#flegethon gorionson

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The truth is stranger than my own worst dreams

Oh, the darkness got a hold on me

I have seen what the darkness does

Say goodbye to who I was

- "Meet Me in the Woods" by Lord Huron

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I'm going to CRY!!!

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M LITERALLY GOING TO SOB!!!!!!

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IT'S HIIIIIM!!!!! FIEWHGOBNG!!!!

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Me making a post over on bluesky about how both my canon BG OCs are Bhaalspawn when suddenly...

Bhaalspawn

Shadowdancers (tho different classes)

Had to kill their sibling

True Neutral alignment

End up with an LI of the same race and sex

...Trans

I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR

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Had to go re-download the portrait pack that contained Flegethon and can I just say, thank you Blinkdoge Baldur's Gate Portraits, my beloved.

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I LOVE HIIIIIMMM. 😭😭😭

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Flegethon Gorionson, The Dark Urge

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POV: You're a Bhaalspawn, have your soul stolen, and start turning into a Slayer monster against your will.

Your girlfriend after the second time:

😂😂😂

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I've decided that since Flege resurrected Sarevok by giving him a piece of his own soul, that means Sarevok now has the lifespan of a gnome. Just so the brothers can still be bopping around Faerun together in BG3. 😌

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Yoshimooooo, Yoshimo my b-beloveeeeed.

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"My hand in your other hand..." They're so CHEESY, YOUR HONOR. 😂

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Flege, with a 17 reputation, gripping Dorn for dear life: "You're not leaving this party NO MATTER WHAT."

Dorn, frowning like grumpy cat: "You're on thin fucking ice, gnome."

Viconia in the distance: "THIN! ICE!!"

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This entire interaction with my party of evil companions (and me, the chaotic neutral) was fantastic. I love them.

Transcript:

Flegethon: "Do I have to start worrying about you, Dorn?" Dorn: "You can rely on me as long as your leadership remains strong and true." Flegethon: "Who would betray me? I'm adorable." Dorn: "Since you ask..." Baeloth: "To be honest, Dorn...You might be on to something." Dorn: "And yet, it is you that I fear treachery from the least." Viconia: "You surface-dwellers never trust my people." Dorn: "The drow serves only her dark goddess." Kagain: "I don't care what you say." Dorn: "The dwarf loves only gold. Anyone can buy him." Dorn: "So you see, even those you hold close cannot be trusted." Flegethon: "You were suspicious of everyone even before Simmeon, weren't you?" Dorn: "I was not suspicious enough of Simmeon's gang. They masked their hatred for my half-orc heritage, fooling me into thinking they were my friends." Dorn: "Never again will I delude myself in such a manner." Flegethon: "I am your friend." Dorn: "Hrmm. While that may one day prove true, I will not be fooled again."

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I got Minsc and Dynaheir yesterday so now my party is them, Jaheira and Khalid, and Neera! Those pairs make it hard to customize one's party but at least I like all the characters. 😭😂

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*recruits Dorn*

NOBODY LIKED THAT. 😂