#ffxiv dashboard simulator

[staring-at-a-blank-pagee]

soooo I had a dream that ffxiv had Tumblr but everybody was like. really mean and incredibly unhinged, and this is the result of me trying to recreate it lol

⚔️ pvyou Follow

Whether you like it or not, I WILL duel you. I hunger, for blood, for glory.... For VICTORY!!!! RAAAAAH!!!! Prepare to die!!

🪄 hardcastingverraise Follow

There is something deeply wrong with you people.

⭐ worlds-sleepiest-astrologian Follow

..... Oh my gods, were you the Red Mage who got us all killed last week by not moving the giant meteor away from us because you were too busy, well, hardcasting verraise? The resurrection fees from that almost drove me bankrupt!

🪄 hardcastingverraise Follow

Probably, yeah. I do that a lot. Sounds like a skill issue on your part though tbh

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💧 cinimininamon Follow

I don't know what you guys were doing in the Tempest with Emet-Selch but I sure know what I was doing 💦💦😉

💀 arr-vet-sendhelp Follow

The multiverse was a mistake.

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⚕️ forestspirits-deactivated039562

Look, I'm not rolephobic, DPS are just objectively stupider than the rest of us. All they have to do is "hurr durr stand around stab enemy", and they still fail that half the time! I can do better damage than a DPS.

🛡️ protecc-attacc Follow

Um. No, that literally is rolephobia. It's 1577, are we really still talking about this? You're a pathetic excuse for a White Mage if you can't stop being toxic for two seconds and consider that DPS are just as valuable as you or me.

⚕️ forestspirits-deactivated039562

Damn I can't believe you really think that 💀 They got you good. You probably multiclass, don't you? A real tank would never act like you.

🛡️ protecc-attacc Follow

Lol, that's the funny thing. So I did some digging and found your public licensing information, and wow, how funny... It looks like you have Dragoon up to 90! I suppose that was somebody else stealing your licenses and racking up experience on them, right? Because surely, you would never stoop so low.

🛡️ protecc-attacc Follow

THEY DEACTIVATED LMAOOO

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💛 honeybee-leiver Follow

HONEY B. LOVELY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING

TO DIE TO YOUR SWEET VENOM WOULD BE THE GREATEST PLEASURE OF MY EXISTENCE

LET ME BE YOUR WORKER BEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL

🐝 honeyblovely-official

Aww!! Your support means the world to me! <3 My little bees, I love all of you so much!

🔮 firefirefirefirefirefirefire Follow

I don't get it, honestly. What's the hype?? She just seems like another overblown idol, no offense.

🐝 honeyblovely-official

165.14.82.307

58.6392

32.0268

63.75.529.01

8.8.8.8

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🐾 sundown-nightclub-official Follow

[18+] [RP] [LGBTQ+] Come check out the Sundown Nightclub, TONIGHT from 9pm - 3am EST, in Cactuar (Mist w8 p24, Goblet w16 p1) and Exodus (Shirogane w30 p28, Mist w13 p22)! Hang out with other like minded-warriors, have drinks, watch the dancers, gamble, and make new friends while listening to our awesome DJ! You'll have the time of your life, especially if you go for our special offer 😉���� More details can be found at discord.gg/sundownnightclub/hJmw83D9s ~

🐰 hats-or-die Follow

I'm so tired of ERP bots. They're single-handedly ruining wolblr. Like, seriously, this is ridiculous.

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💎 bestwolever Follow

Does anybody know how our Azem crystals work, anyways? Are we all just like, from parallel universes or something and we can use the crystal to summon 7 other versions of ourselves to help us in battle? That's really confusing though, and I am, admittedly, just a simple catgirl. Somebody explain it to me pleaseee :33

🫂 crystal-lover Follow

Hold on. Wait a moment. You guys have been using the crystal to summon 7 other people for battle????? 😳

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🌱 spreeng-sproot Follow

why doesn't my tomestone let me open wolblr :((

👝 botomless-pockets Follow

Are you actually stupid?? Why in the hells would any app open on a tomestone. The currency. It's not an electronic..... It's literally currency. Lmaooo you're never gonna make it out here if that's your intelligence level, idiot.

🌱 spreeng-sproot Follow

I look forward to watching you die as I pull w2w and shirk all of my enmity into you. I will find joy in watching you struggle hopelessly to stay alive as countless wounds pile up, slowly, painfully, until at last the light leaves your pathetic, sunken eyes. And as soon as you return, sick and shaking, a new trauma falling over your shoulders, I will look you dead in the eyes and say, "Oh no, I'm so sorry!! >.< I'm new, I don't know what I'm doing yet but I'm trying my best! Please forgive me!! 🙏" And you will feel obligated to forgive me, since I'm just a widdwe spwowt..... And then, I will run right back in and do.

it.

again.

thanks for answering my question!!! :33

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[termagax]

magnus dashboard simulator:

>self ship community discourse ive never even imagined

>"thank you ylfva for the tip posting"

>DUNGEON MESHI FANCAST chilchuck

dewey

>a post about the deweys

>"all you blobsnoper mains on team blue genuinely need to kill yourswlves"

>ylfva following

what hex code is his tip

>discourse no sane person has ever thought about in their life

>THIS POST CONTAINS FILTERED TAGS #genshin impact

>THIS POST CONTAINS FILTERED TAGS #ffxiv

>DUNGEON MESHI FANCAST

chilchuck

dewey

>"kill the blue demon"

>THIS POST CONTAINS FILTERED TAGS #jjba

dashboard is insane rn i think im too tipsy for this