#fnaf cookbook

[sillyvisioncorner]

FNaF Cookbook Recipes :D

PizzaPlex Master Dough

Easy PizzaPlex Sauce

Freddy Fazbear's Pepperoni X-Press

Funtime Foxy's 3-Cheese Veggie Surprise

Freddy's Garlicky Pizza Twirls

Circus Baby's Cheesy Garlic Bread

Fazbear's Dunking Cinnamon Sticks

Bonnie's Burgerlicious Burger Mix

Bonnie's Ultimate Burger

Security Breach Meatball Sub

Lefty's Meat Bite Skewers

El Chip's Fully Loaded Tortillas

Salmon Patties (Prepared By Bonnie)

Ballora's Salmon Burger

Stage Fright Salmon Patty Sub

Mr Hippo's Crispy Fish Bites

Zingy Salmon Lemongrass Skewer's

Chica's Crispy Fried Chicken

Funtime Chica's Harissa Chicken Wings

Chica-Licious Thai Patties

Chica's Ultimate Thai Burger

On The Prowl...Coconut Curry

Chica's Fiery Thai Chicken Saled

Nedd Bear's Popping Chicken Bites

Foxy's Pulled Pork Master Recipe

Foxy's Quick 'n' Easy BBQ Sauce

Foxy's Sloppy Pulled Pork Burger

Fazer Blast Pulled Pork Tacos

Funtime Freddy's Dirty Wedges

Fazcade Pulled Pork Quesadillas

Glamrock Freddy's Mac 'n' Cheese

Glamrock Freddy's Fully Loaded Hot Dogs

Balloon Boy's Chicken & Chorizo Fajitas

Bonnie's Buddha Bowl

Eggs Benedict with Glamrock Glamour

The Puppet's V-egg-ie Benedict

Moondrop's Blueberry Pancakes

Roxanne Wolf's Chocolate & Cherry Mousse

Pirate Plunderbar (Endorsed by Foxy)

Freddy Fazbear Chocolate Fudge Brownies

Sunnydrop's Energy Balls

Raspberry & White Chocolate Mr. Cupcake's

Dancing Rabbit Lady's Sizzling Churros

Monty Gator's Green With Envy!

Superstar Daycare Strawberry Shake

Foxy's Fruity Cove Cooler

Sodaroni Slushy

Monty's Mouthwatering Melon Meltdown

[thedenofravenpuff]

Been a super busy and super long day for me, phew.

But did get everything done accordingly! Including providing homemade cheesy garlic bread for the book club! I do love my FNAF cookbook!

[aaajaxolotl]

Feast Your Eyes: Fandom Cookbook Recipe Review #3

Pizza, Pizza, Where’s My Pizza?! - The Official Five Nights At Freddy’s Cookbook

Tonight's menu: sourced from the Official Five Nights at Freddy’s Cookbook

Main Dish: Funtime Foxy’s 3-Cheese Veggie Surprise, pg 18

Side Dish: Garlicky Pizza Twirls with Spicy Dip, pg 20

BONUS REVIEW 1: Pizzaplex Master Dough, pg 13

BONUS REVIEW 2: Easyplex Pizza Sauce, pg 14

Full review under the cut!

Aurum Leuci’s Log:

[Begin recording.] Hello? Hello, hello? Is this thing on? Okay. That was a close one. Your machine is totally broken, man. This time I ended up in a mall… arcade… thing. With an actual kitchen. I unfortunately didn’t get the opportunity to try and fix the portal generator, because there are GIANT SCARY ROBOTS that for some reason want pizza. I MADE pizza. I don’t know how they’re eating it. But they sure are.

Look, I know you’re getting these transmissions, it wouldn’t let me record more if you weren’t, but I’m not getting anything back from you. I need instructions, or a plan, or something. ANYTHING to make sure I’m not jumping aimlessly across spacetime until I inevitably get eaten by something or other. Please. I want to bring my findings home… At least this pizza is pretty good for a weird robot-infested mall. Aurum Leuci out. [End log.]

Please see this post for my full review scale!

Main Dish: Funtime Foxy’s 3-Cheese Veggie Surprise

RATING:

Difficulty: 5/5

Ingredients: 5/5

Immersion: 3/5

Time: 5/5

End Result: 5/5

TOTAL RATING: 23/25

This pizza… was incredible. Aside from the sauce (see the bonus reviews for that), it was easy, it was delicious, and it gets bonus points for being somewhat easy to make plant based. For full disclosure, I didn’t use the Taleggio cheese (and also forgot to add parsley, but who cares about parsley?) and substituted in Miyoko’s plant-based Mozzarella spread instead— so ours was kind of a two-cheese veggie surprise (parmesan and mozz) but it was incredible. I would never have thought to put zucchini on a pizza, but it definitely impressed me. The only reason this pizza loses points is that I don’t think Fazbear Entertainment would serve something this high-quality!

Side Dish: Garlicky Pizza Twirls with Spicy Dip

RATING:

Difficulty: 5/5

Ingredients: 5/5

Immersion: 5/5

Time: 5/5

End Result: 4/5

TOTAL RATING: 24/25

I’ve been looking forward to tackling this recipe since I got this book as a gift. And it DELIVERED! Like the main dish, I also forgot the parsley on this one (silly me, completely forgetting the existence of parsley) but I really don’t think it would have added anything. These twirls, complete with fresh ingredients and a homemade spicy sauce (using the easyplex sauce as a base) absolutely feel like a delicious arcade snack. My only complaint (and this may have been something that I did wrong) is that I don’t think this recipe really makes 10 pizza twirls. The two on either end of the dough log came out completely devoid of cheese or sauce— still delicious, but not a pizza twirl. Just a bread twirl.

BONUS REVIEWS: Pizzaplex Master Dough, Easyplex Pizza Sauce

Pizzaplex Master Dough:

RATING:

Difficulty: 3/5

Ingredients: 5/5

Immersion: 3/5

Time: 5/5

End Result: 5/5

TOTAL RATING: 21/25

This recipe, despite not getting a perfect score, came out pretty great. I don’t have any real notes on it, just that I don’t think Fazbear Entertainment would make their dough fresh in-house, and also that yeast is really hard to work with. If you’re ever using yeast for anything, just… please look up instructions on the internet. Your cookbook cannot help you. (Same with proofing your yeast. Look it up. King Arthur Flour has a really good walkthrough.) In terms of at-home cooking, though, this recipe was relatively simple, and really, really delicious. And it makes enough for 4 pizzas (or 3 pizzas and a delicious batch of pizza twirls.)

Easyplex Pizza Sauce:

RATING:

Difficulty: 1/5

Ingredients: 5/5

Immersion: 1/5

Time: 2/5

End Result: 5/5

TOTAL RATING: 14/25

OH MY GODS, this sauce. Okay. Okay, so. It’s really good, it tasted great and was versatile (I used it in the pizza twirls, the main pizza, and the sauce for the pizza twirls) but, like… The only step is “mash canned tomatoes through a sieve with a spoon and mix in the tomato paste and spices! See how simple!” and IT IS NOT SIMPLE. YOU WILL MASH THE TOMATOES FOR AN HOUR. Your hands will hurt. You will regret your life choices. Your sieve will take as long to clean as the tomatoes took to mash. You could have just bought and seasoned pre-mashed tomato sauce. It was right next to the can of tomatoes you bought. Freddy Fazbear Entertainment is not making their restaurant staff MASH TOMATOES.

The sauce was good, but once I run out of the other half of this batch of it (probably this weekend, since I’m making another pizza) I’m just going to buy canned tomato sauce and season it the same way. I’m not that much of a gourmet.

Tune in on Friday (6/14/24) for another fandom cookbook review!

[gl1tched-r4bb1t]

A little advice when making Superstar Daycare’s strawberry shake:

- Add more sugar to your strawberries to soak in

- two scoops of icecream won’t suffice, try 4

- Don’t overdo the chia seeds

This was by far the best blended beverage I’ve ever had!

[just-a-littol-fella]

I think the accidental cannibalism thing the cookbook did is so funny

[grizzlyofthesea]

The FNAF cookbook is a very funny thing.

I might have a weird sense of humor, but to me, the implication that the animatronics have favorite foods is hilarious. I made some silly sketches based on a few of the recipes.

Glamrock Freddy - Fully Loaded Hot Dogs (and Mac 'n' Cheese)

Glamrock Freddy: I do not understand. Is there something inherently funny about "Glamrock Freddy's Fully Loaded Hot Dogs"? Are hot dogs comedic?

Chica - Ultimate Chicken Burger (and most of the other chicken dishes)

Chica: I just made the best chicken burger ever! You gotta try it!

Toy Chica: ...Chica. We're chickens.

Chica: Uh, yeah. And we taste delicious!!!

Foxy - The majority of the pork dishes (and the Pirate Plunderbar)

Funtime Foxy - Three-Cheese Veggie Surprise (Pizza)

The Puppet - V-egg-ie Benedict

Foxy, gnawing on Pigpatch's head: Oh, good timing, lassies! Ye want some pork?

Puppet: *confused silence*

Funtime Foxy: No, thanks. We're vegetarian.

Pigpatch, fed up with Foxy's nonsense: ...Can I go now?

[valentingaio]

Here's a bunch of food that I drew for my Glamdroids site!

Could easily trick people into thinking these are official Security Breach food hehe. Anyway, a few of these were based on recipes from the FNAF Cookbook, and a few I came up on my own, and some were taken from Security Breach.

In order, we have:

Monty's Veggie Supreme Pizza El Chip's Fully Loaded Tortillas Roxanne's Grilled Lamb Monty's Protein Burger Shake Chica's Crispy Fried Chicken Freddy's Mac 'n' Cheese Your Favorite Glam-pancakes Foxy's Fruity Cove Cooler Chica-Licious Thai Patties Freddy's Garlicky Pizza Twirls Mr. Hippo's Crispy Fish Bites Superstar Strawberry Shake

[sourapplesauces]

No no no- continue.

[brinaflute]

This is stupidly funny idk why

[ren-cerati]

LOOKED THROUGH THE OFFICAL FNAF COOKBOOK AND IM CRYING

@highbookwormofthecentury @shadow-dwelling-anon @astro-nomaly ARE YALL SEEING THIS??!

[hierophantmeme]

Pizza dough recipe from our lord & savior fredbear fazbearington 🍕 🐻 (I made pizza with this dough today. Fredbear knows what’s up when it comes to pizza trust 🙏)

[sillyvisioncorner]

Roxanne Wolf's Chocolate & Cherry Mousse

(allergies: eggs, dairy)

[thedenofravenpuff]

Tried out the meatballs recipe from my FNAF cookbook to replace the Italian meatballs I usually make, just to try out the difference for dinner.

Must say they taste interesting. Knowing this is using the recipe for the base patties, I do wonder how a burger with this would taste.

Either way, yum

[nightmaretherabbit]

In the Fnaf cookbook

[bungerisme]

My fnaf cookbook came in and this mac&cheese recepie makes me mad

When you add to much stuff it becomes a casserole… this is a casserole now!

Glamrock Freddy leave my mac & cheese alone

[aaajaxolotl]

hey tumblr! happy summer :D

i’m going to be busy this summer, but mostly with trying to bring you guys some cool content and post more regularly.

over the entire summer, i’m going to be working on a second issue of Feast Your Eyes!, my culinary fantasy zine, mainly focused on Minecraft (that’s what I’m most into right now) but i’ll probably incorporate some other fandoms as well.

while i won’t post everything from the second issue of Feast Your Eyes to the blog (you’ll have to read the finished zine if you want recipes and articles), I will also be doing a series of fandom cookbook recipe reviews, which I plan to release twice a week!

i’ll also make an effort to post more fanart and other various neat stuff. but that starts next week!

this weekend i’m crashing and taking a long-needed rest. hope you’re all doing well! stay hydrated :)