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banannabethchase · 2 years

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...but what if early painslut pink hair Mox and twunky trucker boy Adam Page met and had a Thing?

#i know they wouldn't have crossed paths because its a 6 year separation #LET ME HAVE MY TIMEY WIMEY AU FUN IN PEACE #mox would beg earnestly to get mercilessly wrecked #Adam would be like '...i was gonna ask if i could kiss you goodnight but sure i can choke you while i fuck you.'#dumb fucking idiots #the universe wouldn't have survived the two of them in their early/mid twenties at the same time #wtf i like wrestling now???#madly in love with leather daddy jon moxley #except also madly in love with autistic babygirl jon moxley #anxious millennial dreamboat #au hell

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banannabethchase · 2 years

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☕️ About wrestlers thighs

Dude.

OKAY.

*collapses*

OKAY.

Dan. Daniel. This ask is a blessing and curse.

MOX'S THIGHS. Oh my god. Put that god of a man in trunks again. The - the way he - the barbed wire detail on the trunks - and the look - the way. Oh my god.

HANGMAN'S TH- *collapses again* give him the FUCKING TRUNKS BACK. LET ME SEE THOSE BEAUTIFUL TREE TRUNKS YOU GORGEOUS MOTHERFUCKER.

I mean there's others but these two GODLIKE MEN. The THIGHS. The look OF THEM. *rolls around on the floor* LET EM OUT PLEASE.

#dan you're a monster and a fool for this ask #son-of-rome #anxious millennial dreamboat #madly in love with leather daddy jon moxley #except also madly in love with autistic babygirl jon moxley #Don't judge me I just had a reverse meltdown thinking of the two of them wrestling each other in trunks #I'm fine #I'm normal #Everything is sooooo neurotypical over here

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banannabethchase · 1 year

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Mox wearing long sleeves and pants in the middle of a heat wave the autistic swag is real.

#wtf i like wrestling now???#in which sara liveblogs #madly in love with leather daddy jon moxley #except also in love with autistic babygirl jon moxley

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