#fire.txt

[cloudsoffire]

hang on i wanna do science

just to be clear, i don't want answers like "well it really depends on the movie" because obviously. i want you to take the scariest movies you've ever seen, and answer whether or not they scared you. if you didn't find them scary, go based on what other people say about them.

also because there are limited options, just assume zero empathy falls under low empathy in this case.

[lakesofice]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[t4tzero]

no fucking way i got this one too

[t4tinfinite]

infinite is pretty cool i think

[cloudsoffire]

hang on i'm gonna reply to this post 15 times so my top post isn't riverdale cope

[cloudsoffire]

they want you to think slenderman is spooky but like... he's bald.

[cloudsoffire]

happy pride!

[cloudsoffire]

hear me outs are weird because i get where a lot of them are coming from but my power isn't finding nonstandard looking characters attractive it's not finding the popular "hot characters" attractive either.

it's all a big whatever from me idk

[cloudsoffire]

imagine turning off anons you gotta be a weak person to do something like that like just a coward probably likes spider-man too probably spells it incorrectly

[cloudsoffire]

lateral thinking puzzles are dumb because they require you to make shit up but you can still be wrong

example:

"A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, points it at the man, and the man says, “Thank you” and leaves. What happened?"

oh, it must've been a water pistol!

nope!

"The man had hiccups. The bartender scared him to cure them."

WHO WOULD ASSUME THAT THE BARTENDER WOULD ASSUME THIS AND BE CORRECT? REGARDLESS OF THE STATUS OF HICCUPS WHY WOULD THE MAN THANK THE BARTENDER?? WHO CAME UP WITH THESE??

[cloudsoffire]

wolverine vs jughead fake

[cloudsoffire]

why the fuck is the cirno drawing getting notes the shading is totally phoned in

[cloudsoffire]

idk why but calling a canon relationship a ship kinda annoys me. it feels like once a relationship becomes canon it ranks up and graduates from being a ship.

then again i am on record of only shipping one pair ever so it may not be my place to say.

[cloudsoffire]

the performance is kinda cringe in like a tumblr way but who hired the va here i need to break your bones

[cloudsoffire]

honestly once i finish riverdale i'll probably watch she-ra to continue the trend of shows that are tumblr-controversial and that everyone seems to know. i refuse to watch voltron though. maybe the old one.

[cloudsoffire]

jughead got abducted by aliens