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Idea for a fanmade Leitner inspired by a different post I just saw:
Leitner that's a "Where's Waldo" book (no, not "Where's Wally", its a US originated Leitner, and if you complain out loud about it not being "Where's Wally" before reading it fucking explodes your head the second you open it) where as soon as you spot Waldo in the first page, in each subsequent page he gets more and more obvious to spot as he gets closer and closer to the viewer. His usual smile starts flattening out the closer he gets until his face is dead center, taking up a majority of the page with a blank look on his face staring directly into your eyes and you know for a fact that he's looking at you and actually seeing you.
Then you start noticing Waldo in different books that are definitely not copies of "Where's Waldo". And in the background of TV shows. And Movies. And then in real life crowds. And he's always getting closer. Always with that blank, haunted stare from the last page of the original Leitner.
And then, fuck, idk, he kills you or something???
Oh no, waitwaitwait, you end up as one of the people in the crowd in the "Where's Waldo" Leitner, as Waldo gets closer to the viewer the people in the crowd around him start looking more and more openly horrified and outright distressed to the point of visibly sobbing and screaming and those are the people who've read the book before and got McLeitnered™
Idk man it's almost 1 am here, take my podcast brain worms
#tma#the magnus archives#leitners tma#leitner books#fan leitner#fanmade leitner#guess those tags havent ever been used#everyone needs to start coming up with more ideas for fucked up books for funsies cmon guys play with me in the space#an anatomy textbook that makes real organs show up when you read passages about them but theyre always fucked up somehow#a copy of Charlotte's Web where she gaslights Wilbur and you start getting messages written in spider webs in your house after you read it#a tarot deck manual where all the cards are death that makes you also die idfk man I'm spitballing here#tma podcast
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TMA fanmade soundtrack masterpost
0inspired by @radiosandrecordings post about hypothetical names for the TMA soundtrack , i used my lack of musical knowledge and also garage band to make what i think the soundtrack would sound like.
ill update it as i post more but ive made 6 now so i though i might as well make this to keep track of things
and theres a google drive with all the songs on it if you want to download any on them, which you can find here
- somebodys watching you (Main theme)
- aw jee sir thats a lot of eyes (Jhon’s main theme)
- paranoia and anxiety, a song about archivists (Jhon's S2+3 theme)
- does this tea make it look like i’ve just had a panic attack? (Martin’s season 1-3 theme)
- go away the evil boat man says i’m not allowed to kiss your stupid pretty face (martin’s season 4 theme)
- calliope (sasha’s theme)
- calliope (not-shasha’s theme)
- is it hot in here or is it just my burning need for revenge (Tim’s theme
- a normal song for a normal boss (Elias’s theme S1-2)
-okay maybe the boss is less normal (Elias’ theme S3-4)
- less of a boss more of a 200 year old apocalypse prepper (Panoption onwards)
- Let me read my book in peace yes that is a threat (Basira’s theme)
-blatant metaphor for a corrupt system (Daisy’s theme S2-3)
-is this what guilt and empathy feel like? i don’t like it put it back (Daisy’s theme S4)
-ghost hunting. people hunting. one just precursors the other (Melanie’s theme S1-2)
- Hungarian food (Georgie’s theme)
- worm off a string who will she kill (Jane Prentis’ theme)
- incalculable emotional and property damage (Jane's attack)
-plan A is for arson and frankly I’ve never needed to find out what plan B stands for (Gertrude’s theme)
- Agnes
- i would hate you if i cared (but i dont) (Jude Perry’s theme)
- Micheal shelly (MAG 101)
- the coffin song
- Breekon and Hope deliveries
- pick up the phone ive got tea to spill (Anabelle Cane’s theme)
- the spider’s waltz (MAG 172)
- JURGEN LEITNER? STUPID IDIOT BITCH ASS MOTHFUCKER IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE
- clown kidnaps you asmr (nikola’s theme)
- captain of the Tundra (Peter’s theme)
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