#formalbrutality

[simplyonehellofahokage]

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@formalbrutality

Never in his wildest dreams did Minato ever contemplate thepossibility of such a partnership, as temporary, as temperamental, and astenuous as it was. It was one born of circumstance and yet, he mused as hekicked a table towards a few oncoming shinobi, it worked remarkably well. Asticking seal etched into the wood pinned them to the wall and flames weren’tlong in coming…neither were the screams.

He never really contemplated the idea of time travel, it wastoo taboo, too risky, and just plain illogical if one required their continuedsurvival. Ducking beneath what would have been a stabbing blow, Minato sweptthe woman’s feet out from under her and slammed the chakra-lacked heel of hisfoot on her head, causing it to crack against the floor of the inn. But thenMinato never really claimed sanity, and accidents happened to him far more thanwas healthy when ink and paper was concerned. If he worried about theconsequences of his very existence in a world he shouldn’t be in, he’d have amental breakdown so this was a welcome distraction. The blond had no doubt thatonce this was over, they’d turn on one another which is why he always kept theinfamous clan head in the corner of his eye. Some would call it cowardice butonce this was over…he planned on retreating. Blood sprayed as he flashed behind a man, and his blade made its home in his chest.

Because the absolute last thing he neededwas to be remembered by someone like Uchiha Madara.

[crackuzuarchived]

A reminder to everyone, I have started over and made Crackuzu into a Multi-muse blog.

My previous blog is archived under ‘Crackuzu-a’ if anyone is still interested in that.

I will be rping four characters from Naruto here, including Madara, Hidan, Kakuzu & Sasuke. I may add more in the future as I experiment and discover more I want to try, but for now that’s it.

I hope to bring my threads from my previously active ‘FormalBrutality’ here as well.

[hataakes]

Continued from: [ x ] @formalbrutality

“No matter what, they will die in vain. They are standing here today because they don’t want your vision of ‘peace’. They are willing to lay down their lives to combat your ideals, and if you are to succeed, they will have died in vain.” 

He closed his eyes for a moment. His sharingan burned with overuse and his body was so exhausted, burdened with pain. The raw power of the Uchiha’s chakra washed over him, causing him to open his eyes again. 

But all he could do was blink tiredly and sigh, “Why? Can you at least tell me why you’re doing this?”

[masshirohebi-moved]

Romantic Headcanon

name : Orochimaru nickname : Hebi, Hebi-chan, Orochi  gender : Non-binary (biologically male) romantic orientation : prefers men sexual orientation : Bisexual/Pansexual preferred pet names : usual nicknames apply, otherwise dear, or something his partner comes up with. relationship status :  depends on verse favorite canon ship : n/a favorite non-canon ship :  There are so many cute ones I have going, Sakuya (Yasaku) x Orochimaru with @umbralrosa​, ItaOro with @deathsblind​ , HiruOro with @thegodofshinobi​ , Ashkine x Orochimaru with @offireandblood​, and although not fully developed I’m still largely enjoying the messed up thing @formalbrutality​ and I have going with our two stubborn muses. 

opinion on true love : he believes people can love each other, but true love is a human construct. No one in his opinion, is meant to be, whether they can form something beautiful regardless is another story.

opinion on love at first sight : He does not believe in such things. It takes time  to build true devotion. But a connection can be made upon first sight.

how ‘romantic’ are they? : Romance will only come if he actually loves someone. Until then, he isn’t in that mind set at all. However he does enjoy it with the right person.

ideal physical traits : Tall, well kept hair, scar/s

ideal personality traits : strong minded/willed, confident, commanding. unattractive physical traits : Sloppy, disheveled , scrawny   unattractive personality traits : submissive, weak, ambition-less 

ideal date :  Depends largely on his mood, he’s happy to stay in with someone he’s close to. But he is equally as happy to go out and cause mischief.  do they have a type? :  Someone who is strong in every sense of the word, mentally, physically. They need to have a “take no shit” attitude” or else he’ll just walk all over them. And he loses interest if he gets his way, then it becomes something of manipulation, and love is lost. Since he is always doing something he shouldn’t be, someone who is slightly more level headed than he is, who can reign him in when need be, but also join him without being morally distraught.  average relationship length :  Its’ all dependent on the person, he’s hard to be with given his radical views and scattered personality. He rarely puts others before himself, and this comes off as selfish (naturally so), in a relationship. All the same, despite being the more high maintenance one, he is more likely to leave than be left. Preferring to not be the one stranded. preferred non-sexual intimacy :  cuddling/stealing his partners body heat, showing his partner his research and discoveries, being taught things by his lover, or sitting contently together reading. commitment level : He is very committed, fiercely loyal, however he does blur the lines on morals. And won’t stop at much to get his partners attention back if they seem to be straying. opinion of public affection :  Since public opinions mean little to him, he doesn’t have any issue with his partner being affectionate around other people. He will likely be in his lovers space no matter who is looking, and finds it childish to be timid of pda.  past relationships? :  Depends on verse, but in his standard verse he did have past relationships. Most ending with him losing the ability to trust and dismissing the person.

Tagged by: @frogprinceus Tagging: @umbralrosa @deathsblind , @formalbrutality , @cursedteme , @kuramasjinchuuriki , @meltcdkiss , @offireandblood , @theravensdobe , @sasukeuchiha-eternalmangekyou , @sasobaee , @challengingods whoever wants to!~

[masshirohebi-moved]

Appearance headcanons:

body.

long legs. short legs. average legs. slender thighs. thick thighs. muscular thighs. skinny arms. soft arms. muscular arms. toned stomach. flat stomach. flabby stomach. soft stomach. six pack. beer belly. lean frame. slender frame. muscular frame. voluptuous frame. petite frame. lanky frame. short nails. long nails. manicured nails. dirty nails. flat ass. toned ass. bubble butt. thick ass. small waist. thick waist. narrow hips. average hips. wide hips. big feet. average feet. small feet. slender feet. calloused feet. calloused hands. soft hands. big hands. average hands. small hands. long fingers. short fingers. average fingers. broad shoulders. underweight. average weight. overweight.

height.

shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm to 150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. taller than 2 m.

skin.

pale. fair. rosy. olive. dark. tanned. blotchy. smooth. acne. dry. greasy. freckled. scarred.

eyes.

small. large. average. grey. brown. black. blue. red. pink. green. gold. hazel. doe — eyed.almond. close — set. wide — set. squinty. monolid. heavy eyelids. upturned. downturned.

hair.

thin. thick. fine. normal. greasy. dry. soft. shiny. curly. frizzy. wild. unruly. straight.smooth. wavy. floppy. cropped. pixie cut. short. shoulder length. back length. waist length. floor length. buzz cut. bald. jaw length. mohawk. undercut. white. platinum blonde. golden blonde. dirty blonde. ombre. light brown. mouse brown. chestnut brown. golden brown. chocolate brown. dark brown. slate. jet black. ginger. auburn. unnatural colour. streaked. thin eyebrows.average eyebrows. thick eyebrows.

tattoos / piercings.

full sleeve. thigh tattoo. shin tattoo. wrist tattoo. lower back tattoo. hip tattoo. hand / finger tattoo. foot tattoo. neck tattoo. face tattoo. chest tattoo. one tattoo. a few here and there. multiple. no tattoo. monroe piercing. nose piercing. septum. nipple piercing. genital piercing. industrial piercings. earlobe piercing(s). prince albert piercing. eyebrow piercing. tongue piercing. lip piercing. tragus piercing. angel bites. labret. gauges. navel piercing. inverse navel piercing. cheek piercing. smiley. nape piecings. no piercings.

cosmetics.

light eyeliner. heavy eyeliner. cat eyes. mascara. fake eyelashes. matte lipstick. regular lipstick. lipgloss. chapstick. red lips. pink lips. dark lips. bronzer. highlighter. eyeshadow. neutral eyeshadow. smokey eyes. colourful eyeshadow. blush. lipliner. light contouring. heavy contouring. powder. matte foundation. shiny foundation. concealer. wears make up regularly. wears it from time to time. never wears make up.

scent.

floral. fruity. perfumes. aftershave. cocoa. moisturizer. natural soap. shampoo. cigarettes.leather. sweat. food. incense. marijuana. cologne. whiskey. wine. fried food. blood. fire.metal. rain. grass. ocean. autumn leaves. baked bread. smoke. campfire. lavender. trees. musk. rose. gingerbread. peppermint. oak. honey. lemon. vanilla. coffee. cake. hyde.

clothes.

masculine. feminine. androgynous. jeans. tight pants. cargo pants. overknee socks. tights. leggings. yoga pants. miniskirt. loose skirt. formfitting dress. cardigans. blouse. long-sleeved shirt. button up shirt. graphic shirt. T-shirt. sports shirt. sweatpants. tank top. cut off shirt. designer. high street. online stores. thrift. lingerie. maxidress. sundress. suit and tie. cocktail dress. highslit dress. loose clothing. tight clothing. jean shorts. sweater. sweater vest. khaki pants. hoodie.harem pants. kimono. basketball shorts. boxers. briefs. thong. hotpants. hipster panties. bra. sports bra. crop top. corset. leotard. polka dots. stripes. glitter. silk. lace. leather.velvet. chemise. patterns. florals. neon colours. pastels. neutral colours. black. dark colours. faux fur.

shoes.

sneakers. slip-ons. flats. slippers. sandals. high heels. kitten heels. ankle boots. combat boots. boots. knee-high boots. platforms. stripper heels. bare feet loafers.

Tagged by: @theravensdobe (Thanks for the tag!~) Tagging: @offireandblood, @umbralrosa , @gentlegraceful-and-fatal , @formalbrutality , @frogprinceus , @super-kame-love , @meltcdkiss , @kuramasjinchuuriki , @sasobaee

[masshirohebi-moved]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD ♡✧( ु•⌄• ) once you get this award, you’re supposed to paste it in the ask box of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out ( ◜◒◝ )♡♥

I love you lots okay My lazy ass is ganna tag people instead! So:@snakesage , @umbralrosa , @hyugainterior , @super-kame-love , @cursedteme @persiciflorebellator @formalbrutality @do-these-eyes-look-human

[masshirohebi-moved]

crackuzu replied to your post “�� // @formalbrutality”

I SEE THAT NOT-SO-SUBTLE PUPPET INNUENDO.

 I don’t know what you’re talking about  👀 👀

[mythicrogue]

Get to know abc’s mun edition.

Tagged by @formalbrutality

a . Age : 24

b . Birthplace : Tennessee

c . Current time : 5:28 PM.

d . Drink you had last : Sweet tea

e . Easiest person(s) to talk to: My hubby

f . Favorite song(s) : My husband makes me the DJ every time ‘cause I “know a fuckton of songs” ( tldr; i have a lot of faves )

h . Horror yes or horror no : I love horror, but horror movies make me too anxious. 

i . In love? : Absolutely. Married my best friend.

j . Jealous of people: Everyone gets jealous. 

k. Killed someone : No??? why is this a question?? are the feds watching????? 

l . Love at first sight or should I walk by again? : No such thing.

m . Middle name : Shea

n . Number of siblings : uh two brothers, three sisters. all of them are married.

o . One wish : Be done with school so i can be in a stable career and be able to spoil myself and my husband and my momma. 

q . Question you’re always asked: “Are you a real redhead???” Fuck on outta here

r . Reason(s) to smile : My kittens! My husband! My beautiful home! My family!

s . Song you sang last : Life Itself by Glass Animals

t . Top 3 fictional characters : Itachi, Styxx, Grell

u . Underwear & color : Black

v . Vacation: Anywhere, just give me a drink and something to explore. 

w . When’s your birthday: 6th of April.

x . X - rays: Yeah.

y . Your favorite food: Too much of a foodie

z . Zodiac sign: Aries ( Got told I was Libra Rising )

Tagging: @hatakiri @anotheruchiha @abyssaldespair

[hataakes]

@crackuzu replied to your post “I have two more people to send asks to, but if you’re still interested...”

ooo forgot to tell you my side blog is formalbrutality - it's a Madara. or you can send to me instead if you prefer Kakuzu

SHRIEKS dude thats such an awesome url, i will totally go follow and send asks i love mada so much 

[uchihascrusade-blog]

@formalbrutality​

“I meant his hair compliments his personality! He’s so calm and smooth, flowing. Just like he is! He’s always willing to flow with whatever twists are thrown his way! And he approaches them with a calm demeanor.”

     ❝ ... Why are you defending him? ❞