#fnad headconons

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Very very stupid silly thing (ft frisk of Undertale)

Frisk: Take my hand, Gregory.

Gregory: Um, I’m kinda afraid of intimacy.

(Source: JimmyTimmy Power Hour)

Don't worry Gregs holding hands can be plantoic too

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Gregory: Oh man! School is gonna start soon. I don’t want to go back to school.

Cassie: We had a good summer Gregory. I mean you live in the pizzaplex.

Gregory: Yeah but, I don’t want to go back to studying for exams while beyond around me has fun.

Vanessa: That isnt the worse thing about school Gregory. The worse thing is them not teaching you how to do taxes, buy a home, or hell not teaching you anything about the real world.

Gregory: why do they teach a dead language over taxes it dumb!

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Gregory: bitch

Vanessa: what did you say?

(A few moments later)

Gregory (in timeout): dang it

The is the consequence for what you done.

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Gregory: I cannot BELIEVE your favorite animatronic is a narcissistic, badly dressed, grudge-holding, overgrown DOG. I thought I knew you better than that. Cassie: At least mine isn't a massive crybaby who is great at academic problems, but can't understand basic social behaviors...without apologizing frequently. Gregory: Whatever.....sorry for saying "badly dressed", you're wearing her merch. Cassie: It's okay. Gregory: You definitely wear it better. Cassie: :)

Typical besties behavior

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Freddy: Continues to badmouth Halloween

Gregory and Monty: Somehow starts the Skeleton War

They started the skeleton War by hacking into Undertale and cloning a bunch of papyrus for their army

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Gregory: Hi, I’m Gregory and I’m here for my driving appointment.

DMV worker: You’re here for your…driving test?

Gregory: I know I may look young but I am actually 20.

DMV worker:…

Gregory: I have my doctors note to prove it. Hands her a crumpled note and she gets it.

DMV worker: okay, it looks like you got it online and removed the logo and had it signed by a “Freddy Fazbear” Gregory starts to sweat.

DMV worker: Nevertheless, I don’t know what the hell this document proves.

A staff bot pretending to be a dmv worker: But sir he have a car!

DMV worker: WTF THE FUCK

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Fanon2 Gregory: I hate you, Freddy!

Freddy: Wh-what? Why are you saying this, Superstar? Have I done something wrong...?

Fanon2 Gregory: You're just so annoying and you care about your stupid friends and other kids more than me!

Freddy: I...I apologize for upsetting you, but you must know that what you are saying is not true! I do care for you and I am well aware that my friends are not themselves, but-

Gregory: Hey! What the hell are you doing to my Freddy?! Leave him alone!

Fanon2 Gregory: Ugh, whatever. This guy sucks anyway.

Fanon2 Freddy: So do you, SUPERSHIT!!!

Gregory: Okay, what is YOUR problem?

Fanon2 Freddy: You. You are my problem. You took away my sugar daddy and mommies.

Gregory: Your WHAT?

Freddy: I am so lost...I am just going to recharge...

Poor canons have to deal with their werid jerk version counterpart

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Dr. Rabbit: I don't know what The Dark Wizard sees in you. You're weak.

Vanny: You're literally a child.

Dr. Rabbit: No, I'm a doctor.

Vanny: In stupidity?

Dr. Rabbit: In misogyny.

Vanny: I-

Vanny: What?

(No but fr, Afton had the most beef with the female characters in FNAF. If he was a misogynist, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually was and the MIMIC was like "oh shit that's kinda dope" and went along with it)

To the surprise of nobody the British murder doesn't support woman rights.

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Okay this video is Canon for the cast of security breach (287) Hey, Watch Your Mouth! - YouTube

I not sure what I just watch and I am but confused. Feel like someone try to make a adult cartoon kid friendly.

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Christmas is Travis’ favorite holiday. It’s the time where he has good amount of free time cause Sarah is staying with her mom who’s off work for the holidays. So he’s free to relax enjoy some hot cocoa and watch Christmas movies with his girlfriend

That sounds lovely. Are they watching the muppets Christmas carol this year?

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Monty: Hey guys sorry I’m late I was getting my costume fitted.

*Monty shows up in the most detailed Godzilla costume ever made*

Roxy: Wow, you sure did go above and beyond your usual effort

Monty: I’ll take your sarcasm as a compliment, Sarah and her mom made it for me and Jane helped out in adding the additional details it even lights up and shoots out smoke

Jane: It originally shot out fire when I made it but Sarah’s mom complained to me that it’s too unsafe for a kid to be around

Travis: Wait you know my sister?

Of course Jane know everyone

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Monty: … What is our age?

Roxy: Really Monty? Are really that stupid? You should know that your age is…

Monty: I know what my age is Roxy. But I’m asking what age should we count has our actual age?

Chica: What are you talking about Monty?

Monty: I’m asking if we should count our characters official ages or we count when we where created has characters or when we where build has animatronics and if our memories get put into a new animatronic body should we reset our age or keep the old animatronic body age because the brains are the same?

Imagine if there was a kid meal in the Pizzaplex and on the back of it is the characters official ages and other information about the characters as well that would be neat.

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Could Chica make her own pizza?

I mean she can try as long as the staff aren't looking and the cover is clear

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How would all of the incarnations of Chica interact with each other?

At frist they will get along but as soon as one of them spot pizza in the distance, they would immediately fight each other for that pizza.

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Random student: You have a stupid laugh.

Gregory: I do not!

…

Later

Gregory: Do I have a stupid laugh Cassie?

Cassie: You laugh just like Freddy.

Gregory: I do not.

Cassie: Skibidi.

Gregory: Har har har har. (Covers mouth)

Cassie:…

Gregory: Fuck… I do laugh like Freddy…

Cassie: Lol

Gregory: Hey! At least I don’t have Roxy’s temper!

Cassie grabs Gregory: What did you say you little shit?!

Gregory: …

Cassie let’s go of Gregory: Shit… I do have Roxy’s temper…

Lik Father like son

Like mother like daughter.

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Gregory, Balloon Boy, and Cupcake are unstoppable, while Cassie and Abby are the only thing keeping them from being arrested for wanton destruction.

Poor Cassie and Abby can't stop the cupcakes being eating a whole body of some dude tying to by illegal DVDs.