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[chrissykissy]

hello lgbt community welcome to a thread of me thinking abt how my adventures in odyssey f/os celebrate The Holidays 🥰🎄❄

eugene:

insists upon informing jude at Every opportunity that the holiday season does not coincide with historical record of christ’s birthdate, and rather was placed at this time of year to steal the solstice from pagan groups (jude knows, and loves to hear about it)

holiday serenades!!!! he did that whole album, plus he isnt one to shy away from a traditional carol or hymn

i’m sure he’s very low maintenance as far as gifts are concerned, but he’s very used to people tuning him out when he talks so jude getting him a gift that shows he really Listens would get eugene all choked up for sure!

favorite xmas songs: big fan of the old classics, such as: o tannenbaum, silent night, god rest ye merry gentleman (he has sung these songs in canon). i could have sworn he had canonically performed auld lang syne but idc because i say he likes it and im right. loves the sufjan stevens xmas albums because i am never getting over The Incident

dr blackgaard:

i think that regis probably finds the holiday season to be! frivolous? a waste of perfectly good time for productivity, and all that. the grind never stops 😤

definitely spoils sasha with sweet little kitty gifts every year, even as he monologues to her about the arbitrary nature of the season. shes just like *licks him*

that said, i think he’s putting on airs because he never has anyone to spend the season with :’0 until now.... he’s not really sure what to do with himself once jude triumphantly declares his enthusiasm for christmas, but, ah. he’ll find a way to make things interesting

oh GOD i forgot that he’s rich. i’ve never had any desire to travel someplace fancy for christmas but regis knows all the hot spots and surely revels in the opportunity to whisk jude away to literally Any place more glamorous than the northernmost united states

gets a halfhearted christmas card from his brother edwin every year, always saves them. jude is the only person who can ever know about this

favorite xmas songs: will absolutely tear it the fuck up to tchaikovsky’s the nutcracker in its entirety, probably has a private fondness for evil-sounding minor key hymns

bart:

its all about the SPECTACLE, babey!!!! leans 100% into the commercialism of it all

jude’s christmas bonus is a kiss on the cheek :/

ideal christmas date is driving around to extravagantly decorated houses with light shows. hes like “can you believe it? they oughta be chargin’ admission!” but we all know he would stop going if they did. also he had to stop bringing rodney with him bc he and the bones would vandalize the houses 😔

is late giving christmas presents 9 times out of 10 bc he waits for that sweet sweet december 26th sale

favorite xmas songs: mele kalikimaka and feliz navidad (he cannot pronounce the names correctly), i saw mommy kissing santa claus. curated a playlist for the electric palace loudspeaker that only contains the Most consumerist holiday songs

doris:

starts carrying mistletoe in her pocket on november 1st

cannot cook or bake (we know this) but she LOVES decorating (which she can’t really do either). jude comes over with gingerbread pre-baked so doris can have the simple pleasure of icing a sloppy little house. but also? they can nearly burn down the kitchen attempting to bake cookies together...... as a treat :)

would probably have an absolute blast on a horse-drawn carriage ride. i think in general shes Used to experiencing christmas as modern commercialism bc thats what bart likes but she seems like she’d have a taste for a charms and whims of an old, classical christmas. jude (probably post-blackgaard brain imprint, as it seems like an idea he’d come up with) takes her to one of those little town-wide Victorian Christmas events and she gets SO emotional

has probably committed manslaughter on black friday

favorite xmas songs: santa baby, sleigh ride, christmas wrapping by the waitresses

philip glossman:

receives one (1) christmas postcard from jude (which blackgaard begrudgingly co-signed) and is red in the face for the entirety of the month of december

favorite xmas songs: baby its cold outside cause he a lil weirdo

[chrissykissy]

horrible that at my once-in-a-lifetime vip theater experience seeing David (2022) was plagued by thoughts of doctor regis blackgaard. anyway loosely pondering a saul/david dichotomy for him & jude. oh to find such inexplicable solace with someone only to later turn on them entirely out of your own insecure self interest

[chrissykissy]

holy shit. oh my god. holy shit

[chrissykissy]

i don’t think blackgaard would be excessively empathetic when he’s shipping jude back to odyssey in ’91 but if he was. the aggressive encouragement to Rise Above That Measly Hick Town of it all 😵‍💫😳

[chrissykissy]

i love how technological advancement is always the catalyst for judegaard aus even though that’s a quality they only gave regis as an afterthought. anyways invisible man judegaard au

[chrissykissy]

embarrassing as FUCK but this is judegaardcore :]c

[chrissykissy]

matching bracelets for you and your evil boyfriend who’s also your boss who’s also a satan allegory who‘s also—

[chrissykissy]

📻📻 any f/o you reallllyyyyyy want to yell about (kittyandco)

EPIC DOCTOR BLACKGAARD MOMENTS THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

my playlist for regis, which fucking slaps, is mostly sort of a back-and-forth covering his dynamic with my self insert Jude as opposed to being specifically a blackgaard character study, HOWEVER much of the way he behaves toward jude sort of informs his personality overall, so like. it works it’s fine. FOR EXAMPLE

cringe baby moments but the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage is like SOOO HIM. the overwhelmingly commanding energy. the fact that he literally commits (TEMPORARILY. IT’S FINE) suicide??? the fact that he is the antithesis to christianity and thus the antithesis to martyrs?? ugh my MIND 

also like the weird theatrical overly formal energy that 2005 panic at the disco had makes it so that absolutely every line sounds like some bullshit blackgaard would actually say in his day-to-day life. “good, good” “and i believe this may call for a proper introduction” “i’ve an announcement to make” SHUT UPPPPPPPP

“trophy boys, trophy wives” jude is both :) ryan ross invented the male wife 

LAST BUT NOT LEAST. THE ABSOLUTE KICKER. “I AIM TO BE YOUR EYES” HE LITERALLY DOES!!!!!!!! HE LITERALLY WANTS HIS BRAIN TO BE INSIDE JUDE’S BODY!!!!! THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S MY EYES!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS INTO A PILLOW* 

[chrissykissy]

help me! 

i broke apart my insides

help me!

i got no soul to sell

help me!

the only thing that works for me

help me get away from myself

[chrissykissy]

realized last night that youre a mean one mr grinch is a jude Post-Blackgaard Brain Imprint x phillip glossman anthem. i dont think i could elaborate if i tried