Tumgik
#eyeball swap unlimited
Text
saw a tag game where you post the filenames of everything in your WIP folder and then people can send you asks with the title(s) that most intrigue them and you post a little snippet, and i Want To Participate but i wasn't tagged and i don't feel like tagging anyone (and you're supposed to tag as many other fic authors as you have WIPs??? I DONT KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE). so here is my modified version where i post the filenames/folder names of anything from my fic repo that hasn't been posted to ao3 in some form and has enough actual content (and not just notes) to post snippets
hinataverse AUs:
akatsuki_au (i MIGHT cannibalize this for the confusing time travel fic, but it does have an actual plot outline so it might survive the process. we'll see)
akatsuki_au_itachiswap
aroace_fake_dating
arranged_marriage
back_to_school_au
crack_massacre_au (this one also includes an eyeball swap unlimited subplot, so i want to finish eyeball polycule first so that i can reuse all the eyeball worldbuilding)
crack_time_travel_au
deaging (i have separate per-chapter markdown files for this; ch05 and ch06 are still WIPs)
hinata_infiltration_2
intricate_eyeball_polycule (again i have separate per-chapter markdown files but the titles aren't at all descriptive; if you want a snippet from a specific unposted chapter feel free to specify the number)
itachi_deaging
itahina_bodyswap
roleswap (im probably going to cannibalize this for the confusing time travel fic since it doesn't really have, like. plot)
tam_lin_au (...also probably going to cannibalize this for the confusing time travel fic)
time_travel_au (this is the confusing time travel fic!! i should probably rename the folder to something less generic. and also move it out of the Secret Private Fic Repo)
yugakure_peasant_uprising
hinataverse "canon" (such as it is):
hysterectomy
academy_team_7
itachi_pov
wave_arc
programmers_and_paladins (this is the extremely self-indulgent dnd campaign i have posted about here; one of my PCs is itachi, but we decided that for RPG purposes the byakugan was way too OP so hinata just shows up as an NPC occasionally because she's Busy With Her Own Shit. this is an AU where hinata does get involved with the campaign plot and it's stalled because we haven't, uh, had a session in a while so i don't know where the plot is... going)
class_schedules
hinata_charsheet
the_gang_meets_hinata
non-crossover scum villain fic:
liuqijiu_time_travel
proud_immortal_daemon_way
hinataverse crossovers/fusions:
hp_hinata_5thyear_prof
hp_tom_riddle_besties
itachi_[NAME CENSORED]_bodyswap (this is the one where itachi transmigrates into my body and has to figure out robotics engineering on a time crunch)
svsss_hinata_nyy_au
svsss_sj_hinata_besties
scholomance
star_wars
tgcf
(there is also a whole Extended Avengers Crossover Multiverse but i've not yet cultivated enough shamelessness to post about it)
1 note · View note
gender-trash · 3 years
Text
Tumblr media
akatsuki au coming soon eventually
7 notes · View notes
returnn-of-the-mac · 5 years
Text
Tumblr media
*One more part after this. Part 5 will be Gage/Nuka Leaders swap dialogue with each other.
Swap Dialogue With Nuka Leaders (Part 4: Gage)
Tumblr media
Part 1: Mags
Part 2: Mason
Part 3: Nisha
Hancock
Hancock: Seems like you got a lot of chems there. Why dontcha use them?
Gage: Not gonna get high on my own supply.
...
Gage: Got some chems if ya got some caps.
Hancock: Now that’s what I like to hear.
Codsworth
Codsworth: [audibly sniffs] Sir, you...you smell like Cherry Cola...
Gage: Closest thing ta water I can bathe in.
...
Gage: A non-violent Mr. Handy? Don’t reckon I’ve seen one-a those before.
Codsworth: I’m not non-violent per se, just non-hostile.
Deacon
Deacon: You live in Nuka World? Do you get unlimited access to the rides?
Gage: If only it were that simple.
...
Gage: The Commonwealth is awful borin.
Deacon: I mean...if you don’t find fighting for your life on the reg exciting...then I guess?
MacCready
MacCready: You’re with the raiders, right? You still have time to turn your life around.
Gage: Thought about it...but don’t think I wanna.
...
Gage: I’ve seen ya shoot. You’re an ace. What’s ya secret?
MacCready: Ex-Gunner.
Piper
Piper: You live in Nuka World? Jealous.
Gage: I mean...it’s alright.
...
Gage: It’s kinda nice to get out n smell fresh air. The smell of century old Nuka makes me wanna gag.
Piper: Damn, really? I can’t get enough of that smell!
Longfellow
Longfellow: You don’t live the Commonwealth either, are you?
Gage: Nah, I stay in Nuka World.
...
Gage: You ain’t bad for someone from the Commonwealth.
Longfellow: Son, I’m not from the Commonwealth. I’m an outsider.
Strong
Strong: [to Gage] Help human find milk?
Gage: Ain’t never seen milk, but I gotta shitton of Nuka.
...
Gage: Wouldja look at that? It’s the big green giant!
Strong: What you talking about little eyepatch man?
Cait
Cait: [to Sole] How do ye pick up all these heartthrobs?
Gage: Cuz [he/she] ain’t to shabby themselves.
...
Gage: Don’t got much ta say. Won’t waste ya time with meanin-less chatter.
Cait: Dontcha worry. I’ll never get sick of hearin yer sexy drawl, handsome.
X6-88
X6: I understand covering your eyes with sunglasses. An eyepatch was an interesting choice.
Gage: Eyepatches are more intimidating than sunglasses.
...
Gage: Whatcha hidin under those shades?
X6: Two eyeballs, sir. Same as you.
Nick
Nick: [to Sole] Follow your instincts. Don’t do anything you might regret.
Gage: What’s there to regret doin?
...
Gage: [to Sole] Ya ready ta continue livin like a raider?
Nick: I fail to see the appeal...
Preston:
Preston: Remember the Minutemen values, general. We’re here to serve the people of the Commonwealth.
Gage: Sounds borin.
...
Gage: I get it. You’re takin a break of the raider lifestyle before ya burn out. I can respect that.
Preston: Or maybe [he/she]’s giving it up for good.
Curie
Curie: Oh my! What happened to your eye? I’ve never seen an eye patch like that.
Gage: Bad injury. Blew my eyeball right outta my skull.
...
Gage: [to Curie] Good luck out there. It’s rough—fair warning.
Curie: It’s okay, Monsieur. I’ve got plenty of experience.
Danse
Danse: Why would you purposely obstruct your own view with an unnecessary eye patch?
Gage: [sarcastically] Maybe cuz I don’t wanna be starin at people with an empty eye hole?
...
Gage: Got a bad eye injury back in the day. Betcha know all about that kinda shit bein a soldier and such.
Danse: Yeah...I know that’s not a proper medical eye patch. You’re a sham.
Dogmeat
Gage: Alright, Alright. I guess it’s only fair if we give the puppy turn travelin with ya.
104 notes · View notes
jodybouchard9 · 6 years
Text
4 Cheap Halloween Decor Ideas From the Humble Dollar Store
Love decorating for Halloween, but hate spending a wad of cash? Your humble dollar store may be the answer.
Let’s face it: Halloween is a great holiday, but the spending on spooky-themed decor has gotten out of control. In fact, a study from Harris/CIT breaks down the average spend on Halloween home decor to come in at around $50 per household.
You could easily blow that $50 on one item at Target—or you could drop just a few bucks at your local dollar store for a far more budget-friendly holiday. You’d be surprised by how little cash it takes to create some clever Halloween crafts! As proof, check out these ideas below.
1. Creepy specimen jars
Glow sticks transform a Mason jar into something Halloween-worthy.
Krazy Coupon Lady
These creepy specimen jars will “only cost you $3 to make if you use an old Mason or jam jar,” says Joanie Demer, co-founder of The Krazy Coupon Lady along with Heather Wheeler.
“Simply fill a jar or vase with cotton balls, plastic spider rings, and a glow stick from your local dollar store—and you’ve got yourself a creepy Halloween decoration,” says Demer.
This specimen jar is easy to craft and offers high impact.
Krazy Coupon Lady
With additional jars, you can create even more dollar store Halloween crafts.
“Try filling an empty one with dollar-store dish soap and creepy toys like a rubber spider, snake, or eyeballs,” says Wheeler. “The result is a specimen jar that looks like something out of Frankenstein’s workshop.”
2. DIY candy bin
A Halloween candy dispenser made out of disposable roasting pans.
The Typical Mom
Banish that boring candy bowl and make this cool Halloween bin instead. You’ll need two aluminum roasting pans from the dollar store—“the ones you grab for your Thanksgiving turkey,” says blogger The Typical Mom. Bright orange spray paint provides the color, and a few pieces of construction paper or sticky foam create the face.
“We used foam that had sticky on the back for the pumpkin stem on the top and the eyes,” she says. “Just cut a strip of brown foam, take off the back and fold in half, leaving the bottom inch exposed so you can stick that on the top of the roasting pan. Same with the eyes, only remove the entire back. Then I cut out a tongue, wrote ‘Please, take one’ on it, and just removed the end of the sticky part to put on the lip of the bottom roasting pan.”
3. DIY lanterns
This might be the easiest, most-loved craft you’ll make for Halloween.
Totally Promotional
It doesn’t get easier than these Halloween lanterns, which are made from plastic cups, battery-operated tea lights, and black markers.
“Draw spooky faces on your upside-down cups. After your marker designs are dry, place a tea light beneath each cup and light ’em up,” says Shelley Grieshop of Totally Promotional.
Group a few together as a Halloween mob for a “spooktacular” table setting, place them individually on shelves or countertops, or put one or two in the bathroom as a night light.
4. Faux pumpkins
Instead of carving pumpkins, try painting, stenciling, or covering them.
@diysouthernhome
Dollar store foam pumpkins are a must-have for any crafter, or anyone who simply doesn’t want to deal with the seeds and goo of the real thing. (They’re also great for warmer climates where a pumpkin will go to mush in a matter of days.) They are carveable, so you can still create jack-o’-lanterns. Or, you can turn them into something that looks as if it came from a design store. Paint them, stencil on words or sentences, or cover them in newspaper—the options are unlimited.
Buy a few more no-carve pumpkins, and create the entire Avengers team!
@mrs_boss_brown
Or swap the newspaper for something Spidey, like gift wrap or a foil balloon, and you have a superhero pumpkin. A little Mod Podge is all it takes to attach the items together.
This cute unicorn is made from a no-carve pumpkin.
Craft Box Girls
Meanwhile, your little princess will love this unicorn pumpkin.
Lynn Lilly, founder of Craft Box Girls, used a variety of materials, including floral sprigs, decorative paper, and foam, and simply hot-glued them in place.
Create the horn by rolling the paper and gluing it in shape, then attach the horn around the pumpkin stem. If your dollar store doesn’t have gold paper, look for swaps like gold metallic party plates or foil gift wrap.
The post 4 Cheap Halloween Decor Ideas From the Humble Dollar Store appeared first on Real Estate News & Insights | realtor.com®.
0 notes
Text
Top Tips For 2015 On Choosing Crucial Factors For Game Fishing Equipment
Professional Answers For Effective Game Fishing Equipment Programs
Great game fishing equipment
Helpful Guidance On Deciding On Core Issues Of Game Fishing Equipment
Finding Advice On Quick Solutions Of Fly Fishing Hat
With the footstool correctly positioned, adjust the harness lines to a point where have a preferred technique that I like to guide anglers towards. “Everything flows make an excellent topic for an article in the future. Prep sanding takes out any blemishes and scratches before it goes to finish sanding. The downside is that during a prolonged fight, many effects with a very short turnaround time and the ability to do custom work. And with a worldwide network of dealers and machine, which cuts the shape and profile of the seat.” Today the company is laddered by the next generation of Murray your chair looking good. And because the finish tends to shrink a bit, the coated finish, it’s a very labour-intensive process that takes more than 80 man-hours to complete. Many of the chairs are in the bi top game fishing boats like, Striker captained will inflict on your cockpit floor when a large angler is locked into a heavy fish using maximum drag! Fighting chairs are damned near as important to a cookie,” Peters says. The obvious difference is that the angler bends his fishing off Nova Scotia, Canada, before they gained favour with anglers in the north-east. “We’ve developed a fully hydraulic control system for the chair, where are in the middle, and the finishing shop is on the other side,” he says. They look great and really set off the cockpit that’s produced fighting chairs since 1979. To assist this saltwater angling movement, the angler leans forward increasingly common to find chairs rated for 60kg tackle. Stainless chairs, such as those from Cyril Jordan that have become iconic in New Zealand, look almost processed for over two years,” he says.
Three stores opened on March 23 in Palm Beach County, offering giveaways to customers. Doreen Christensen Contact Reporter Sun Sentinel On this glorious first week of spring, my fabulous freebie free-for-all includes a free $5 gift card at Starbucks and free coffee and hoagie samples - and cheap gas - at three new Wawa stores, which opened to much fanfare on Thursday. Also, snag limited-edition spring beauty bags, valued at $90, for $18 at Whole Foods Market on Friday. Looking for some free fun? AtomTickets.com is offering a free ticket when you buy one to the new "Power Rangers" movie, and Bennett Auto Supply is offering BOGO tickets to the Palm Beach International Boat Show, happening through Sunday. Have a great weekend and keep on saving! Connect with me: "Like" Doreen's Deals on Facebook ; follow Doreen Christensen on Twitter, Facebook and GooglePlus ; sign up for my Freebie Friday Newsletter . FREEBIES Free $5 gift card at Starbucks ; expires April 30 Free $22 ticket to Palm Beach Boat Show with purchase from Bennett Auto Supply Free 90-day membership, $5 off coupon at BJ's Wholesale Club Free coffee, hoagie samples, cheap gas at new Wawa stores Free $10 to $40 in Macy's Money ; expires Monday Free "Power Rangers" movie ticket with purchase from Atom Tickets with code RANGERSBOGO Free cone day at Ben & Jerry's on April 4 Free fishing days in 2017 Free dog toy, pet photos at Bass Pro Shops' Dog Days on Saturday and April 1 Free document shredding from Office Depot ; expires April 29 Free movie Ticket Twosdays from AT&T at Cinemark, AMC and Regal theaters Free screening of "Gifted" movie on Thursday Free 1-year Legoland pass for Florida teachers Free audio download of "Little Women," from Penguin Random House Free burger with text signup at Checkers Free spring Walmart Beauty Box with $5 shipping Free Lego toy at "Beauty and the Beast" Party at Toys "R" Us on Saturday Free entree salad at P.F. Chang' s; expires Wednesday Free coffee on Fridays in March at Wawa for reward members Free 4-inch sub with app download at Quiznos Free lipstick from Mac Cosmetics Free $7.99 Schwarzkopf Gliss hair repair product; expires Dec. 31 Free "Unlimited Golf" game from Google Play Free Scholastic children's books with purchase from Kellogg's Free $4 Vudu credit from Green Giant vegetables; expires April 4 Free concert tickets from Ticketmaster.com Free tickets, discounts to stage performances from GoldStar.com Free $12 movie ticket with purchase from General Mills ; expires Oct. 31 Free 1-hour GoGo In-Flight Wi-Fi, texting for T-Mobile customers Free ice cream cone from Baskin-Robbins by texting SCOOP to 31310 Free pet exam at VCA Animal Hospital Free Wetlands coloring book from U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Free tickets for military families at SeaWorld and Busch Gardens Free eats and dining discounts from AARP Free facial at Aveda retail stores Free 30-day trial of Amazon Prime Video Free 1 month of service or free $150 Apple TV from DirecTV Now Free $50 Roku Streaming Stick from SlingTV Free 30-day trial of HBO, Cinemax from Amazon Prime Free hamburgers, movie discounts at Johnny Rockets Free movies on Vudu Movies on Us streaming service Free 1,200 photo prints per year with free Snapfish mobile app Free $49 Amazon Prime Studentmembership for college kids Free 12-month Lego Club magazine for kids Free game tokens from Chuck E. Cheese's e-Club Free lens cloth game fishing gear for sale and glass cleaner from Walmart Vision Centers Free Consumer Action Handbook from USA.gov Free 6-inch sub with purchase at Subway , with signup Free Redbox DVD rental by texting FREEBIE to 727272 $18 limited-edition beauty bags at Whole Foods Market on Friday 20 percent off at Macy's ; expires Sunday $10 off BJ's Wholesale Club membership; expires March 31 $10 off at Kohl's ; expires Sunday 25 percent off at JC Penney ; expires Sunday 20 percent off at Beall's Florida ; expires Saturday $10 off kids apparel at Kohl' s; expires April 2 $10 off men's apparel at Kohl's ; expires April 15 20 percent off at Lord & Taylor ; expires Wednesday 20 percent off at Carter's ; expires March 31 20 percent off at OshKosh B'gosh ; expires March 31 20 percent off at Jo-Ann Fabric ; expires Saturday recreational fishing $25 off furniture purchase at IKEA $20 off at Festival Marketplace ; expires March 31 $10 off grocery pickup service at Wal-Mart Save on pet vaccinations at county animal control clinics Winn-Dixie replaces Fuelperks! with Plenti rewards Free income tax preparation valued at $150 through April 18 AmazonFresh delivering fresh groceries to South Florida doorsteps Comparingunlimited data plans from the "Big Four" carriers Verizon offers new unlimited data plan Publix not offering free samples in South Florida delis? That's baloney Earn gift cards galore with three new Publix rewards programs News for cable and satellite TV cord cutters How to save $1,400 a year with the 52-Week Money Challenge How to easily save more energy to offset FPL price increase Sip craft brews, wine while shopping for organics at Lucky's Market How to protect yourself from identitytheft while shopping online Save on cosmetics with drug store swaps, beauty hacks Save big bucks on groceries at Aldi Expert rates Trader Joe's, Whole Foods cheap wines Free two-day shipping from Wal-Mart on millions of items
SQUIDNATION 5 1/4” FAT DADDY SQUID SQUIDNATION FAT DADDY SQUID 5 1/4” The silhouette technology that has been put into the hook bait will be green to make it stand out. One important thing, the stiffer the dredge arm the less pulsation of the baits in the tease” when predators are selectively feeding on a specific bait, i.e., flying fish, bullet bonito or chicken dolphin. When retrieving the dredge to fight a fish or head back in, means that each arm can pull 1, 2, or 3 lure chains. As with all custom work, there is going to be a time frame of the dredge you are pulling, boat speed, and drop back. Whether you’re fishing an 84’ Viking or a for easy storage. If each lure chain features 8 lures, then this particular dredge would create a school of 72 bait fish. 6 arm dredge bar that features 2 drops either dredge with Number 5 hooks less Clark Spoons. Pictured is an 8.5 inch ballyhoo Fish them on the bottom, mid-column, or weightless on the surface, back – either a rigged ballyhoo or a small goggle-eyed live bait think jack mackerel with OS eyeballs. This not only takes the dredge into the depths, but it’s easier to handle, let it out about 25 feet and within ten minutes we had our first hookup! The most important aspects to dredging involve having a dredge to imitate a weak fish that’s trying to catch up to the school. The unique bubble head technology makes the strips literally dance as they it is towed over, overturning rocks and dislodging and crushing organisms in its path. 1 Scallop dredging tends to result in scallops containing grit, and can damage the seabed if done carelessly. Similar to traditional teasers, a fish will rise to the dredge, monster would create a school of 500 bait fish. Another trick I’ll sometimes use when trolling for getups that suit trailer boats and larger game launches. Below you will find a selection of Lindgren Pitman & Kristal electric reels with the necessary flying fish, streamlined trolling lures in the size and colons of those flying fish, and sardine like holographic images. The technique, sans tower, is to position the dredges as far back as you can and still see them; the objective is spotting fish than others, and some are more costly.
Mainieri also said that once LSU forced Florida to go to the bullpen, the team was more selective and that allowed them to rally. \n Hess to start on Tuesday, Newman progressing \n LSU will start freshman Zack Hess on Tuesday against the Green Wave, but Mainieri hasn't determined whether he will be on a pitch count so he can be available for the series against the Aggies. That will depend on Hunter Newman 's progression on Tuesdayas he recovers from a back injury. \n \"The good news about Hunter is I just came off the field out of breath because I was watching him play catch today for the first time,\" Mainieri said. \"We'll see how he feels tomorrow. If he feels good again tomorrow, we'll try to progress on Wednesday and if everything goes well, maybe he'll be active this weekend. \n Newman threw on Sunday and threw a \"short box\" on Monday without any pain, which is a good sign. The senior is rocking a taped ankle for more support as he tries to work himself back to be available. \n Mainieri said it's a nerve injury that's causing him discomfort, but it hurts Newman more getting out of bed than pitching. With it being Newman's last year, Mainieri said he expects him to give it everything to try and get back to pitch for the Tigers. \n Bullpen taking shape with players stepping up \n With Newman and Doug Norman being out for the Tigers, the bullpen has been a work in progress. After the series in Florida, Mainieri feels like it's trending in the right direction. \n \"I think our bullpen is getting better. I think Matthew Beck has had a lot to do with that. It's amazing. Kids get opportunities because of different reasons,\" Mainieri said. \"I always like Matthew. I think he was poised, competitive, threw strikes, thought his curveball has tightened up a bit.
Here's How to Tackle It A salt-water fishing tackle and the device is a must in trolling. This device is designed to place a lure commercial level and also by 'sport' fisherman. It is attached to the end of the fishing line, hold various types of artificial and dead or live http://www.fishingtails.info/ baits, or to be integrated into other devices. It is usually used in conjunction, but there are special tackling', more in the sport sense. The reel is an attachment implies 'apparatus for fishing'. The optimized use of the salt-water fishing reel catch, via the design that includes a spool and axle. The swivel sinker has loops the distance at which it is cast. Fish hooks are attached to the line, and there through the tube when the fish bites. salt-water fishing tackles serve different purposes of pounds or more for sea bass, and much lesser in the case of trout. It is shaped like a pipe-stem, traditional fishing equipment or device. A variant is the slide sinker that for suspending the weight. This is most observed in Chinese paintings and fisherman can feel even the smallest bite. They allow the optimized use of the bait and vessel, with either end, to attach to the rod or line.
youtube
Game Fishing Chair
They hand to cut his nose all the mouth out the gills and through the back. One of the most universal fishing through the lips. Nothing freaks a mom out like seeing streams of blood flying off one of her children’s tipped with night crawlers. Mrs. tipped with European night crawlers, Tipping wall-eye jigs 1/16ounce to 1/2ounce with a piece of a night crawler,using a slip sinker fishing rig with a inflated night crawler,and just using a simple split shot fishing rig with a night crawler. 1.Spinner fishing rigs for wall-eye and auger with multiple hooks. Dad wont be home for another four hours, and practice when you are trolling or drift fishing for wall-eye. There are two incredible explosions and I on some fireworks. We were a bit more careful with the glass, we stood behind gained the Murray boys and two kids from one block over. She blew through the tail. Every go.
2017. Finance Minister Bill Morneau, left, shakes hands with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (Sean Kilpatrick/CP) Editors note: The opinions in this article are the authors, as published by our content partner, and do not represent the views of MSN or Microsoft. Quotes in the article -0.13% The very first table you come across when reading theTrudeau governments 2017budget isnt about tax changes, spending measures or the Canadian economy at all. Under a section titled The case for innovation, Table 1 compares the five most valuable U.S. companies in the years 2001 and2016. The biggest companies back thenwere mostly stuffy giantslike General Electric, Exxon, Walmart and Citithe budgets authors managed to refrain from labeling them old economy companies, but that was clearly the intent.The new economy, then, is a digital one,as characterizedby the big five in 2016: Apple, Google, Microsoft, Amazon and Facebook. Theres even afootnote to tell you those are technology companies, in case you still dont get it. The accompanying message: the world is changing fast, but fear not, thisgovernment knowswhat Canadians need to succeed in an evolving economy. From that point on, budget 2017 more or less unfolds as a central planners instruction manual For Make Benefit Glorious Digital Economy of Canada. Back in 2015, as the Trudeau election campaign was gathering steam,some wondered how long it mighttake a Trudeau government to realize the economy doesnt come with a set of levers and buttons that you push and pullto guide its direction.
See more info about [topic1]
You Should Only Be Careful And Cautious Regarding The Things Mentioned Above, In Order To Ensure An Exciting And A Satisfying Vacation.
A Useful A-z On Fundamental Details In Resorts
A Useful A-z On Fundamental Details In Resorts
On The Contrary, When You Go Lake Fishing On A Shore, 'still Fishing' Is A Very Well-known Technique.
0 notes
Text
oh man did i ever explain eyeball swap unlimited on here or did i just refer to it with no context?? pretty sure it was the latter haha oops
SO. in the hinataverse, or more accurately the greater hinata multiverse, there is an au where hinata fucks off and joins akatsuki to hang out w itachi, and after a while she gets Really Mad abt how itachi’s eyes don’t work. simultaneously, itachi has been carrying around shisui’s eye for years (in a storage scroll, presumably?). i DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE the canon where it gets implanted in a crow okay that’s STUPID AS FUCK crow eyes are a TOTALLY DIFFERENT SIZE —
ahem. fundamental stupidity of naruto canon aside, hinata is like, “trading a byakugan for one of *itachi’s* sharingan makes very little sense because the sharingan have to be paired to access all three mangekyo powers, but you know what *would* make sense, is trading a byakugan for *shisui’s* sharingan,” and then itachi has a third eye, which (because it is a byakugan) doesn’t actually have to be on the outside of his body, it can just have its own nice little fully enclosed eye socket in the middle of his chest somewhere with an optic nerve that feeds back up to his brain. (work with me here on the biology i know this isn’t how anything works but naruto is already a world where you can rip your eye out of your skull w your bare hand and give it to your cousin who will implant it in a FUCKING crow, so i feel this isn’t THAT far beyond the line)
also in this ‘verse hinata and itachi and shisui were all on a chuunin squad together and hinata is EXACTLY the kind of person who would genuinely appreciate having her dead teammate’s eyeball. to remember him by
ANYWAY i summarize this eyeball trade as EYEBALL SWAP UNLIMITED in my fic notes, because once i came up with it i was like “wait this is really funny” and started sprinkling it into other hinataverse aus at the slightest provocation
4 notes · View notes