8th annual nick valentine post! fallout 4 npcs Love sitting. they'll see a chair and ask "is anyone gonna sit here" and not wait for an answer. its like nick is on a personal quest to sit in every chair in the commonwealth. if he sees a chair its on sight
its because his joints are bad, obviously. he's like 140
fallout 3: hmmm. is it bad to blow up the people you don't like?
fallout new vegas: every action has consequences, even actions you believe to be correct and that seem like the most straightforward way to improve society and free people from poverty and disease. war is hell and there are limits to how many problems can be solved with a revolver. every enemy you kill is someone's brother or daughter or lover, and you can't guarantee you won't meet that someone and have to stand by your decisions at some point. how strong is your conviction to do the "right" thing when you know that people you care about may hate you for it? how sure are you that your definition of "good" is more correct than someone else's? how often is your "good" really just the lesser of two evils? who are you to play god and decide what kinds of people deserve happiness more than others? would it be cowardly and wrong to remain neutral and detached when you hold the power to singlehandedly change everything? w
fallout 4: hmmm. is it bad to blow up the WAIT!!! POST CANCELED i just remembered this game has a mod that lets you replace Curie's humanoid synth form with a hot robot furry and you can date her and that kinda fucking rules actually
Dear scientists/engineers/robotics experts or whomever may be in charge of designing robots
Please stop giving them human faces. It is incredibly creepy and I do not want to interact with them. Below I have compiled a list of viable alternatives to design your robots with the intent of being approachable and user friendly. This is not good. No one wants this ⬇️
The screen face
Pros: Simple, humanoid, capable of displaying more than just facial expressions, doesn't creep me the fuck out
Cons: none, this is perfection
The google eye(s)
Cons: Capable of minimal facial expression
Pros: Provides some form of face for the user to connect and make eye contact with, cute, doesn't creep me the fuck out
Literally no face at all
Cons: there isn't a face
Pros: DOES NOT. CREEP ME. THE FUCK. OUT.
This is not a complicated concept, please stop. It would be easier and less creepy to just draw a smiley face on the robot in sharpie