#fhdhdhdhs

[aidenwaites]

Taking the night bus

[purposefully-lost]

The game was over. Chris had slipped away as soon as it was called, skipping out on getting any celebratory photos in favor of starting home as soon as possible. It was already late; she'd told her dad she had to stay for the baseball game tonight, it was part of her extracurriculars, but she wasn't sure he'd cared or remembered. There was every chance she'd come home to a fight, and if there was any chance of avoiding that, she'd take it. She grabbed her bag from her locker and left the film canister of tonight's photos on Mr. Anderson's desk before she hurried back towards the gym to slip out for the night.

A couple of the boys from the baseball team had already made their way back inside, heading for the boy's locker room while they laughed with one another. Chris kept her gaze down as she tried to hurry past them, pre-occupied with thoughts of getting home, but someone stepped right into her path. She sucked in a breath and looked up, frowning at the dark-haired boy in front of her. He was a senior, someone she took pains to avoid after the first time or two she'd caught a glimpse of him. He had his hands casually shoved into his pockets as he looked her over, flashing her a smile that was more a snarl.

"Christine! You're sure in a hurry out of here." Desmond studied her for a moment. "It's the last game of the season. You're not sticking around? Or coming to the party?"

It was said like a joke, because they both knew that was exactly what it was. Her hand tightened on the strap of her bag while as she met his gaze. "I've gotta get home," she said evenly. Desmond snorted out a laugh, trading a glance with the boy beside him. He shrugged.

"Alright, sure," he said, making a show of stepping out of her way. He gave her another smile, then waited until she'd taken a hesitant step to keep talking. "But you should learn to loosen up. No one's ever gonna wanna fuck you if you stay such an uptight bitch."

"Your own girlfriend didn't want to fuck you," she mumbled back. She tried to quicken her steps before he could retaliate, but she didn't get much of a chance before he'd grabbed at her bookbag and used it to tug her back around to face him. Desmond loomed over her, his eyes hot.

"The fuck did you just say to me?"

Her heart was racing. Chris glanced briefly at the other boy in the hallway with them, but it was clear he was just enjoying the show. She tried to shove at Desmond to make him give her space. "I said your girlfriend slept with Parker because she clearly didn't wanna do it with you. Now let-"

He'd grabbed onto her arm. Chris couldn't help the surprised, pained whine that slipped from her throat as his fingers squeezed down, no doubt leaving a bruise. Desmond leaned in close. "What the fuck does anyone have to say about that? That's no one's business! And you, bitch, if you know what's good for you-"

"Hey, Des!"

They both looked. Another member of the team stood further down the hall, a bottle of water in his hand like he'd just popped the cap off and immediately forgot about it. Andy was staring at them with something of a confused expression. He started to walk closer. "The hell is going on, man?" He glanced at Chris, but it was as if his gaze barely slid over her before he refocused on his teammate. "Who even is that?"

Desmond gave Chris a shove without fully letting go of her. She was feeling her eyes start to burn. "This little bitch-"

"Dude-" Andy glanced at her again as he got closer and rolled his eyes. "She looks like a freshman, what the fuck is she gonna do? Just leave off. Coach sent me in here to get you."

Desmond finally let go of her, seemingly having found a new thing to get annoyed by. "What does he want?"

"How should I know?" He nodded back towards the gym. "He's still outside. Alan, you too," he acknowledged the third boy, who'd been resigned to waiting for Desmond to get his business over with. "Senior meeting, or something. Come on."

With a huff, Desmond obeyed. He gave Chris one more hard glare before he started back down the hall, trailed by Alan and, finally, Andy. She waited as long as she could before she let her breath out in a rush and tried not to let it hitch as she leaned back against the wall. She lifted a hand to rub her arm where it was sore and was trying not to let the whole thing break her down into tears when she heard the gym door finally open. Hopefully, that meant they were gone.

They were. Mostly. Andy hesitated at the doorway, peeking in as if to watch his teammates for a moment, then stepped back. "Hey, Christine," he called, prompting her to look back up at him. He met her gaze for a moment. "You alright?"

Her brows furrowed. "..Fuck off," she managed finally, which was met with a small, surprised laugh. He nodded.

"Yeah, okay. See you around, okay?" He gave her one last glance-over, then slipped back into the gym, leaving her alone again. She caught her breath and reached up to scrub at her eyes. It wasn't until she'd started home again that she thought to wonder that he'd known her name.

[flowerslut]

the amount of j/asper x reader fanfiction I have to fucking trudge through every goddamn day to look for good content in his stupid tag that apparently doesn’t even exist??? why do I bother??????

[cursedchildofchaos]

Hey girl,

You know, our economy is in the toilet,

but I'm still gonna treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like

I said you can have whatever you like

Yeah..

Tater tots,

Cold Duck on ice

and we can clip coupons all night

And baby you can have whatever you like

I said you can have whatever you like

Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please

Like Burger King or Mickey D's

And baby you can have whatever you like

I said, you can even have a large fry.

Yeah.

Baby, you should know I'm really quite a sweet guy

When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the two-ply

Water, you can get it, my dear,

I got my Costco membership card right here.

Yeah

You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen

But I got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming.

You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it.

Dump the flavor packet on it, and eat it.

Pork and beans

and minute rice

And we can play cribbage all night

and baby you can have whatever you like

I said you can have whatever you like

Yeah,

I can take you to the laundromat downtown

And watch all the clothes go round and round

And baby we can go wherever you like

I said we can go wherever you like

Yeah..

Hottest shortie I know

If you had some lipo

You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio

Seven-dollar bills roll

Inside my plastic billfold

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old

And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes

As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinkos!

Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl

You ain't got to to pay me

That's the way I roll

My chick can have what she want.

At Walmart she can pick out anything she want

And I know you ain't never had a man like that

Who doesn't make you buy a generic brand like that

Yeah

You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai?

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday

But that's kinda far, and I'm not made out of cash

Do you think you could chip in for gas?

Mac and cheese would be alright.

But let's send out for Pizza tonight

And you can order any topings you like

I said you can even have the last slice

yeah

Grab myself a cable from my neighbor next door.

Now I can get free HBO

And baby you can watch whatever you like

I said you can watch whatever you like

yeah

And you can always ride the city bus

Got a stack of tokens just for us

Yo, My wallet's fat and full of ones.

Yes, It's all about the Washingtons, that's right

You want White Castle, need White Castle

As long as you got me, it won't be no hastle

You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater

If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift-store jeans on sale half-price

The underwear at Goodwill is nice

And baby you can have whatever you like

I said, you can have whatever you like

Yeah

Baby, I can give you anything you please,

Even share my government cheese,

And baby you can have as much as you like.

I said you can have as much as you like

Yeah.

Yeah...

... What ... What is this? XD

@poststhatjustarentsalient why? XD

[glimbowrights]

Oh noooooo I am so scared for them finding out about guillermo and derek now that the stakes are apparently so high (haha get it stakes)

[bells-of-black-sunday]

//I fell asleep so early- let me get to things today.

Also quick updates: Egg is very gay and tempted me with their fae charms so Danny's moddern, monster, and league aus are now single ship.

[maretriarch]

what does g3 monster high have against cheekbones

[deliveringcandypizza]

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FHDHDH EXCUSEEEE ME PINEAPPLE YOU MOTHA FUCKA IM ABOUT TO SLEEP AND I SEE THIS FJDJDJDJ GOODNESS I GOT JUMPSCARED AND A HALF PINEAPPLE YOU WANNA GIVE THIS YOUNGEN A HEARTATTACK?!?!/SILLY

BUT FR LIKE DHDHDB THANK YOU IT MEANS ALOT FROM YOU OH MY LORD/GEN

[turtle-tries-to-study]

naurr cause tsr thinks they've got jokes 😭

[aidenwaites]

The problem with me is that quitting my second job would solve so many problems. And keeping it solves none of them. And yet

[purposefully-lost]

Thinking about Andy telling Alex he was the biggest asshole he ever brought home when Alex was insulting his past boyfriends

[recalcitrantpharmacologist]

DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES? YES I LIKE PANCAKES! DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?

I don't remember what those taste like.

[san--jose--sharpedos]

My teachers basically asked me wtf is wrong with me bc I’ve had 3 total days off since the beginning of the semester and my last day off was Feb 23rd 😭

[almostsweetangel]

ANND A ANOTHER THING: i was looking at the june 21 au i thought you deleted the post just guess you acc is hidden rn

I'm sadly still in tumblr jail 😔

[cicerobussytransplant]

im sorry i can empathise with a lot of feelings but being called flex bc somebody spread the rumor you removed a rib to suck your own dick is not That bad

[leenaur143]

FHDHDHDH SEUNGMIN'S SMILE AFTER EVERYONE SAYING MINHO AND A PET DOG WOULDN'T GET ALONG SHFHSJHD