Lar-        Ious
   Back...
    Nice..
      ...
     Nope
   Aight          ....
  “I mean that    is childhood friend
   Or friend
    Except.
    Factory...
      It
     Jedi
   What-
    Seems-
  That’s       Nice-
   Okay
    Not sus.        picious at all?
  . .
  Padme
   ...
   What?
   [just put the drink down...
     Say           That
Also hugs can be      platonic...      (No              Rom...)
     Also good      skipped that     miscommunication       ...
   Aight
  Racing          ...
   Even Dude knows when        to        Back          It...
   Now...
   Where did that come     from?
   Like, seriously,
    What-
    Dude- She’s drugged
   Padme-
   Whelp-
   Ouch
  (Take care of yourself      before you take care of others         moral)
   The tox        ...literally killed her
    Good,
    Whelp
    Neat,
    Okay...
    Weird
    Boundaries are     good...
   Medical       droid..
    Smart       decision
   Ex-
   Good-
  Cap-
  Ack  nowledgemeant-
   If       I-
   Stupid plan-
   -
   No     Matter
   They’re   negotiators-
   Holo-
   Poi-      Son     Ed-           Your-
    Sen-
    Spy
    No shit
   How did he know that?
   Also;
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   [The Republic Senator    I invited here                Might            not            like           the        Separatists?          Impossible!]
       No-
     Dude’s bordering on Himbo             (Corrupt)          But             Still             Trust              -ing
       Right?
       Okay. .
       Right
       ...
     Oh
     ...
    She’s      dying..
    Oof
    That’s        Feck’in         Tame. .
    Leave
     Also, hey          He did         get the          antidote..
      Good..
      Library
    Holo-gram
I honestly     -feel for the guy
   Like, yeah he’s corrupt-        But so is     Padme      In terms   of       finishing the          war
With- his one thing-       Being      Friend       -ship
   (Which       Padme         likely       knew,  
   And      she    betrayed           it
   Like,        that’s      gotta      sting          -       More than the Senate    /Sep     art-       Ist-     -
  Spy
  Dude is acting pretty     tame-
  -Republic
   sides-
   Are
   Yeah..
  Still betray   ..ed his friendship
Like,       Those...        A different      layers of     shitty          .
 Suppor-         ting a different sports      team
   Steal-         Ing         Your         Friend’s         Merch,           To         Lambaste him in front of a crowd          ...
   (Best       comparison        I can       come up        with..)
     Stole..
   Senate
    Great
   ...
   Scheme
  Dude, It was a manu   facturing business
    Not like-
  Dude, like how many     clone    insta-llations do they have?
     He’s at least not          directly           Screwing            them over  
        Imm-ed      - iately
       Get           Away
       Dude, they were just talking about             their emotions...
      “Live,”
      Jedi from        -1 to 10-
     Dude
  Ha ha
   Dude just stands there
  Like,        What?
    Who-
     Me-
  Yeah-
  Don’t       get me           wrong?
     But...
     A        random pilot just came bursting into his room
    Told him not to     touch
    (Which           he         wasn’t-
     You’d- be a little     ‘who the heck is this guy?’
     Why?
    Should-
    Sen-a-tor
     Wrong-
     She’s          Fine?
     Now?
    Like, to him        she’s just tired?
    Nothing seems        noticeably off. .
     Dy-ing
    The       Medical droid?
    Whaaaaat??
       Take        Coursant
     Dude, she’s been dying for like half an hour-
     That-
      He’s trying to be a good friend-
     Out-
   Dude, he just gave you    advice on how to get the antidote
 Ain’t       Inter-      Sted-
   Disc
   Return-
   And I’ll       get
    Fair-
    Good
  [Honestly that comes across very concerned.]
   Like imagine some random pilot dude      Just-           Broke      into the room
   And said he was going to fight a dude     with       clearly     shady dealings        (Poison       up      his sleeve)
    And very    likely guns...
   You’d        Be like dude ‘hold up
(Note; Toxin      Logic- where        Author     -ity       Assum     -ed         Means    So     me-    thing,
 I still   believe    they      could     both     take    this     guy)
   But     Re-       ason- able         (Technically)
   You can’t
    Yeah
   Like,       Dude,        I know         You        Have        Some    Acc-        But          This         Dude         Does-          n’t
     -          -  
   “Kill,”
    Nor-mally,          I’d say      ‘accountability’           But they          actually  made him a         relatively good sympathetic           villain
   Like, yeah        that’s true         He could’ve       (Should’ve)         But       this        is        now     toxin vs. toxin        (aka.)
    Like, already, he screwed himself and humanity over,        And         that’s            Kinda               Sad...    
        You can’t help hope that they get    held accountable            soon
        To         stop         dig-           ging              ...            The            Hole               ...   
       They          dug          for            him           (self)            ...
     Not helped that he doesn’t really do anything evil
      (Moderately upset button (N     -ot Be-zerk) when          Padme betrays his friendship
       —-
        Still...
      Her life..
      Aww.
    Good friend         Clovis,
     ‘Love           Her,’
   Pla-tonic
   (What?    love can be platonic,      Dude     hasn’t shown any      real interest,”
     (Seriously Padme has used the                “lonely” line so many times                Dude’s only            response;  
         Cool, let’s go on a trip             together (Bond                              -ing)
          Cool, let me take you to your              room (non- sexual)
                       No interest
                       -No energy -Neat
      Lot          -Dot
     Come          with           me-
     Quickly-
      Good-
   -Neat-
   Right-
   Whelp
   -Clovis
     There are witnesses-
       Just got him out of a           ultimatum-
        Moved-
    Auth-orities
    Coursant
     “Leave,”
      Whelp-
      Dead-             Damn,           Clovis,           Fucking,           1/10
      Clovis,   
     SNAPPED
       Boy’s  
        done    
       fucking  
       around          - Don’t mess   
       With his friends-
[Seems     more   Anakin]
          Pay this
           Total             Weak-lings
           Aww.
          Even then             he’s nice
         [Though              sounds              like a           goblin...]
         Aight
         ...
     ...Mind
        More               so voice. .
          -Aight
          Clovis- do            n’t fuck               Around.
           Right
           Dick-
           Whelp-
         Sur-vival               Skills
    Dude          He did that under stress         of his friend dying-
      Dick           Move-                 Whelp-
      Body guard was nowhere to be seen
     With the   - eye path
     There
     Whelp-
     There            He              Is.
      Good.
      Fair
     Neat-
    Dick-
   Sorry-
 “sorry, sorry for what?
   Anakin wasn’t right about anything-
     Isn’t deserving         of an apology-
    ....
   But, They already knew it was       there...?
   Success
   No shit
   Whoa  
   WHOA
   WHOA!
   Can-      We          Play-             That              Back-
 “ I made you doubt me,”
   What kind of              -gaslighting-?      
             ?
           - - -   Er-
       The first                     part          absolute     boomer mess   
        Middle;   
          Er-   
        Clovis’s             Struggle              With          Friend-               Ship?     
         Al-right   
         End?          Nope In general,
    The tone           is a      confused mess
                    * Clovis                      a saving grace
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