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Lester: It’s like I have bad luck or something

Noah: You don’t have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you are because you’re a dumbass

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john: thomas i think im in love with her this is so scary has this ever happened before has one of us ever fallen in love with anyone

thomas, white knuckling his cane and trying not to cry or throw up: woooow thats crazy you must be the first one ever

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Audrey: Is any of this legal? David: I'm sure it's legal somewhere. Audrey: And here? David: Not even remotely.

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lada : you are the most jealous woman i know

tata : you know other WOMEN⁉️🤨

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Lane: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. For all we know, I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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Vyxaria: What is happening in this world? Some van just pulled up and these creepy creatures are getting out… Walter/Cynthia: That is a school bus, Vyxaria. Walter/Cynthia: …Those are children. Vyxaria: Well, I don't like the way they're looking at me.

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Renée: I don't know how to tell you this, Alexandre, but you're in love with me. Alexandre: What?? Alexandre: … Alexandre: … Alexandre: Oh shit, I am— François: What kind of confession was I just a witness to…?

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Cain: My Body is a temple.

Cain: Ancient. Cursed. Crumbling. Probably filled with something evil.

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Lane: My crazy ass could never marry someone important. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it. Greg: What if I held you gently and we were happy together? Lane: Hmmm… Cain: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together? Lane: HMMMM…

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Renée: I just want you to know that I will be mean to Madame de Montespan if you want me to be. Maria Theresa: Oh, no no, it's fine, Renée. Renée: It's really no problem, I was already planning on being mean to her.

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Tai: Isn't the idea supposed to be 'you saved my life, now I'm in your debt'? Tiss: Nope. Other way round. 'You saved my life, so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it, kill me.' Tai: What? Tiss: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.

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Vicky: Mimi, I screwed up, big time. Mimi: Vicky, honey, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Onyx: I'm a daredevil. Let's play Truth or Dare. I pick Dare. Shen: Go TWO minutes without establishing you are bisexual. Onyx: Onyx: You're cruel, you know that? What have I ever done to you?

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Vincent: Lesbians. What is your wisdom? Ava: The world is but a cold and cruel wasteland, our only consolation are the warm and soft bosoms of our lovers. Threxia: Girls hot. Cynthia: Watch Naruto.

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Anna: Ever since the world fell apart, my life has been an endless stream of loss, horror and chaos. I just want a girlfriend who I can feel a sliver of normalcy with, someone who's chill and laid-back and and doesn't cause trouble. Lane: *jumps out of the window, almost gets them killed in a snowstorm, constantly provokes arguments within the squad, acts generally weird and off-putting* Anna: … Anna: I want that one.

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Ramesses: For a billion dollars, would you— Eva: Yes. Ramesses: I didn't even say the thing. Eva: Dick, murder, anything! Ramesses: Eva! Eva: It's a billion dollars, Rame! Ramesses: I know, but damn.

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Lada: I'm so tired. I hardly got any sleep last night. Vereya: You know, some people say that if you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Lada: Who would be thinking about me at three in the morning? Dragan: *sweats*