#friendsmom

[birdification]

my new bit with my friends is pretending that i’m desperately and nervously trying to convince their christian parents that i am straight (i am visibly gay as the day is long)

so it goes like: hi friendsmom im birdy and i um uh i have a boyfriend his name is fuckin uh batman. i mean bath. matthew. yes im love his and his boobs i mean tits i mean chest i mean uhhhhhhhh flat chest hahaha wish i had a flat chest i mean. i wish h. he’s my. i have a boyfriend. im attractedtohim

[madschnell626]

#friendsmom #recoveru #celebrating #fuckcancer (at Redlands, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9OIQneJAhq/?igshid=1hn9vufujd81r

[qservicesinc]

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[soulofthedamnedgirl-blog]

friends mom: Do you want some tea too? It's good for you.

friend: Mom, I think she is able to decide that on her own.

friends mom: Yes, of course. I just want her to feel at home here.

friend: But it's not her home. Do you really think tea can change it? It will never be her home here...

me: It's okay. I'd like some tea. Really, it's totally fine.

[prinsez05]

one last Happy Mother's Day shout out #friendsmom #friend #tomommy #tomymommy #mothersday #happymothersday #mommy #mom #parent #parenting #imasimplegirl #shabby #chic #boho #kids #children #vintage #midcentury #ephemera #greeting #greetings #greetingcard #hallmarkcard #hallmark #vintageimage (at Ridley Park, Pennsylvania)

[artistrobinsnest]

My #friendsmom has this soap ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯😍😍🤣❤I need this soap for every #bathroom in my #house because I'm a #badass #mom #momsilove

[guigsalencar]

Aquele momento que sua mãe te obriga a fazer presente pra amiga dela... . . #draw #drawing #desenho #realistic #realismo #art #artist #arte #artista #pic #portrait #friendsmom #amiga #love #blackandgray #fabercastell #staedtler #canson #present #presente #dibujo #woman #mulher #look #boanoite (em Federal District)

[bangexotica]

hot friendsmom

[mystressk]

Hi there

[mystressk]

My baby girl.