#exchanges with chocodoc

[generaldesaix]

The Dominique Jean Larrey award. Apparently it is the highest medical award in some countries, given for significant contributions to healthcare!

did you know there’s an award named after you?

There is? What’s it called?

-Larrey

He seems excited.

[generaldesaix]

Happy birthday!!!

(Climbs through the window)

Hopster wanders into the study, where Larrey is once again. In her hands is some new stationary and books.

Aren’t you supposed to be asleep?

Happy birthday, Baron.

She gives him the items. He smiles.

Thank you.

[generaldesaix]

DOMINIQUE YOU ARE SO SQUISHY I WANTED TO GLOMP YOU!

It’s hand sanitizer. To remove nasty germs.

*rubs hands with sanitizer before leap hugging Larrey*

Woah! Hello.

It appears he’s getting used to being glomped.

What was that substance you rubbed on your hands?

[generaldesaix]

You DID display a surprising amount of cussing after one of my pranks…

Here’s more chocolate 🍫

What’s your top 10 dumbest injuries ever?

Thank you.

Let’s see.. I can only come up with seven. unfortunately, it has been over 200 years, so some things I have forgotten. I do remember around 7 notable things.

7. On multiple occasions, I’ve had men not come to me until their wounds were infected. By then there wasn’t much I could do.

6. Had someone fall ill will Typhoid, but said nothing and continued working, albeit only for a short period. Everyone around him also got typhoid.

5. Going to a prostitute knowing they have a venereal disease.

4. Someone decided to fight a cow, and to no surprise, was gored by its horn.

3. Deciding that it’s a great idea to ride cow. At one point the man had the cow fall on him. He lost the leg it fell on.

2. Messing around with weapons while drunk and getting wounded.

1. Shoving things in orifices that shouldn’t have anything put in them.

[generaldesaix]

Nothing in particular… just a bit of that spicy pepper in his hot chocolate.

Here’s more chocolate 🍫

What’s your top 10 dumbest injuries ever?

Thank you.

Let’s see.. I can only come up with seven. unfortunately, it has been over 200 years, so some things I have forgotten. I do remember around 7 notable things.

7. On multiple occasions, I’ve had men not come to me until their wounds were infected. By then there wasn’t much I could do.

6. Had someone fall ill will Typhoid, but said nothing and continued working, albeit only for a short period. Everyone around him also got typhoid.

5. Going to a prostitute knowing they have a venereal disease.

4. Someone decided to fight a cow, and to no surprise, was gored by its horn.

3. Deciding that it’s a great idea to ride cow. At one point the man had the cow fall on him. He lost the leg it fell on.

2. Messing around with weapons while drunk and getting wounded.

1. Shoving things in orifices that shouldn’t have anything put in them.