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❝ EVENT ❞ /// Well well well . . . The votes have come in for those special Sovereigns titles . Looks like there’s a winning couple ! And it’s . . . the Little Lamb and Cheerleading Captain ? Wait . Did they even have promotional materials ? No ? Wow . Who would’ve thought those two could capture so many hearts ?

Here I was thinking the Queen of Hearts , with all her wild overconfidence , would win for sure . She and Dreamboat made quite the dazzling pair at the red carpet . Just not dazzling enough , apparently . Shame she couldn’t put her money where her mouth is . Or maybe she just chose the wrong guy to drag off ? Don’t misunderstand — blondie was a pretty armpiece — but I know someone who could’ve done better than him .

Vivi and the Ice Princess were my second choice , I must admit . A picture-perfect couple , I know I wasn’t the only one excited to see them . They’ll be the talk of the town for a good while , and not necessarily in a good way . All eyes are on you two now ; just waiting for you to crash and burn . If nothing else , I bet the fire will be absolutely splendid . Can someone bring marshmallows ?

Finally , our beloved Corpse and Karl . Their promotional materials were rather cute ; befitting for such a strange duo . One has to wonder if they did this seriously or not , though . Given how cheesy their spiel was , I wouldn’t be surprised if they submitted their names for shits and giggles . Although either way , I doubt they’d ever win anything like this . If you know , you know . 

In any case , congratulations to the winners . I hope you’re satisfied with your undeserved little victory ! Enjoy the crowns , pins , and whatever other nonsense the institute hands out . Oh , and get used to the spotlight . It’ll be focused on you for a good while after this . 

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on GOD dude

get me ones of like random comic and show quotes with weird poses and I would go apeshit

Deadpool trading cards would be great ngl. I want them.

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Cupid's Arrow

// A drabble dedicated to @f00lishgxmers //

Let's be honest, when Callahan saw Noah's name on the card he drew, he burst out laughing.

He could only imagine several people had wanted an excuse to kiss the athletic and attractive football player. Callahan continued snickering as he swaggered over to Noah Brown, phone and notecard in hand.

"Noahhh!" He called as he approached, teeth glowing in the dark and alien-themed glowing bracelets on his wrist that waved back and forth. "Hey man, I drew your name for Cupid's Arrow." He grinned and flashed the card at the other, turning to the nearest person and handing his phone to them. "Take a picture for me, will ya?" He laughed, at ease with the situation.

Callahan turned to Foolish once again. "Okay you're gonna have to work with me here, lean down or something unless you're wanting me to climb you like a tree." Once Foolish does so in typical oblivious Noah fashion, Callahan winks and quietly says; "I figured it might be weird to actually kiss, so just trust me and go for the thumbs. You'll see what I mean."

"You ready?" Callahan calls to the person holding his phone. "I really want that prize. No clue what it is, but." He shrugs, turning back to Foolish and cupping the others face in his hands, leaning in and making it look like the two kissed--however Callahan's thumbs were in the way.

Stage kiss with Foolish: Success.

"Fundy's a lucky guy." Callahan steps back, taking his phone and checking the picture, "see you around Noah!" And with that Callahan disappears back into the crowd to claim his prize.

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Wish I Could Synthesize (A Picture-Perfect Guy) // thread with @f00lishgxmers

“Dude, check this out.” Dream slides his computer over to Foolish. They’re both lounging on the floor, a shaggy rug keeping them comfortable. He points at a textbox on the screen. Above it, the words ‘Hello! What is your name?’ read clearly. “It’s an AI,” he explains. “Some lonely member of the Gamers Guild developed it. Supposedly, once you answer all its questions, it’ll calculate the likelihood you’ll find your ‘perfect match’.”

The chances of it being accurate are slim. Very, very slim. At least, that’s what Dream initially assumed. But the software spread around the Gamers Guild Discord like wildfire. Geeks everywhere were praising how fun it is, much to the developer’s delight. After some encouragement from other members, Dream decided to give it a shot too. Just to dissect its functions, of course.

Stretching, he leans over, almost knocking aside his bowl of popcorn. The keyboard clacks softly as he types into the box. He has half the mind to write Foolish’s name, but settles instead for a simple ‘Test’. Hitting enter reveals a large questionnaire. Everything from height to personality is required to proceed. “I didn’t think it would be this detailed,” Dream admits, an awkward smile parting his lips.

He goes through a few questions, giving commentary along the way.

‘Preferred height?’ “Below six feet, obviously.” Definitely not taller than him. His ego couldn’t handle that.

‘Preferred intelligence?’ Dream chuckles. “Where’s the ‘almost just as smart as me’ option?” He eventually settles on a 9/10. Since he’s obviously a 10, that will have to do.

‘Preferred hobbies?’ “Chess. Absolutely chess. Gaming too. Maybe game development? That’d be cool.”

Finally, he gets to a question that gives him pause. ‘Preferred gender?’ Dream stares for a second, then rolls his eyes. “You know, maybe this is silly after all,” he says, scrolling quickly down to inspect the other inquiries. “I mean, look at this. ‘Preferred personality’? ‘Voice’? ‘Profession’?” He laughs. “I don’t think anyone will check all my boxes.” A glance is cast Foolish’s way. “Do you want to give it a try, though? Don’t let my pessimism stop you.”

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❝ UPDATE ❞ /// One more to add to this list ? Take a peek , everyone , at the newest couple on the block ! These two seem destined to be together , seeing as they can't keep their tongues out each other's throats . Our beloved Sweetheart and Finnick on Ice have been obsessed with one another lately . My my , what will dear Punzie Poo think about this ? Not to mention . . . I'm sure I've seen them with ViVi before too . My heart goes out to our football team . But , well , once a cheater , always a cheater .

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❝ SPOTTED ❞ /// Well well , if it isn’t everyone’s favorite ViVi ! This well-liked — sixth year ? jeez — truly does live up to hir nickname : Foolish ! Can someone with such a violent past truly change ? Nope ! And he's a fool if he thinks otherwise . Don’t know what I mean ? I’m sure ve would love to keep it that way . With so many secrets swirling around that empty head of hirs , do we really know who Foolish is ? Does anyone ? Guess we don’t have a choice ; ve never gave us one . In any case , we welcome you with open arms . Can’t wait to see what you do next !

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I’m curiousss, what couple do you ship the most or the least?

Vivi and the Ice Princess have my vote . They're my favorite couple , although not for the reasons they might think . And . . . least favorite ship ? Well , I think I made my stance on that already very clear . Thank you for asking !