#everyone wants to adop anemo archon!reader

[rouecentric]

Celestial court room of who will win the custody over name :

Venti : your honor-

Zhongli : objection, lack of sober (pointing out that Venti is an alcoholic)

Venti : objection, lack of mora (pointing out that zhongli is broke as fuck even tho he’s the god of mora)

Raiden : objection, not an archon (pointing out that both of them are in human disguise)

Both Venti and Zhongli : objection, lack of vision users

*argument have started*

Meanwhile :

*Name and Nahida casually playing*

(The same anon who make venti clarifying that name is his child)

LMAO SOBBING RN, ANON YOU'RE AMAZING

now imagine if other character's that aren't even archons joined in!!

ningguang: objection, lack of citizens who trust you. (pointing out that the vision hunt decree literally happened)

ayato: objection, [name] would feel isolated if they stayed in custody over the both of you. (pointing out ningguang's and raiden ei's titles as literal rulers of their respective nations)

hell, maybe even some of the harbingers join in!