#floppy and greasy. mmmm

[housecow]

pizza place opens at 11 but i wanna be goneeee from here

[gardendroid]

FASHION // APPEARANCE STATS !!

BOLD what applies to your muse TAGGED:  stole it from my s e lf (my other blog) TAGGING: MMMM ALL but i’ll try to tag a bunch-- @defyloyalty, @hnkanderson, @313248317, @softconnor, @wr6oo, @heuristicmade, @hiiveminds, @russiansteel, @roofbled, @indurare, @deviantleader, @fightfree, @justaki3, @creatcr, @missionmade, @barbiemade, @isolationtender, @jedicollins, @fxckingandroids, @lionsdxn, @licensedprick .

BODY.

Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Toned thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Toned arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach.  Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean frame. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Thick ass. Small waist. <eh medum waist>. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Broad shoulder. Narrow shoulder. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT ( click here to convert to feet ).

Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 172 cm. 173 cm to 180cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN.

Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Clear. Dry. Greasy. Soft. Scarred. Stretch marks. Burns easily [WHEEZe]. Freckled. Wrinkled. Pockmarked.

EYES.

Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue (?). Black (?). Green. Gold. Hazel. Red / Violet / Pink. Heterochromia (?). Contacts.  Doe-eyed. Almond. Close-set. Wide-set. Expressive. Monolid.Tapered lid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned. Glasses. Sunken. Dark circles. Inhuman.

TEETH.

Straight. Crooked (slightly). Overbite. Underbite. Braces. Buck teeth. Elongated canines. Sharp. White. Dirty. Stained. Fillings. Chipped. Caps. Spaced. Tooth gap.

HAIR.

Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Buzz cut. Undercut. Bald. A bit below the jaw length. Mohawk. White. Platinum blonde. Orange blonde. Golden blonde. Redhead. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Auburn. Copper. Dyed any “unnatural color”.Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. No eyebrows. Hairy arms. Hairy legs. Hairy chest. Clean shaven.

[below here I’m just going to go with Ralphs TASTES not just what he’s wearing (tho they’re included)]

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS.

Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back Tattoo. One tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercing. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Snake bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercing.

COSMETICS.

Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lipgloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Face paint. Concealer. Eyebrows. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Uses only light makeup. Heavy makeup. Never wears make-up.    

SCENT.

Floral. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Spicy. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Herbal. Alcohol. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Metallic. Smelly. Burnt.

CLOTHES.

Jeans. Tight pants. Baggy pants. Belt. Belt buckle. Beanies. Hat. Goggles. Ankle socks. Overknee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt.Tight/formfitting dress. Cardigans. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports t-shirt. Sweatpants. Tank top. Fur. Faux fur. Leather. Designer. High street. Online stores. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxidress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. Highslit dress/skit. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Sleeveless shirt. Trench coat. Turtle neck. Khaki pants. Jumpsuit. Poncho. Suit. Hoodie. Harlem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers. Briefs. Thong. Hotpants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Gloves. Fingerless Gloves. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Silk. Lace. Velvet. Leather. Chemise. Patterns. Ripped. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Black. Dark colors. Tan colors. Uniform. Armor. Costume. Traditional attire. Cape. Mask.

SHOES.

Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots.Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Barefeet. Loafers. Oxfords. Derbys. Gladiator shoes. Cowboy boots. Spats.