#from his perspective i am an all-knowing deity with the most expansive minecraft knowledge in the world
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the funny thing about being an older sibling is watching as the younger siblings slowly realize what a loser i am
#/gen i really do find it funny#the sibling closest to my age is only 17 months younger than me#so he NEVER thought i was cool#the next youngest is 10 years old and has made the transition from thinking im the coolest person in the world#(since im allowed to go to the mall by myself and stay home alone and dye my hair and get piercings)#to thinking im a complete loser#my youngest brother is 7 years old#and he still thinks im cool#but i think hes starting to catch on to the fact that im just some guy#from his perspective i am an all-knowing deity with the most expansive minecraft knowledge in the world#as i know how to download mods and datapacks and make my own minecraft skins.#he also regularly requests that i 'take care of him' (his words) when mom has to leave before dad is home#but he also thought my eyebrow piercing was stupid#and is in general starting to realize how unbearably dorky i can be#(i finally understand why my parents are Like That. is is so fucking funny to watch kids get embarrassed because you did a stupid dance in#the bread aisle at walmart)#he also likes to call me nerd dork loser etc bc those are things i call my siblings all the time#^ not with any malice of course. being mean is my family's collective love language#it's that push and pull of being deliberately obnoxious and dorky so everyone else in the room can groan and call you an idiot yknow
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