“Sugar Plum Twist”
Starring: No one you’ve ever heard of—Jamie Gray “Not a dancer” Hyder and Laura Rosguer
Her badass job: Ballet choreographer
His “that’s a job?” job: Lighting director/English teacher/drama teacher/youth after-school program fundraiser
Setting: Richmond, Virginia (or inside a snow globe. Hard to tell.)
Ridiculous third act conflict: The choreographer gets suspended by her uptight Russian/not Russian boss
Steaminess (out of 5 ☕️): Zero hot cocoas. This one doesn’t fit our HCMU (Hallmark Christmas Movie Universe) outline! (Despite us both hoping that this was a Christmas movie about a lesbian couple who connects over their mutual love of the dance.)
Overall holiday joy: A partridge in a pear tree. Not a bad movie, but I feel no need to watch it again.
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