#exploding them with my laser

[jays-supersonic-dynamo]

y’all remember that fugidove x bizarro!jay ship idea (concepts n stuff under the cut!)

[bamjammy]

My favorite part of the Stanley Parable was when the narrator said “it’s Stanley time” and then Stanley Stanley’d all over the place

[fitzselfships]

I doodled this real quick since I somehow managed to burn my stomach while putting pasta in a strainer. I'm inflicting this onto my self insert now >:] (Zooble is helping them take care of it <3)

Proshippers/adjacent dni. 100000 shark attack 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 also Zooble self ship doubles dni

[anachronistic-falsehood]

IN WHAT WORLD IS QSPIDERBIT BORING ENOUGH TO BE UNIRONICALLY COMPARED TO WHITE BREAD

[murdleandmarot]

Hi hi! Omg I just saw the post where you mentioned vicky teaching bluebelle the jellicle ball choreo and I am not normal abt it. Bellebelle got pranked 😔

TRULY‼️‼️‼️ YOU GET IT‼️‼️‼️

no but I had the idea appear in my head and it’s so sodding funny n cute I’m glad it infected you too :D

Because I can just imagine all the pre-jellicle dance nonsense happening (with all the misto and bomba and Alonzo ballet) and Bluebelle’s just like okay okay okay. This is chill. This is dignified. I am calm.

And then the amp music builds and she’s just like “WHAT THE FUCK” and scurries away, (like to the back where Deuteronomy is lolll)

And THEN when it finally starts and the music is playing and all the tension is released and it’s just FUN now, Bluebelle squints and is like. Hey wait a minute 🤨. I know what’s going on.

*flashback to like three months ago*

Bluebelle: Wow Victoria this new choreography you’ve been teaching me is so cool :) who’d you learn it from?

Victoria, who learned the choreo exactly one(1) hour ago: haha. Just. Somewhere.

[blackvahana]

I'm (mostly) keeping Purple Orange and Gold out of this because I haven't been working with them recently, but like. You have. Deus Ex Machina in the way of The Organic Is Machine And He Will Change You To Change Reality, you have Death and War and natural disasters, you have the One to Whom Soldiers Are Sacrificed In War. I'm looking at selves like...

The parts of myself I keep hidden are. all parts, because these are all ultimately halves of aspects and if you suppress an aspect you suppress the aspect... but I see the way I bleed into people. I see the Violent Mother, the one who will bleed your body out on her altar and who tears apart the bodies of the enemy to protect her hatchlings. Ive tried to stay human, but ultimately... this flesh, this soul flesh, eats human bodies. This takes human sacrifices. This tears apart countries, this drives people into psychosis, this pours revelation into eyes that either adapt to handle it or go mad, literally.

The whole part of Godhood is that you are what you are and you actively are it, you actively Be it. This - Dei - is the mergence of opposites which is in itself both the unification of opposites and the rending of similarities in one. Creation Through Destruction.

I'm constantly sitting here grasping at the shredded fabrics I have left (they're shrinking over time) of humanity and. guys. shh. the humans don't like this stuff. Guys, I'm not dancing and infecting people, I'm trying so hard to be quiet down here

[cyeayt]

You know what they say about characters who are two sides of the same coin ;)

[blightingtrees]

i have too many thoughts and im chewing glass

i just think it would have been cool if soto had stuck with the shady wizard cult fuckery that was being set up in the first update instead of instantly dropping every thread to go play demonland rebellion for eight million years. it feels like.

What's up with the fucking eternal fractal torture islands? What's up with Lyhr and everything that happened in the Skywatch meta? WHAT about the ward member that just straight up fucking left, and left behind a bunch of extremely suspicious letters?! Why is Isgarren..........just why is Isgarren?

I can't help but imagine a SOTO where we stayed with the Ward and like, actually went further into that. Imagine if we actually got to know the characters! Learn more about them, who they are, about the things they've done, maybe got invested in them! And then, if we uncovered some dark secret! Something that destabilized the Ward, splits people - people we now know - up. Maybe set us against Isgarren - or hey, maybe with him! Maybe - even though he's shady and we're kind of morally opposed - things set up so that we are on the same side, ultimately! either could be neat! And then, at the end, Peitha, who's been sneaking in her little comments here and there (and imagine if people finding out we had a demon in our had had any time to have a meaningful effect!!), finally shows up! Maybe gives us some answers to questions raised during this hypothetical what-if. And then we have the lead in to the next expansion, in demonland! Imagine!!!!

IMAGINE IF IT WAS GOOD AUUUUUUUURRRGGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!!!!!

[kylos-starlight]

Kaden says weird confusing stuff again.

Is it weird that I wouldn't mind my f/o calling me by feminine terms of endearment along with the usual ones like "love, darling, sweetheart etc" but like I also wouldn't mind them calling me "Pretty girl, beautiful lady, lovely, etc" or even them calling me their girlfriend/wife? (along with the usual partner/spouse)

But like if anyone ever referred to me as she/her I would set them fire?? (this includes my f/o) like maybe they know I like the feminine terms of endearment but also know that I strictly only use they/them pronouns..

Also me being called those feminine terms only apply to my f/o and no one else-

[theskoomacat]

i'm neutral on the budding "[x] by the narrative" discourse for now, but i just wanted to share. i had a pretty vivid dream in which i was "the protagonist" at first, but then at some point the dream shifted to the 3d person perspective and i was watching some other person do their thing. after waking up i didn't get up immediately and instead hallucinated for like 5 mins as my brain uncontrollably elaborated on the plot of the dream. according to it, after i woke up there was a nuke-like explosion that killed that person i was watching and everyone around. yet, when i asked myself "how did i survive?", someone answered: by becoming "the narrator" i have stopped existing in the dream's world and thus there was nothing to explode. so what do you call that, dissolved in the narrative?

[sherbetyy]

throwback to when i told someone i was likely autistic and the first thing they said to me was “bazinga!!” : (

[dragonpaint]

sees nice art of two characters who are related. they're holding hands and i want to give it the benefit of doubt that it's just artist showing their sibling love or something. i check tags just to make sure it's not tagged as inc*st. it's tagged with inc*st.

[vampacidic]

in lighter news i found out a friend of an irl just recently got into enstars and has the polar opposite opinions as me. so

[cryolyst]

~

[spearheadrampancy]

recently i've become more aware of how i default to using they/them pronouns for people i do not know, particularly if the person isn't outwardly presenting in a traditional, binary masculine or feminine way.

i think in all the buzz to validate people that do use they/them pronouns, the voices of people who aren't comfortable with that set being used for them are being ignored.

nevermind post cancelled i was trying to write this post as a demonstration of how to refer to someone without using gendered pronouns or they/them and i think i just learned something about myself and im not sure how to handle it

[dj-of-the-coven]

trigun 1998 episode simulator

[3 minutes of guitar solo]

Vash the Stampede: hi my name is Vash the Stampede. I am a hunter of Peace chasing the elusive mayfly of Love. all I really want to do is have a sandwich and a morning coffee without getting chased by bandits

some bandit: (gunshot) absolutely not. square up faggot

Vash: rats.

[gunfight]

Vash the Stampede: my name is Vash the stampede. I am a hunter of Peace chasing the elusive mayfly of Love.could I please have a sandwich

Meryl from the Bernardelli Insurace Society: how long are you going to sit on your ass doing nothing but playing games with children and doing chores for the elderly and disabled and looking after lonely youths and cooking dinner for the homeless

Vash: I've been here for like 2 days

Milly Thompson: Hi Vash!

Vash: Hi Milly

[exit left pursued by bounty hunters]

Vash the Stampede: (panting, entering a bar) my name is Vash the stampede.... I am a hunter of Peace chasing the elusive mayfly of Good L*rd what is going on in here

Hostage: mphdsfhapff!!!! mffmpphhf!!!!

Villain of the week: well if it isn't the elusive Vash the Stampede! you see it all started when I was 4 days old and you kicked me like a football and then exploded my parents to death with a laser canon and killed every puppy in a ten ile (translator's note: this is the No Man's Land equivalent of the American Mile) radius

Vash: I don't remember doing that but well I suppose you can shoot me if it'll make you feel better

Side character of the week: Are you insane? Just shoot him instead???

Vash: but my mom told me not to be mean to people

Villain of the week: (still going) And as I am now 47 years old I have finally decided to get my revenge. Say your prayers, Vash the Pisshead

[Wall explodes and reveals a motorcycle with a sexy priest on it]

[sfx: guitar with a hint of electric distortion]

Vash: is that..... Wolfwood?

Meryl who was in the background this whole time: the priest?

Nicholas Dickolas Wolfwood: (brings his fingers up to a pair of luscious lips to grab the cigarette from right between them, taking one more slow inhale before crushing the cherry red underneath his heel)(sensually cocks one of his 8 guns) Are you just gonna let this guy talk down to you like that needle noggin?

Vash: I g-

[guitar riff bumper]

[guitar riff bumper]

Vash: -uess not, since you're here to help now... (slow, warm smile) Wolfwood

Nicholas D. ranged Wolfwood: Vash

Milly who was also in the background this whole time: Hi mr priest man! isn't this lovely, I haven't seen you since the last time you spoke with mr Vash yesterday evening when you were helping him buckle all those silly belts on his pants after he had lost them somehow

Vash: On a cactus

Milly: On a cactus! Oh it must've hurt so terribly; how fortunate that Mr Priest man was there to help you

Wolfwood: Hi Milly

[gunfight]

Villain of the week: ohhhhh curses!!! CURSES!!!! I have spent my whole existence getting ready to fight Vash the Stampede but he's just too good at swallowing all my bullets!!!!!!

Vash the Stampede: my tragic dead mother would be sad if I didn't swallow everyone's bullets so I've trained diligently every morning at digesting gunpowder without dying immediately

Wolfwood: [internally: I can't believe it. All this time I've spent walking the path of darkness, reaching to a pure light that I could never grasp, and yet here is a man who's dedicated his life and his body to the pursuit of Peace. I wish he were a woman so I could fuck him romantic style. I've got a whole plan for it and everything. Whiskey, sunset, a bed with no sand in it, 6 hours. This would be fully and completely possible if only he were a woman. Unfortunately he's not, but I can still think about the what-ifs. platonically of course. Maybe if he got some good dick he'd stop being so annoying. And maybe he'd stop making me rethink my morals. I wonder if the seven drunken handies meant anything to him. Platonically]

Wolfwood: Well anyway it looks like my job is done here

Vash: (teary) Will I see you again?

Wolfwood: I don't know. And besides, whenever I look at you, I'm reminded of everything I hate about myself. You know, it hurts.

[exit Nicholas D. Wolfwood pursued by repressed homosexual desires and immense catholic guilt]

Vash the Stanned Peat: (looking out the window like a widow whose husband was killed in action) Nicholas... D... Wolfwood.......

Meryl who was in the background that entire time, yes, the whole time: shut the fuck up already

Vash: when will it be my turn Meryl. When

[roll credits]