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Ivo: Time for plan G. Danielle: Don’t you mean plan B? Ivo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kay: What about plan D? Ivo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Kay: What about plan E? Ivo: I’m hoping not to use it. Joncière dies in plan E. Lou: I like plan E.

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Mimi: I think we need to talk about how you’re handling your, uh, romantic feelings… Lucifer: I’d say pretty well. Mimi: So you call making sarcastic mean comments and treating Vicky like rubbish "pretty well"?? Lucifer: …I’m into slow burn.

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Jacob: Man, I hate that guy. Todd: Me too. Jacob: …You have no idea who I'm talking about. Todd: Solidarity, brother.

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Laia: Dating you feels like a dream, you know? Noe: You're a dream. Noe, immediately flustered: I mean, send nudes.

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Eva: I kissed Amen. Livius: Wow. Livius: I owe Herse so much money.

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Chevalier Philippe: Sometimes I get so caught up in being gay I forget I'm actually bi.

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Renée: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Alexandre: Sure. Alexandre: What's your favourite colour? Renée, laser focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

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Mimi: You can do it, Astoroth! Mimi: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

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Ezel: To be completely honest, your friend scares me a little. Laia: Vlad? He wouldn't hurt a fly! Ezel: That's reassuring. Noe: He would kill a man, though.

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Leo: You look tired. Vlad: Well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

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Lou: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence. Kay: …Don’t you mean benevolence? Lou: No.

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Adi: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Mimi: What the hell!? Adi: Oh, sorry, my bad. Adi, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Mimi, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Philippe: This is your plan? Really? Renée: Please. I don’t plan. I scheme.

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Vicky: Can you buy me a coffee on your way? Malbonte: No. [Later] Malbonte: *comes back with a coffee* Malbonte: *takes a sip* Malbonte: *gives it to Vicky*

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Eva: I just had an idea! Livius: Scratch that. Eva: You haven't even heard it! Livius: We agreed to NO violence. Eva: But— Livius: NO. Eva, scratching the papyrus with a reed pen: No violence, what kind of bullshit is that…

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Bonne: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year? Renée: Send it to me.

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Vlad: I'll go with Sandra for emotional support. Sandra: I don't need emotional support? Vlad: I do.