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sob-dylan · 10 months

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i quit smoking weed a few weeks ago on account of my being a dumbass, and i have replaced that addiction with a newfound crochet addiction. so yeah. i guess you could say i'm doing "sobriety" better than any other "sober" person in the history of "sobriety."

#i've been crocheting a bunch of little necklaces and giving them to all my friends #and now i'm crocheting a tote bag with granny square hearts #and next i think i'm gonna crochet a capybara for my siblings birthday #i hate “sobriety” but i'm fucking crushing it tbh #(i'm putting “sobriety” in quotes bc i'm still drinking #but i'm not doing any other drugs #except for the poppers i did last weekend but to paraphrase the late great dr. wendy carr #how could anyone get satisfaction out of something that only last 19 seconds?#but fr i just learned that one of my friends had to go to the hospital after taking too much acid and a bunch of other shit last week #and there may even be some permanent side effects #so i'm serious about getting straight!#i'm serious!)#personal

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