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Eyebomb, Therefore I Am: new book release

Yep! You read that correctly, I, M T (writes at a speed which compares unfavourably with continental drift) McGuire have a new book out. This book. Eyebomb, Therefore I Am Currently it is available, with perks, on Kickstarter, until 22nd February and will roll out to other retailers and my own store in a few months. Although, to be honest, by the time I’ve given Ingram/Amazon a cut, the…

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My first eyebomb. #eyebomb #eyebombthereforeiam #gogglyeyes #googlyeyes http://bit.ly/2G0ZzTX

[mtmcguire]

This week I have been mostly …

Running around like a blue-arsed fly. No change there then. Even so, I am going to write a blog post because I am beginning to understand that writing reasonably regular blogs is actually part of my self-care regimen. Yes. This is where I vent, and if I don’t, I start venting to actual Real Humans. The joy of a blog is that, if you don’t want to read this, you can just not read it, but Real Live…

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Eyebomb … everything. Publishing news.

Well, that was a hell of a week. In a good way. I’ve shared most of what’s been going on on social media. Normally I don’t do that because … spoilers! This time, because I keep forgetting to write my blog I just thought … sod it! And of course, now here I am, remembering to write my blog, so while last week, you kind of missed out, this week, you get duplicates. Sod and his chuffing law eh? Since…

[mtmcguire]

Let's talk about pigeons ... beads in shoe soles etc ...

This week, my school friend texted me to say she’d had a successful cancer op. There’s none left and she will do radio therapy. ‘Woot! Fantastic news!’ I started to type. ‘Woot! Bacteria!’ wrote my phone. Fuckinell what is it on? I stopped and tried again. Nope. I have to laboriously type it in, one letter at a time, very slowly in order for it to understand because nothing will persuade it that…

[mtmcguire]

Dead chuffed with these sociable worms. They might be one of the best eyebombs I've done so far. 🤣🤣 #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits #nofilter #googlyness #googliness #nofilter #ooglygoogly #streetart #streetartistry https://www.instagram.com/p/CnuZHgnq9iA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Stop! #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits #nofilter #googlyness #googliness https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxo1CLnFac9/?igshid=cv9oqimdtstj

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The utterly disapproving soap dispenser. #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits https://www.instagram.com/p/BokBoaaBKDe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6vpuq3io411x

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Sometimes it takes me a while to #ketchup. #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits https://www.instagram.com/p/BnlJLKPhyh4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n9cto6zssbt0

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Wiith apologies to the people of Puligny Montrachet but I've been wanting to eyebomb one of your fire hydrants for about 5 years. Mission accomplished. Mwahahahaaaargh! #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits #nofilter

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Happy Easter! #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits #nofilter

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This little chap was waiting in our hotel. #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits

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Do not feed the animals. #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits #nofilter #googlyness #googliness #nofilter #ooglygoogly #streetart #streetartist https://www.instagram.com/p/CCJ_EZEhgxx/?igshid=thhvvrio74s8

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How's this for a fucking miserable looking iced bun? #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits #nofilter #googlyness #googliness #nofilter #ooglygoogly #streetart #streetartist https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Ec0m6hyp6/?igshid=rkqsdbhzrsdu

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Knapped flints. Always a gift. #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits #nofilter #googlyness #googliness #nofilter #ooglygoogly #streetart #streetartistry https://www.instagram.com/p/B66q2HVBy8m/?igshid=1lr24gbmsvfsq

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Cheeky eyebomb in M&S on the way home after a day flogging books at the Bury St Edmunds Christmas Fayre. #EyebombthereforeIam #eyebombing #eyebomb #eyebombed #eyebomber #eyebombtheschoolrun #googleyeyes #googley #googlyeye #googly #eyesonthings #iseefaceseverywhere #googlyjoy #wigglyey #wigglyeyes #wiggleeye #googlyeyebandits #nofilter #googlyness #googliness #nofilter #ooglygoogly #streetart #streetartist https://www.instagram.com/p/B5M6xBhlbiD/?igshid=j475unir8btj