#more at 7

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne whenever he gets kidnapped as a civilian so he doesn’t have to keep up the dark and scary act:

[ghost-bxrd]

I have found your tumblr!!

So now… can i please see some crumbs of your Arkhamverse AU?

Of course 💚

I only recently shared a little sneak peek for the next part, so here are a few over all little details for this verse in the meantime ✨

Ak!Jason is totally convinced that his “rescuer” is going to keep torturing him even worse than Joker… he’s fine with that as long as he doesn’t have to go back to Arkham

Og!Jason is in over his head with how to deal with Ak!Jason and consults several child psychology books on trauma and then decides to just… wing it (because there’s sadly no book on “what to do if your alternate self gets tortured by a psychopathic clown for months on end and your alternate family is seen gallivanting around town like nothing happened”)

Og!Jason draws many conclusions as to the forms of torture Ak!Jason had to go through, some of them wrong

Ak!Jason has a habit of suggesting torture methods to his “rescuer” (his one act of rebellion, because the methods he’s suggesting are less painful than the alternatives)

The rest you’ll have to find out as the story progresses hehe 💚

[panncakes]

“I hope you’ll have countless dental impressions. Patients won’t show up late or act up, except I can be late.”

[bethanydelleman]

Two Canadians Get Into a Very Polite Argument About How They Are More Sorry Than the Other for a Minor Mishap

[ubepan]

modern au where shen-nyan is just bingge's cat who hisses and growls at him but sits on other people's laps and even purrs at them. bingge is extremely distraught over the whole thing (read: he cries when it happens)

[aspiring-adventurer]

I've been experiencing The Yearning™ for Alton Towers and wanted to lift my spirits by drawing my persona performing in the Alton Towers Firework Spectacular! The green staff there is a nod to Sir Algenon's light-up conductor's wand that he used in the 2015 Fireworks :)

Drawing this also made me wanna learn sickass staff tricks

[hanasnx]

being on the sex position side of google is wild because i’m sitting here like my favorite face fucking positions have names??? well how about that. gosh

[venear-tmblr]

telling Ocie there was moss in her boob window was arguably one of my best improv stream lines :]

[sans-guy]

if i were a little guy i would use my unreasonably large bbf (beast boyfriend) as a mattress. just sayin

[trenchcoat-full-of-snails]

Repeating the words "i'm not allowed to chicken out" to myself like a mantra aaaaaaaaaaa

[ultrakart]

GOSH Mochizou’s confession in Tamako Love Story is such an excellent scene. Just LOOK at the setup:

Tamako is being Tamako, rambling on and on about mochi like it’s her entire world. Her passion for making mochi has always been one of her defining character traits and she shows absolutely no sign of changing that. If a royal marriage proposal couldn’t alter the course of her life, then nothing can.

But...

She never considered that the life of her closest friend could change... without her.

What more, her childhood friend is actually in love with her! The force of his declaration physically knocks her back and she takes a spill into the river.

The events of Tamako Market firmly establishes that Takamo puts a lot of value into the same old staying the same old, and Tamako Love Story is all about how she struggles to cope with change.

I cried during this movie. I had to pause and process and profusely wipe my eyes. Tamako was knocked off her feet by tonal whiplash from the anime, and so was I.

It’s brilliant stuff. Plz watch Tamako Market + Tamako Love story.

[v-tired-queer]

"This is fine," I say, suddenly remembering that I have hooded eyelids which are the whole reason I don't apply eyeliner in the first place.

"No one will even notice," I tell myself, recapping the inky black liquid and unceremoniously tossing it back into my makeup pouch.

"It's a good attempt," I continue to dig a hole of denial, making myself cozy in the little nook.

[dongpound]

Listen if I lose against Totpocalypse that’s fine bc it’s fucking hilarious and accurate to the tone of Things Will Be Fine

[agonizedembrace]

it is now time that i settle down on my coven verse

[deathshallbenomore]

cotoletta bolognese 1 - 0 giulia deathshallbenomore

[thejudgementalchicken]

In Pokémon Legends of Arceus, I have a Hisuian Sneasle named Ingo. In Pokémon Violet, I have a Sneasle named Emmet.

This is single handedly, the evilest thing I’ve ever done