#fe-FAIR-ee PECKS-izz

[thewertsearch]

Hey, I’ve seen that gun before!

I spent the other day trying to figure out what the bunny’s other weapons were alchemized from, so their appearances are fresh in my mind. This is, uh...

Well, I think it’s this thing. That second word looks like ‘crosshairs’ to me. Ababo Crosshairs, maybe? Xhahe Crosshairs?

Edit: Never mind! I searched ‘crosshairs’ on the Homestuck Collection, and it turns out the gun’s name was confirmed in Hussie’s second recap as Ahab’s Crosshairs. Fitting, given that it’s about to kill a white whale. 

Either way, I don’t think CA is the enigmatic pen-pal - their speech patterns are too different. He might know the pen-pal, though.  

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA.

For once, a pronunciation doesn’t immediately spring to mind. 

UR-ih-dan, maybe? Eh-REE-dan? AIR-ee-dan? 

A flying whale lusus? Are you kidding me? That’s sick as fuck!

We knew the bunny weapons were endgame, but I didn’t expect a Kamehameha Launcher. Eridan’s going to have an even easier time with Underlings than Equius, and we’re starting to run out of trolls who aren’t cheating at Sgrub. 

Purple blood. Looks like Eridan’s killing his own lusus, before the Mobius Double Reacharound can do its dirty work. 

I guess it has to die somehow, and a mercy kill is one of the kinder options. 

Your name is FEFERI PEIXES.

You hear that, guys? That’s the sound of every troll officially being named! Time to pop the champagne!

Feferi is strong enough to tow a whale, which puts her solidly in the same tier as Equius. I can only assume that having the highest blood on the list has its perks. 

I’m not going to pull out my calculator, but scaling from the whale, this thing is gargantuan. Judging by its design, it’s probably a lusus - but definitely not a lusus as we know it. 

It looks like a kraken, which I speculated to be Feferi’s lusus. I don’t even want to know what it’s going to do to the Underlings. 

That should keep her quiet for a while.

Another reference to the dangerous ‘voice’ of Feferi’s lusus. I’m not aware of any lore about the voice or ‘whispers’ of a kraken, so I’m not sure what’s going on here. 

The whispers, at least, might be metaphorical. Feferi is getting Sgrub lore from her lusus in the same manner as Terezi, whose dragon communicates with her telepathically. Maybe every mythical lusus is telepathic in this way. 

That should keep her happy for a while. And make a freshly orphaned troll somewhere pretty sad.

Eridan’s actual lusus must be his flying seahorse - which is slightly less cool, but still nothing to sneeze at. 

Anyway, what the fuck does krakenmom's voice do that necessitates this kind of slaughter?