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samsqueerpolycule · 7 months

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So you’re an American who watched Emily in Paris and now you have a little voice in your ear saying that it might be cool to move to Europe. Heed my warning! Do not listen to him! That little voice is the devil and he wants to ruin your life. Trust me. Trust me look me in the eyes do NOT move to Europe. It is not the fun quirky adventure you think it is. Do not do it! Don’t make the same mistakes I have

#Europe is beautiful but like once you’re here for a while you get used to the beauty and then it’s just inconvenient and kinda sucky #there’s nothing to do in my city #literally nothing #the food at least in my city is terrible #for some reason literally everything is just a little bit worse #toilet stalls are way smaller #toilets flush weird and never flush all the way #no central heat or AC so you’re always either freezing or hot #the windows don’t have screens so there’s bugs everywhere #for some godforsaken reason they refuse to use decent laundry technology so it literally takes me 8 hours to do one load of laundry #and the machines are tiny so it often takes 2-3 loads #public transit isn’t as fun as it sounds #like guys I could go on just trust me do not let the devil tempt you #I wish I could go home every single day #collette speaks

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