#ezio did. (sleep in the same bed as your wife and second-in-command) (communal assassin naps with recruits laying on top of you)
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‘you’re just making an excuse for an assassin puppy pile again’ AND. SO SUE ME. maybe during brotherhood they all went and started shuffling their sleeping bags & bedrolls closer to each other. have we considered that huh. maybe that’s the only way to get desmond to stop screaming through every night is to make sure he’s got someone on every side of him. maybe they’re trying to conserve warmth down there. it’s normal team behavior. totally.
#desmond is having nightmares because being altaïr and ezio was Extremely Fucking Traumatizing. ergo: fix this using the methods altaïr and#ezio did. (sleep in the same bed as your wife and second-in-command) (communal assassin naps with recruits laying on top of you)#they recreate these sensations -> fewer desmond nightmares -> flawless plan.#and then if the rest of them also start sleeping better snd having fewer nightmares. well. well!#team bonding exercises……
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