#fubuki orders spaghetti

[jaijaitbinks]

Headcanon:

Saitama knows the dumbest words. Ones a majority of the population don't even know exist.

Examples:

Absquatulate, nudiustertian, lalochezia, nikehedonia, spanghew, vug

Whenever he says one, its always just because he can, and it's the funniest thing seeing people (his friends) look at him like "wtf did you just say?"

[theomnicode]

Automatic reflexes and survival instinct, do you have it?

One thing Saitama tried to warn Fubuki about when they first met:

That her survival instinct when reacting to legitimate threats, even when given plenty time to prep, is lacking, because she's not been tested enough on the field. She's been coddled by her own need to surround herself with a group and sheltered from the harsh reality.

Notably because Saitama himself keeps tackling all the insane level threats.

By putting down other heroes and stagnating their progress, she's directly opposed to them going out there confidently to develop said survival instinct on the field that would help them survive in their chosen profession and otherwise.

Then she even said Saitama won't survive without her help, which is direct insult on his hard work and dedication and capacity to survive in the harshest of environment. Saitama had survived on his lonesome thus far, even if he didn't thrive. But survived nonetheless against the overwhelming odds.

If Saitama had been an actual enemy, she'd have been dead long before she even realized what was happening.

Maybe her reaction time has gotten better since MA arc...maybe she could defend herself in time if she was ready and prepared...

But it is not enough to actually save anybody else from becoming collateral damage.

(Oh look Saitama is collateral and he does not care, because he's invulnerable. Except when he is not)

Her inexperience in handling a sudden situation that threathens casualties makes her unable to react in time quickly enough to prevent them from happening, because she gets too shocked into inaction. It's natural if one is not in such field work for long enough to develop reflexes to save other people, but the world of OPM does not wait for her to get enough field experience.

She needed to perform now and she failed miserably.

She does not have the automatic reflexes to psychically save anybody when push comes to shove either, when threat is far too fast for her to react to or visually even see. Threats at dragon level and above and those who unhesitatingly go for the sudden deadly strike on people who are not even involved in the fight.

Such as civilians.

Can't react to what you can't see coming can ya?

Which would seem to be consistent with how ONE writes psychic powers in Mob psycho too. There needs to be some preparation time. They more than likely have to visually process what they see in their brain in order to exert their will over things.

This would be the weakness of psychics.

And guess what kind of enemy she is up against right now?

An enemy who seems to be very much willing to silence anybody who knows too much about them, if push comes to shove. And can simultaneously tackle many issues at one time.

Because they don't want any witnesses.

Fubuki and Psykos are both in grave danger and Fubuki does not seem to have enough clue about what exactly she's messing with.

Quoting Illidan from WoW:

"You are not prepared."

Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

In short, we're rapping alongside Forte to Eminem's Lose yourself. We even got the Mom's spagetti reference hahah, this writer is the best.

Forte is just kind of autotuning rn though because he er, got knocked unconscious.

*rubs chin*

(My fastest long meta yet after new chapter lol)