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[theragethatisdesire]

Hey there, asking not quite anonymously: fic-d here (can‘t ask with my main, u know)

let‘s hear some spicy headcanons, i am always down for that.

How would they react when you tell them about that threesome fantasy you had for quite some time. i want to know what name crosses their minds - who wouldn‘t they mind sharing you with? are they bi or bi-curious and if yes, who have they fantasised about?

and what position would totally make them lose their mind?

I leave the choice of who you write about to you.

FICD god u saved me i thought i was actually going to go have to pack my shit (i literally leave europe after 5 weeks tmrw haven't packed a thing)

so.....i'm gonna do a couple of the boys just bc i have my thoughts for each of them

nsfw after the cut

Jean - so jean to me is 100% bicurious. like not full-on bi, but would def fool around with a guy in a 3some situation. he's very situational though. it would have to be your idea, and i genuinely don't think he could do it if you were HIS girlfriend. but if you and eren approached him, for example, and he saw just how needy you are for him, how your eyes light up when his protests start to dwindle, he'd be putty in your hands. would absolutely let eren pull him in for a rough kiss while they're both inside you. has absolutely never fantasized about this exact thing before.

Reiner - reiner i don't see as being bi-curious, but moreso a giant simp who can't say no to you. he's insecure, sure, but he's more interested in watching his precious little princess take two cocks at once, amused by how greedy you always are, crying that it's "too much! too much!" but always wanting more. could only see an eren x reiner threesome if it was the same as the jean situation, but porco??? it takes you 30 seconds to talk him into it. reiner might not have it in him to be full-on mean to you the way you want, but he knows porco's capable of it, and he's more than happy to watch.

Eren - eren is sort of a wild card. he'd either be way too possessive to go for it, but with the right person (i picture him so much with jean its unreal) he can be convinced. he's not good at telling you no, and he's secure enough in your relationship to watch you beg for another man and know at the end of the day, everything between your legs is his. is absolutely shocked at how hot he finds it watching you and another man together, completely loses his impulse control and starts jerking the other guy off until he cums on your face or suddenly starts making out with him. refuses to elaborate on it when you question him later.

[theragethatisdesire]

Gimme some tricks and treats about Reiner because he hasn’t been around here for a while and i feel like having a beefy meal 👀

happy halloweenie melen <333

REINER?? AFTER THE TBAW FINALE?? yes please

minors go away i'm going to talk about nasty stuff

treats

doesn't have the best memory (i HC he played football through high school and college and all those concussions can take a toll lol) so he keeps a constantly-updated list of your favorite things, your recent obsessions, etc. so he is always on point with little surprises for you

favorite place to be kissed is the tip of his nose. he gets all blushy and scrunches his face up it's so CUTE

gets so flustered if he gets hit on and immediately is like "I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND THAT I LOVE PLEASE DON'T DO THIS"

love language is acts of service. bad day? massage. anniversary? he's cooking you a meal. day-to-day life? reiner's the one keeping the house picked up because he knows you get stressed when clutter builds up. he's adorable.

tricks

sizekinksizekinksizekink- oh, did someone say something?

loves to hold hands during sex. not always in the cutesy way, either- 100% laces his fingers in yours and it's sweet until you realize he's pinning your hands above your head

i think reiner's rougher than anyone gives him credit for. he's not like, showy about it in the sense that he's slapping you around and spitting in your face, but there's so much of him and he's so strong that he can literally just throw you around and pin you down and make you take it

doesn't help that he has a thing for overstimulation either

fav position is you on top. he loves to watch

[theragethatisdesire]

hey there! congrats on reaching 1000!

Not that i am surprised, you are a GENIUS and i ADORE you but you know that 💕

Number 6 is screaming ti penso!eren at me, something fluffy, maybe? you can take it further if you feel like it, though :]

- fic-d (your hype machine)

HEY FIC TEXT ME BACK

anyway i'm so happy you brought this up bc i had the same thoughts hehehehe find your baby ti penso eren down below being a menace per usual

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Now that you've officially become a party of three, soon-to-be-four, your life with Eren is more chaotic than ever, but god, is it so full of love. Mikasa and Jean welcomed their second baby boy, Ben, a few years ago, just around the time you and Eren had Charlotte, and the two have become inseparable.

One of the greatest unforeseen perks of parenthood that you and Eren have discovered is parent friends. Not only does it give you an excuse to hang out with Mikasa and Jean all the time, but it's a break from childcare for the both of you with all of you teamed up against the little menaces you've brought into the world.

And the ultimate conjunction of parent hang-out time and teamwork-style childcare is the annual family vacation.

It's late, too late for you to be up, but in the early stages of your pregnancy, sleep eludes you. It was the same with Charlie, you remember the first few months being restless, so you're not surprised.

It does leave room for you to be awake when Jean and Eren come crashing back in from "Dad's Night Out" though.

"You almost gave me a heart attack!" You breathe, one hand flying to your chest as they stumble through the kitchen, ripping food out of cabinets.

"Babe!" Eren cries, mouth already stuffed with one of Charlie's snacks and arms wide. Your eyes widen, head tilting meaningfully towards the stairs that lead up to the kid's rooms.

"Sh! God Eren, how drunk are you?"

Eren saunters over, or tries to at least, tripping over his feet twice in his short trip across the kitchen. He wiggles his eyebrows at you in a poor attempt to be seductive, the wrapper of Charlie's fruit gummies still hanging out of one hand.

"Can I kiss you?"

"Okay, so very," you shove him off of you, quickly catching him when you realize your light push is going to send him tumbling to the floor, "what did you do to him, Kirschstein?"

"He did this to me," Jean slurs, pouring a cup of cold, stale coffee from this morning into a mug and tossing it in the microwave. "I haven't been this fucked up since college."

You cock an eyebrow at him when he punctuates his statement with a painful-sounding hiccup. "Mikasa's going to be pissed if you're too hungover for the beach tomorrow."

"Oh my god," Jean's jaw goes slack, "she's going to kill me."

"I won't be too hungover," Eren sidles up behind you, arms wrapping around your plump waist, kissing up your neck, "'specially not if you're going to wear that red bikini."

"Eren," you moan in annoyance, shoving at his face again, "let's get you to bed."

"What about me?" Jean cries, aghast. "I can't go to our room, Mika's gonna kill me, remember?"

"You can sleep with us," Eren offers, lifting his hands up as if he's solved everything. If he was any more sober, you'd think he was joking, but you know better.

"I love you Jean, but no." The relieved smile that was forming on Jean's face drops into a scowl.

"Well, I can't sleep with Mikasa. Don't you value my life at all?"

After twenty more minutes of hushed bickering, you slide into bed beside Mikasa, who stirs sleepily to look at you.

"They overdid it, didn't they?"

"I put them down in me and Eren's bed," you mumble, grumpy and half-asleep now, "Jean was too scared to come sleep in here."

"Jesus Christ, how drunk were they?"

"I think they were cuddling. So much for the beach tomorrow," you lean into Mikasa, letting her pull you close like you used to when you roomed together in college and had had a bad day.

"I'm going to kill him."

[theragethatisdesire]

TORTOISESHELL for the selfship game! Please tell me, i know Eren can run his mouth but you would hold your own against him

hello mel <3<3<3 AHHH this is actually such a funny one i was wondering if anyone would ask this.

tortoiseshell: who has the worse temper? can you get snippy with each other?

i had to ponder on this one for ... SO long, but i think when it comes down to it, i would consider myself to have the worse temper when it comes to brooding on things? i tend to bottle things in and then blow up suddenly, hence the snippiness. eren, on the other hand, is quick to light and quick to cool down, so he'll get snappy and fuss and start a fight, but as soon as he starts talking it through his anger tends to dissipate. eren gets angry more often, but i'm a lot scarier when i'm mad at him, lol. we're both hotheads though, so little spats aren't uncommon in our house by any means!

kitty-cat themed self-ship asks if you're curious about rageren<3

[theragethatisdesire]

wasn't going to write anything specific for spooky season and who knows if i'll actually finish it but if anything comes of this.....going on the record as saying y'all have @fictional-d-supremacy to thank

[theragethatisdesire]

Okay but like … a trick with tipenso!eren? Pretty please? 💕

mellll i am so unsurprised. he's our favorite. i love him so much really ugh. ANYWAY

trick

ti penso eren loves to make love. like, sorry if that's anticlimactic or maybe a treat and a trick? but he loves to take his time, really worship every inch of you. def the guy that kisses from the tips of your ears to your ankles and doesn't want to miss an inch of skin in between.

just bc it's really emotionally charged sex doesn't mean he doesn't have you crying and gasping. for him that's part of showing you how much he loves you- showing you how well he knows you by pulling you apart at the seams