#excellent work my dude i am successfully convinced you are not a bot <3

[wazzappp]

Regarding your interesting in petting the ‘dog’ (cow), and depending on your location, you should check out Moo the Cow from Knowhere Farm! He lives in New Jersey, USA, and he does cow cuddles and parties.

Also if you go to college or work at a business that hires small acts to come to the business (in the spirit of morale-boosting pizza parties), you can make them pay for us to come instead. Cheapest option for you personally lol. We travel pretty far, we were in Tennessee yesterday.

Check out Knowhere Farm’s Instagram, that’s the best place to see his cute pictures.

https://www.tumblr.com/wazzappp/746299557187584000

^ where I saw that you want to pet the cow? I swear I’m a real tumblrina I just do NOT want my real name attached to my tumblr one. Can’t eeby deeby me to superhell in meatspace if they don’t know I’m a walrus truther on the Goncharov site. Happy flat fuck Friday! :)

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