#fakeprowrestlingfacts

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How about the Motor City Machine Guns

Fact #241

The Motor City Machine Guns always sneeze in unison, no matter how far away from each other they are.

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If you would have told me that one day I'd be running a minor meme blog that lies about pro wrestlers by request, I'd say, yeah that sounds like something I would do

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Maybe one for Will Ospreay

Fact #207

Will Ospreay used to be a little fluffy duckling, but a witch put a spell on him to make him human.

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ADRENALINE

IN MY SOUL

WHAT’S A FACT FOR CODY RHODES?

Fact #210

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL

HERE'S A FACT FOR CODY RHODES:

Cody Rhodes rides to work on a giant eagle.

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Another Nick Wayne one?

Fact #218

Nick Wayne believes Killswitch is a dragon.

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Christian Cage?

Fact #215

Christian Cage starts each day staring menacingly and unblinklingly at himself in a mirror while ironing his turtleneck.

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Kenny Omega

Fact #200

Kenny Omega has consistently had some kind of facial hair for the last several years not for aesthetic reasons, but because cats like to rub up against beards.

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Mariah May?

Fact #242

Mariah May doesn't need to use blush, because her cheeks are naturally the perfect amount of rosy.

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Don't know if you can offer tag team facts, but if you can, maybe a Golden Lovers for the people :)

Fact #231

The Golden Lovers have all the same allergies.

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hook

Fact #204

Hook will sometimes take a nap outside and wake up covered in stray cats. They recognize one of their own.

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Orange Cassidy?

Fact #252

Orange Cassidy meows in his sleep.

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Seth Rollins?

Fact #216

Seth Rollins has nightmares about metal folding chairs telling him everything he's done wrong in his life.

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Another one for Hook?

Fact #219

Hook doesn't have a favorite flavor of chips. He just likes chips in general.

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Wheeler Yuta pls

Fact #202

Ever since joining BCC, Yuta likes his steaks a bit more bloody than before.

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juice robinson 😛?

Fact #232

Juice Robinson actually hates all juice. He refuses to drink any kind.

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Mayhaps a Kota Ibushi fact

Fact #203

Kota Ibushi sneezes fireworks.