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#everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...
icewindandboringhorror
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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!
#cats
#ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial
#information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol
#but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)
#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm
#The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s
#I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old
#ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..
#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find
#The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market
#as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)
#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol
#AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over
#and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the
#entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed
#the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish
#everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...
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